falling beam – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CraftyBruh’s Eye of Lies

black eye, covert operation, Coworkers, CraftyBruhs, Eye, eyepatch, falling beam, grizzly bear, heroic tales, inside joke, Lies, lying.., orphans, Panda, putin, shower, slipping, stolen valor, Ukraine, Upset, work from home

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my black eye story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to craft your own heroic tales of adventure and intrigue.

Imagine saving your Minecraft girlfriend from a virtual grizzly bear, or taking down a blocky Putin in a covert operation. The possibilities are endless, just like the healing time for my eye!

But beware, not everyone will appreciate your epic tales. Just like the new girl at work who thought I was stealing virtual valor. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your creative storytelling skills here!

So why join our server? Because where else can you save orphans from pixelated fires or battle virtual bears with your one good eye? Embrace the madness and join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

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CraftyGura

“Gura killer, Backlash, content creators, controversy, CraftyGura, criticism, digital influencers, entertainment industry, Failure, fan culture, Flop, internet culture, internet fame, internet phenomena, Media consumption, online communities, online trends, social media, streaming, viral content, virtual personalities

Are you tired of being a Gura killer flop? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate training ground for taking down those pesky Gura mobs! Join us and learn the ancient art of Gura slaying from our expert players who have mastered the craft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Gura King, a boss mob so powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players dare to challenge it. Defeat the Gura King and earn the title of Gura Slayer Supreme!

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and become a Gura killing legend? Sign up now and start your epic journey to Gura domination!

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Pixelated Pandemonium: Where Creepers Roam Free & Players Build Insane Castles! LOL

alternate history, Artificial Intelligence, Brazil, BUILD, Castles, Computer, creative storytelling, CREEPERS, Digital World, early 20th century, fake country, fantasy realm, free, Gaming, Historical accuracy, immersive experience, INSANE, Interactive Fiction, lol, Pandemonium, parallel universe, pixelated, Players, programming, Real World, roam, simulation, Technology, virtual reality, world

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have a world that’s like the early 20th century, but with a twist – there’s a fake country called Brazil! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Who needs bacon when you can have bling?

2. Our villagers are all trained in interpretive dance. Need to trade for some emeralds? Just bust a move and they’ll hook you up.

3. The oceans are filled with mermaids who will serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. Who wouldn’t want to be part of that underwater concert?

4. Our Nether realm is actually a giant disco party, complete with lava lamps and funky beats. It’s lit, literally.

5. And last but not least, our fake country of Brazil is ruled by a talking pineapple named Sir Pineapple III. He’s a benevolent dictator who ensures that all players are well-fed with virtual pizza and soda.

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have Minecraft with a side of insanity?

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ZeeLordz Kingdom Factions PVP

Adventure, Allies, Bases, Community, Custom Plugins, Economy, enemies, Explore, Factions, Fun, Jobs, Leveling system, market, Mob levels, No map resets, PvP, PvP friendly, Quests, Resources, Roleplay, Survival, Toxicity

Welcome to ZeeLordz Kingdom, This is a Factions server with Unique Features! Create epic bases with your friends! Our ultimate goal is for you and your friends to have fun. Don’t be Toxic! Become the biggest Faction on our server and make allies! Or Enemies You choose. Custom plugins, PVP friendly, Economy, Jobs, Quests, Leveling system, Mob levels, No Map Resets! Come join Our Community today and start your adventure now! /spawn and go shopping for spare resources in the Market . The world is YOURS to explore!

zeelordzkingdom.join-mc.com

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Origin SMP: Season V

Age 13-16, Ages13to16, apply, Aternos, banned, Createmod, Customitems, Discord, Easyapply, Experience, Frames, Friendly, Friendlycommunity, Furryfriendly, headphones, Ip:, java minecraft, Keyboard, Lgbtqfriendly, Lore, mic, Mods, Nospawngriefing, Nospawnkilling, Origin smp, Originsmod, Roleplay, rules, Safespace, Season V, Server, smp, Somepvp, Staff

Welcome to Origin SMP!

A friendly minecraft smp where everyone is welcome! However, there are a few requirements:account_boxDiscordmicMicsecurityages 13-16

headsetHeadphones

keyboardKeyboard

desktop_windowsA minimum of 15-40 possible frames (higher is allowed)

space_barJava minecraft (cracked accounts or hacked clients will be banned from ip)

gavelExperience with playing minecraft

Rules, mods, and how to apply on the discord!

