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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 8805 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).