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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 9248 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 134 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 26 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
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