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HagueCraft: Where International Justice Meets Pixelated Adventure!

Accountability, Adventure, consequences, criminal charges, EXECUTION, Geneva Convention, Hague, HagueCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, International, international court, international law, Justice, justice system, Legal System, meets, pixelated, political leaders, punishment, trial, tribunal, united nations, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, world leaders

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9035
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

What if I told you that on our Minecraft server, we have a special event where we bring in famous historical figures and make them duke it out in epic battles? Imagine watching these two dudes, one with a crazy mustache and the other with a funny haircut, fighting to the death in pixelated glory. Join our server and witness the madness unfold as we recreate history in the most ridiculous way possible. Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out – join us now!

Yen Erased LOLcraft: Where Billions Disappear in Pixels

Anycolor, Billions, boj, central bank, consequences, cover, Currency, disappear, Economy, erased, financial crisis, Financial Stability, Impact, Japan, LAUGHING, Laughter, LolCraft, Market Cap, market volatility, monetary policy, pixels, stock market, yen

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5634
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Endless Night Skies:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the craziest events that will make you question reality itself!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the BoJ (Bank of Japan) and the evil market caps Anycolor and Cover. Billions of Yen are at stake and only you can help save the day!

But beware, the BoJ is not to be underestimated. They have the power to erase entire market caps with just a snap of their fingers. Will you be able to stop them and restore balance to the Minecraft economy?

Join now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knew virtual currency could be so dramatic?

Lucy’s Lava Adventure: Where Moms and Mobs Mix!

adaptation, Adventure, best, crying, discussion, emotional, fallout 3, Father, high rating, honest thoughts, ign, INTENSE, intense show, last of us, lava, loops, Lucy, Lucys, Mix, mobs, moms, Mother, Rollercoaster, shills, tv show, video game

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of emotions! Join us and experience the intense drama and twists that will leave you crying like Lucy when she found out the truth about her parents.

Our server is so good, it’s like a video game adapted into a TV show, but even better than The Last of Us! You won’t believe how intense and thrilling it is to play here. And don’t worry, we’re not paid shills like IGN, we just provide the best Minecraft experience out there.

So come join us and let’s have a serious discussion about our server, no meme posting allowed! It’s like replaying Fallout 3, but with even more excitement and fun. Don’t miss out on the best Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

Crafting Chaos: Where Even Creepers Can Cast Their Ballots

Ballots, cast, Chaos, controversy, Crafting, CREEPERS, Decision making, Dem votes, Democracy, Government, international relations, Israel, Jesus, lawmakers, measures, Politics, radical idea, shot down, Support, taiwan, Trust, Ukraine, Vote, Wall, WTF

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2174
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Magic Items Found:	4572	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as politics? Look no further than our server, where we have separate measures for Ukraine, Israel, Taiwan, and even the Wall!

Join us and witness Israel getting 100% support from our players – trust us, it’s a sight to see. Ukraine might pass with only Dem votes, but that’s just how we roll. And don’t even get us started on Taiwan…seriously, what the heck is going on there?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic and entertaining as global politics, come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Blocky Bants: The ‘Aspergers’ Server – Where Creeper Social Skills are Optional!

akathisa, American doctors, antidepressant, antipsychotic, anxiety, aspergers, autism, Bants, beta blocker, blocky, brain zaps, creeper, crying spells, disability, face blindness, highschool dropout, hikkikomori, low blood pressure, medication side effects, NEET, odd, Optional, Server, skellycell, Skills, Social, Therapy, Withdrawal

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9804
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only requirement is having assburgers – yes, you heard that right!

Imagine a server where face blindness is a superpower, where medication side effects are just part of the game, and where quitting meds cold turkey is a strategy for success. Our server is so wild, you’ll be crying tears of joy (and maybe uncontrollable crying spells too)!

Forget about building structures and mining for resources, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through withdrawal side effects and brain zaps. And don’t worry about your energy levels, because we guarantee you’ll have enough to eat again (after not eating for 5 days, of course).

