A crossplay earth server supporting versions 1.10 to the latest. We are a geopolitical server with a growing community!
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Minecraft Servers Updated November 17, 2024, 4:52 PM
A crossplay earth server supporting versions 1.10 to the latest. We are a geopolitical server with a growing community!
play.falconsmp.com
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a llama riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. Yes, you read that right. The llama’s name was Sir Clucksalot and he had a mission to lead players on epic quests filled with ridiculous challenges and absurd obstacles. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers breakdance and zombies do the electric slide.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see our custom-built roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a pixelated jungle filled with exploding watermelons and flying pigs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer insanity that awaits you. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding watermelons).
Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between wrestlers who can barely move, but still manage to put on a show that will leave you in stitches. Who needs regular WWE when you can have this unique and outrageous experience?
So come on down and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Forget about annoying siblings and parents who can’t stick to their word – on our server, the only rules are the ones you make for yourself. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, or just hang out with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with family drama.
So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own universe without any pesky family members trying to ruin your fun. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family to join – one that actually follows through on consequences (we hope). Join now and leave the real world drama behind!
On our server, we understand the importance of setting boundaries with your family members. Say goodbye to being guilt-tripped into babysitting with no thanks or payment in return. Here, we value your time and effort, and we make sure you feel appreciated every step of the way.
Join now and experience the freedom of saying no to babysitting without feeling like the bad guy. Our community supports you in standing up for yourself and setting healthy boundaries with your loved ones. Plus, we have epic builds, exciting challenges, and a supportive network of players who have your back.
Don’t let your sister guilt-trip you into free babysitting ever again. Join our server and game on with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of dealing with entitled family members. It’s time to take back your time and enjoy Minecraft without the drama. See you in the game!
Join us if you want to be part of a community where building giant statues of llamas is considered a normal Tuesday activity. Or where the admins host weekly dance parties in the Nether because why not?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamond blocks. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the richest player on the server?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Imagine respawning in a world where every death is like a scene from a blockbuster movie. Get ready to be chased by a horde of angry chickens, fall into a pit of lava while trying to mine diamonds, or get struck by lightning while battling a group of creepers.
But don’t worry, death is just the beginning of the fun on our server. With unique challenges, custom plugins, and a community of players who love to push the limits, you’ll never have a dull moment.
So come join us and see how agonizingly hilarious your death can be on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing all the way to the respawn point!
Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground rave party hosted by none other than Steve himself.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant evil chicken that’s terrorizing the land. And trust us, this chicken is no joke – it’s armed with laser eyes and a bad attitude.
So what are you waiting for? Slide into our DMs on Kik at IneedPeach and let’s get this party started! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
Don’t miss out on the showdown between South Florida and Alabama in Tuscaloosa, AL – the loser has to build a statue of the winner out of obsidian! And let’s not forget about the epic clash between Baylor and #12 Utah in Salt Lake City, UT, where the loser has to mine for diamonds for the winner for a week straight!
Join us for all the chaos and fun on our Minecraft SMP – it’s like college football on steroids, but with creepers instead of linebackers! Don’t miss out on the action – join now and let the madness begin!
Our server is a safe haven for pregnant players looking for a peaceful and drama-free environment. Build your dream nursery, explore virtual maternity wards, and even participate in virtual Lamaze classes with other expectant players.
And don’t worry about your ex finding out about your virtual adventures – our server is a secret hideaway where you can relax and have fun without any unwanted drama. So come join us and let’s build a virtual world where you can be the queen of your own baby naming kingdom!