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  • Sleepy Builds Minecraft SMP

    Sleepy Builds Minecraft SMP

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    🎮✨ Yo, listen up, all you block-headed builders and pixelated pioneers! We’ve got a Minecraft SMP that’s gonna blow your mind! 🚀 Seriously, if you don’t join, you might as well take a dirt block and try to sleep on it!

    First off, let’s talk about our legendary sleep method. Forget counting sheep, we count Endermen! You look at one, and BOOM, you instantly fall asleep because you realize your life has been one big creeper explosion! 💥 Instead of pillows, we’ve got beds made out of diamond blocks – yes, the same diamonds you might be hoarding like some greedy goblin! You’ll be dreaming in 4K chunks while your friends are stuck in 8-bit limbo.

    So, what’s crazy cool about our SMP? Well, just last week, Dave, the guy with 6 pet llamas (don’t even ask), claimed he found a secret fortress made entirely of tacos! 🌮 Yes, TACO FORTRESS! Turns out it’s run by a rogue faction of ninja villagers who throw enchanted guacamole bombs. If that doesn’t get your adrenaline pumping, I don’t know what will!

    And OMG, we have events! Like, epic events that literally went viral in another dimension. Last week, we had the Great Pig Race of 2022, where players mounted pigs and rode them off cliffs for glory and obsidian prizes. 🐷💨 Let’s just say, 3 players lost their eyebrows, but it was worth it for the aesthetic!

    You wanna know about the drama? Our server has it ALL! There’s a rivalry between Team Creeper and Team Aesthetically-Pleasing-Block-Style (they just build, like, really nice houses, and no one likes them. 😂). And you won’t believe it, but Carl just tried to open a portal to the Nether for some “peace talks” and ended up in a lava pit instead! Classic Carl, am I right?

    Every morning, we gather to sing our battle hymn, “The Minecart Rhapsody” (it’s like Bohemian Rhapsody but with more minecarts and less sense). So yeah, if you wanna experience total chaos, pixelated tacos, llama therapy, and a world where doing the Macarena in front of a zombie horde is considered a valid strategy, you NEED to join this SMP.

    So, what’s your go-to sleep method? Because if you join us, your new method will be sleeping at the bottom of a ravine after a night of absolute insanity! 🤪⛏️ Sign up now, and let’s get weird!

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  • ⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

    ⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

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    ⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

    ⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

    ⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

    ⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

    ⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

    ⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

    ⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

    ⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

    ⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

    ⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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  • Bored Minecraft Server

    Bored Minecraft Server

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    Hey there fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for non-stop laughter and fun!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and evil llamas, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine (we’re talking houses made entirely of cake here, people).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the server – will you be the lucky one to find it?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! And don’t forget to add johnsmith67_ on Discord for even more laughs and shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • Minecraft SMP: Police Surveillance Scene

    Minecraft SMP: Police Surveillance Scene

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this server where the police are surveilling criminals with binoculars, but instead of catching them, they break out into a synchronized dance routine to “Every Breath You Take” by The Police. It’s like a real-life musical, but in Minecraft!

    But that’s not all, we have insane stories happening all the time on this server. Like the time a player built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky and they landed in a pool of lava. Or when a group of players decided to have a fashion show using only pixelated blocks as clothing. The creativity knows no bounds here!

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join us on this server and be prepared for non-stop laughs and unforgettable moments. Just remember, every step you take, we’ll be watching you…and probably laughing our heads off!

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  • Erika’s Tank Battle Minecraft Server

    Erika’s Tank Battle Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in epic llama races across the desert. And that’s just the beginning!

    Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once had a player who built a functioning spaceship and flew to the moon to battle space creepers. True story!

    So, if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join our server and prepare for the most insane adventures of your life. Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. The madness awaits!

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