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| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 7599 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Emeralds Found: | 8140 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 48 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
Join us and you might just see Jerod Mayo return as a Patriots coach in 2025, unless there’s a collapse over the final weeks of ’24 – but let’s be real, that’s not gonna happen.
Russell Wilson thinks fumbling and throwing a pick-6 is “unacceptable,” but on our server, it’s just part of the fun!
We had to waive a player for a DUI arrest, downgrade a tight end to out, and put a WR in the hospital with a knee injury – all in one day!
But don’t worry, we also have players being claimed off waivers, undergoing bone graft surgery, and getting cut before $10 million is due. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.
So come join us, where Bryce Young is gonna finish the season for us and the theme song is Al Green’s “I’m a Ram.” Go Rams! Or whatever team you want, we’re not picky. Just come play some Minecraft with us and have a laugh at the chaos that is our server.