OriginsReborn.aternos.me:38535

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Samsara.gg

Adventure, Biomes, Builder, building, Custom world, Customworld, discovery, diverse design, Exploration, Explorer, Immersive, landscape, Legacy, Minecraft, Northrend, Samsara, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla, vibrant, World Painter, wow

Dive into Samsara, a 15k x 15k custom Minecraft world meticulously sculpted over the past decade in World Painter. This passion project has evolved through torrents of creativity and painstaking dedication, resulting in a vibrant and unique landscape. Samsara offers an unparalleled opportunity to explore, build, and live in a world that ignites the same wanderlust and awe reminiscent of early days in World of Warcraft and old-school RuneScape.

https://www.samsara.gg/

Samsara isn’t just a server name; it’s a legacy. Inspired by diverse design philosophies like those behind Northrend in WoW, Samsara’s hundreds of uniquely blended biomes ensure the world never feels monotonous. Each zone tells its own story.

Join us at Samsara.gg to embark on an adventure where every corner holds a new discovery. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a curious explorer, Samsara promises a world unlike any other.

Join the whitelist automatically on our discord!http://discord.gg/kfQEbYutbf

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MinecraftMayhemServer

#gamer, Communication, Cooperative, First Person Shooter, funny, Gaming, Gaming Community, hear a kid on the mic, Horror, Left 4 Dead, meme, MinecraftMayhemServer, multiplayer, online gaming, Playing, prepare my boobies spray, Shooter, Survival, teamwork, video games, zombie

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt hut? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a zombie-infested jungle! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers come charging at you, but don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon – BOOBIES SPRAY! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombies while protecting your precious boobies. Trust us, you’ve never played Minecraft like this before!

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DerpyCraft: Where IQs drop when players gather!

#group mentality, cognitive bias, cognitive decline, Communication, conformity, critical thinking, Decision making, DerpyCraft, Drop, gather, group dynamics, groupthink, herd behavior, Human Behavior, influence, intelligence, IQs, mob mentality, peer pressure, Players, psychological effects, social influence, Social Interaction, social psychology, stupidity

Are you tired of being the smartest person in the room? Do you long for the days when your brain cells were as scarce as diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and watch as your IQ drops faster than a creeper exploding in your face. Our community is so dumb, we make villagers look like rocket scientists. But hey, who needs intelligence when you have endless fun and laughter?

Come join us and experience the joy of losing brain cells with every block you mine. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares?)!

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Crafty Trump’s Minecraft Server

Celebrity, controversy, Crafty, Donald J Trump, Fame, high-profile, Imprisonment, influence, Justice, Legal System, Martha Stewart, media scrutiny, Minecraft, perseverance, Prison, public figure, resilience, scandal, Server, success, Survival, Trumps, Wealthy, white collar crime

If Martha Stewart can survive crafting shivs out of toothbrushes in prison, then Donald J Trump can survive building epic castles out of diamond blocks on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, where even the most notorious inmates can become master builders. Who needs a presidential pardon when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!

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MinecraftFart – Friday Night Poopfest

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We’ve got everything you need to satisfy your Friday Night Funkin’ cravings, from fan-made creations to crossovers with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more!

Join us for our Week #2548 – DOODOOFARD Edition, where we discuss all the latest news and updates from the Funkin Crew. Did you hear about the Weekend 1 update? It’s fire, just like our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Ninjamuffin and PA doing an AMA on /funkg/, Phantom Arcade’s stream summaries, and so much more insanity to keep you entertained.

Download and play the game, check out the modding community, and dive into the world of Friday Night Funkin’ like never before. Our server is the place to be for all things FNF, so what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the funk begin!

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CraftyHarem Minecraft Server

Apologize.., Apology, CraftyHarem, defeated, Demons, Digits, Explanation, Frequency, gap, meticulous, millions of years, Minecraft, Omniscience, owed, reinvigorate., safeguarded, secret, Senses, Server, Shadow Realm, slaughter, Wives, woke up

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the action and adventure you could ever want!

Join us and become a part of the secret society of omniscient beings, where we hold the power to control the very fabric of the Minecraft universe. Our digits hold the key to unlocking unimaginable powers and abilities, and only the chosen few are deemed worthy to join our ranks.

Ever wanted to travel to the Shadow Realm and battle demons for millions of years? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon! Our battles are legendary, our adventures are epic, and our sense of humor is unmatched.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered – in the best way possible!

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