So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there, where American doctors are the real villains and antipsychotics are the ultimate boss battle. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

SneedCraft: Where every block is a Sneed and every creeper is a Sneed too

art, artist community, BLOCK, cartoon, character design, collaboration, creative process, creativity, creeper, design challenge, digital art, drawing, drawthread, Fan art, hobby, illustration, inspiration, meme, online forum, request thread, sneed, Sneed edition, SneedCraft

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is as chaotic as a Drawthread featuring Sneed! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own Sneed-themed world, complete with Sneed statues, Sneed houses, and even a Sneed rollercoaster!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can participate in epic Sneed battles where you fight off hordes of evil Sneed clones trying to take over your land. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Sneed, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and riches.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the wacky world of Sneed! Just remember, on this server, the only rule is to always scream “SNEED” at the top of your lungs before engaging in any activity. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some Sneed-tastic fun!

Crafty Cuties: Pakistani Edition

1. Pakistani girls, activism, adventure 20. Friendship, AMBITION, beauty 4. Fashion, Community, Crafty, cuisine, Cuties, dance 15. Food, Desi, Edition, empowerment, equality 6. Diversity, Exploration, family 10. Career, Festivals, flavors 16. Celebrations, girls 2. South Asian, heritage 7. Feminism, holidays 17. History, honor 12. Religion, Identity, Islam, Marriage, Music, Muslim 13. Independence, Origins, Pakistani, progress 8. Society, Punjabi 19. Travel, resilience 14. Art, Respect, roots 18. Language, Sisterhood, solidarity, strength, Style, success 11. Modesty, tradition, trends 5. Education, Urdu, values 9. Relationships, women 3. Culture

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1408
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Secret Passages Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Emeralds Found:	5796	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old generic themes? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Pakistani girls who are ready to show you their building skills and slay some creepers with their mad PvP skills!

Join our server for a chance to team up with these fierce Pakistani girls and take on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond sword of Jinnah or battling the evil Enderdragon who stole all the biryani!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground maze filled with hidden treasures and traps that only the bravest Pakistani girls can conquer. So if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience, come join us and let the Pakistani girls show you how it’s done!

SoulSuckingCraft: Where Your Souls Are Safer Than Lost in Lost Bastille!

Bastille, dark souls, Frustration, gamer problems, Gaming, Gaming Community, Lost, lost bastille, lost progress, Lost Souls, lost souls in challenging games, lost souls in dark souls, lost souls in difficult games, lost souls in gaming, lost souls in lost bastille, lost souls in video game dungeons, lost souls in video games, Rage Quit, Safer, soul loss, Souls, SoulSuckingCraft, video games

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5428
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of losing souls in Dark Souls and ready for a change? Join our Minecraft server where you can’t lose souls because, well, there are no souls to lose! Instead, you can build your own castle in the sky and watch as creepers try to blow it up (spoiler alert: they will fail miserably). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So say goodbye to lost souls and hello to endless fun on our Minecraft server!

Unleash the Memes: The Anti-Normalfag Minecraft Server

addiction, AntiNormalfag, Assholes, BETRAYAL, college, Deception, dissatisfaction, Drugs, fake friends, Friends, Girlfriend, ISOLATION, Job, Loneliness, memes, Minecraft, normalfag, Online Community, regret, room, Server, theft, unhappiness, Unleash, wow nerds

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3421
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Are you tired of being a normalfag in the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the clutches of friends, girlfriends, college, and jobs. Say goodbye to assholes and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggles of real life.

On our server, you can build your dream world without the fear of being judged or used by others. No more looking like a retard, just pure creativity and fun. And if you’re addicted to drugs, don’t worry – our virtual world is the perfect escape.

So why waste time in the real world when you can join our Minecraft server and live your best life online? Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Join us now and never look back!

Crafty Creepers: Overlord Edition

ainz ooal gown, albedo, Anime, anticipation, best girl, Crafty, CREEPERS, dark fantasy, Edition, EXCITEMENT, fan favorite, FANTASY, guild members, isekai, light novel, LN adaptation, Magic, Overlord, powerful protagonist, screen adaptation, supreme beings, virtual reality, world domination

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7660
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Enchantments Applied:	55

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server that is so lit, even the best girl of Overlord would want to play on it? Our server is like a virtual paradise where you can build your dream world and hang out with other players who are just as obsessed with anime as you are.

Join us and you might even run into Ainz Ooal Gown himself, building a castle made entirely out of diamonds while wearing a tutu. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and guarded by a horde of zombie pigmen cosplaying as Albedo.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans begin!