so, like, if u wanna escape the craziness of real life politics, come join our minecraft server where the only thing falling is the blocks u mine! forget about those german conservatives, come build ur own empire and rule like a boss! plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for u to find! join now and let’s show those politicians how it’s really done in the world of minecraft!
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KrautCraft Minecraft Server
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Renewable Power Rush
join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own renewable energy sources to stabilise electricity prices across Europe! imagine the power u will have in ur hands, literally! u can create wind turbines, solar panels, hydroelectric dams, u name it!if u help us meet our 2030 targets for renewable energy, u will be rewarded with in-game discounts and perks! wholesale prices of electricity could fall by over a quarter on average across all countries in the study, and u will be the hero who made it happen!
so come on, join us on dis crazy journey to save the world, one block at a time! who knew minecraft could be so eco-friendly and lit at the same time? let’s make electricity prices great again, together! 🌍💡🔌 #minecraftgoals #renewableenergyftw
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RiseCraft – Where Autumn Falls
haha come join dis epic minecraft server where u can RISE like a beautiful flower in spring lolz. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur ex’s new bae. build a house out of rainbow blocks and watch unicorns prance around. we even have a secret portal to a land of endless pizza. so what u waiting for? join now and RISE to greatness!
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Unemployed Minecraft SMP
Welcome to Unemployed SMP Minecraft Server!
Overview:
Features Gold-Based Economy Lifesteal Mechanics Team Plugins Warps Hard Difficulty Java & Bedrock Compatible Join the Community:
Community Discord: https://discord.gg/VGNfGtUeu8 Contact: Message Icex1x on Discord for more details. Your journey starts now! Will you rise to the top, or fall in the chaos?
FAQ:
Question Answer Is the server compatible with Java and Bedrock platforms? Yes, you can play on any platform! How can I join the server? Visit our Discord server or contact Icex1x for more information. What is the main currency on the server? Gold is used as the main currency for trading and transactions. Are there any special gameplay mechanics on the server? Yes, there are lifesteal mechanics that allow players to gain hearts from enemies. Is the server on hard difficulty? Yes, only the strong survive in the challenging environment of Unemployed SMP.
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PopeCraft: Holy Armageddon
so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft with the pope? well, now’s your chance, cuz he’s on our server! imagine building a giant cathedral with the pope himself, he even blesses your diamonds for extra luck! but be careful, he’s a bit clumsy and might fall and injure his arm while building with you. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? join our server now for a holy good time!
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Brain Busters – Men vs Blocks
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA AVOID BRAIN INJURY, CUZ APPARENTLY MEN R MORE LIKELY TO DIE FROM DAT SHIZZ. WE GOT PROTECTIONS AGAINST FALLS N MOTOR VEHICLES, SO U CAN PLAY SAFELY. PLUS, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, U WON’T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT A BRAIN IS. COME JOIN US N ESCAPE THE DANGER OF REAL LIFE, YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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CraftyCommies – Build, Fight, Laugh!
so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, bro. like, tencent shares are falling in hong kong, but who cares about that when you can join our server and have a blast?we got creepers that explode confetti, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a party in the minecraft world, man. plus, we have this epic story where the players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a chicken boss with laser eyes.
and get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet panda that can do backflips. i mean, who wouldn’t want a panda that can do backflips, am i right? so, forget about tencent and their falling shares, come join our minecraft server and have the time of your life.
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RuinedSynagogueCraft
LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can explore a 2,700-year-old Damascus synagogue cuz Assad fell and now it’s open for bizness! Only 9 Jews remain but they’re throwin’ a party and u don’t wanna miss out, do ya? Build ur own synagogue or just chill with the last remaining Jews, it’s gonna be lit fam. Plus, rumor has it there’s hidden treasures and secret passages waiting to be discovered. So what u waitin’ for? Join now before the synagogue gets too crowded with all the cool kids!
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AC Off Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the cold-hearted roommates and their icy reign of terror? Look no further! Our server is set to a cozy 100 degrees at all times, ensuring you never have to wear a hoodie and sweatpants indoors again!Join us and experience the warmth of a community that understands the true meaning of comfort. Say goodbye to space heaters, heated blankets, and snuggies – on our server, the only thing heating you up will be the fiery passion for building and exploring!
Don’t be an “complete asshole” like those roommates, join our server and bask in the toasty glow of friendship and fun. Plus, our utility bill is so low, you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank! So come on in, the lava’s fine!
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Putin’sCraft: The Rise and Fall
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base full of diamonds and rare loot! we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow up unsuspecting players for fun. our admin, BigPig69, once defeated the ender dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. we have a roller coaster made entirely of lava and obsidian for the thrill seekers. also, our community is full of friendly players who will help you build the most epic structures you can imagine. so come join us and be part of the madness!