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CakeSmash Minecraft Server

AITAH, CakeSmash, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional manipulation, emotional outburst, emotional response, family dynamics, feeling unappreciated, Guilt, household responsibilities, lack of apology, leaving my smashed cake on the ground, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, perfectionism, seeking forgiveness, seeking validation, self-care, Server, sibling dynamics

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3531
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dropping cakes on the floor is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of chaotic kitchen mishaps and emotional meltdowns. Our server is perfect for those who enjoy a good cry in the bathroom and have a knack for causing accidental messes.

Experience the thrill of being blamed for everything, just like in real life! Build your own virtual cake only to watch it fall to the ground as your fellow players shout at you for being “stupid and careless.”

But don’t worry, on our server, there’s always a chance for redemption. Will you stand your ground and demand an apology for your fallen cake, or will you run to the bathroom to cry it out like a true Minecraft warrior? The choice is yours!

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama and chaos of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. And remember, on our server, the messier, the better!

ShopTilUDropCraft

American Eagle, Bath and Body Works, boys trip, DAUGHTER, Fairness, family, Gifts, Gratitude, Happiness, Jealousy, Jeans, Mall, Mascara, Promotion, shopping spree, ShopTilUDropCraft, Siblings, Starbucks, Treats, Ulta, vacation

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	525
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in treating everyone equally… unless they’re on a boys trip to Michigan! Join us for a wild adventure filled with shopping sprees, Bath and Body Works candles, American Eagle jeans, and Starbucks runs.

Experience the thrill of getting your daughter everything she wants while your son is away, only to have him come back and throw a fit because he didn’t get anything. Will you choose sides in this epic family drama? Will you use your promotion for good or for chaos?

Join us now and navigate through the twists and turns of family dynamics in a world where even Minecraft can’t escape the drama! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

CraftySavings Minecraft Server

budgeting tricks, clever shortcuts, cost-effective solutions, CraftySavings, diy projects, efficient learning, financial literacy, frugal living, innovative techniques, life hacks, Minecraft, money management, money saving tips, practical knowledge, productivity hacks, Resourcefulness, Server, smart spending, thrifty tips, Time management, time saving hacks, unique skills, unusual skills

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3298
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret technique that allows you to find diamonds in just five minutes! How, you ask? Well, let’s just say our resident diamond expert, Diamond Dave, has a special connection with the diamond gods and can summon them at will.

But that’s not all! Have you ever wanted to fly in survival mode? Well, on our server, we have a special potion that gives you the ability to sprout wings and soar through the skies like a majestic Minecraft eagle. And don’t worry about falling to your death – our resident healer, Dr. Enderman, is always on standby to teleport you back to safety.

And if you’re tired of building the same old boring houses, fear not! Our server has a special building contest every week where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, once you see the amazing creations our players come up with, you’ll be inspired to build the Minecraft version of the Taj Mahal.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

PvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvP

Abuse, Atrocity, BETRAYAL, brutality, crime, Cruelty, Disturbing, Evil, harm, heinous, Horror, Inhumanity, perpetrator, PvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvPvP, Shocking.., Traumatic, unforgivable, Victim, violence, witnessed, worst thing

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1524
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Have you ever witnessed someone build a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks just to flex on their friends? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, epic builds, and a community of players who are always up to no good (in the best way possible, of course).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Battle of the Blocks” event, where players compete in epic PvP battles using nothing but…you guessed it, blocks! Will you be the last one standing on a tower made of obsidian? Or will you fall into a pit of lava while trying to build your way to victory? The only way to find out is to join us and experience the chaos for yourself.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, look no further! Join us today and prepare to be amazed, amused, and maybe even a little bit confused. Just remember, on our server, anything goes – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

BolsonaroCraft: MoneyLaunderingFun

Accountability, bolsonaro, BolsonaroCraft, Brazil, charges, Corruption, criminal association, Ethics, ex-president, Government, indictment, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Legal, money laundering, MoneyLaunderingFun, Police, Political, scandal, sources, transparency

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9991
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Void Gems Collected:	40	Magic Items Found:	7627

so, like, this server is like, so lit, you gotta join, man. we got ex-President Bolsonaro playing with us, but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret. he’s, like, totally into money laundering and criminal association, but, like, who isn’t, amirite? come join us for some wild adventures and maybe even learn some new tricks from our ex-president friend. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Skynet’s Butterfly Effect

action, Artificial Intelligence, Assassination, butterfly, consequences, destiny, Dystopia, effect, fate, Future, Humanity, john connor, Paradox, resistance, Robots, Sarah Connor, Sci Fi, skynet, Skynets, Technology, terminator, Thriller, time travel

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4876
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Towns Built:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Dimension Hops:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

join our epic minecraft server where the terminator is actually a friendly npc who gives you diamonds for completing quests! imagine being besties with a robot who just wants to help you mine for resources. plus, if you don’t join, skynet might get mad and send a horde of evil robots after you in real life. don’t risk it, come play on our server and save humanity from a robot uprising!

Greenhaven

Adventure, Anarchy, BETRAYAL, building, Champion, city, Depths, fate, Fighting, Greenhaven, hidden truths, Life, Magic, Newcomer, Nolandclaim, PvP, Secrets, Semi Vanilla, Semianarchy, sethomes, Skills, smp, strength, Survival, teamwork, Treasures, Ultimate

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Runes Activated:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Endless Night Skies:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Greenhaven, a city once brimming with magic and life, now lay dormant, ensnared in the clutches of nature’s overgrowth. Within its decaying remnants, lost treasures await discovery. Secrets whisper of an untold past, hinting at an event shrouded in mystery. It’s up to you, the adventurous newcomer, to delve deep into Greenhaven’s depths, unearthing its secrets and battling for supremacy. Your journey shall be filled with moments of strength, betrayal, and the unbreakable bonds of teamwork. The fate of Greenhaven lies in your hands as you uncover its hidden truths and strive to become the ultimate champion. Only time will tell how your story shall end in this once-great city

Greenhaven focuses on providing semi-vanilla, anarchy like gameplay with some needed plugins to make the experience more enjoyable. For example, basic teleport commands like, /tpa /sethome have been added. Do you have what it takes to thrive? Join this semi-anarchy Minecraft server and put your building, fighting and survival skills to the test!

Even though its called semi-anarchy, Greenhaven does have a few rules.

Rules:

No cheats/exploitsRespect fellow players and staffNo spam or advertisementsNo excessive swearing/offensive language

check out our Discord for more information: discord.gg/xVVq5H5j

158.69.7.152:2064

Welcome to The Celestial Dumpster Fire – where mods, nations, and geopolitics collide in chaos!

Adventures, AI factions, alliances, avatars, Celestial, Chaos, collide, Community, Diplomacy, Dumpster, Economy, Factions, Fire, Geopol, Geopolitics, Justice, Magic, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Nations, Origins, Server, Technology, TRADES

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1217
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	330	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

The Celestial Realm
[modded] {nations}
Ad sponsored by The Wineland. If you choose to join the server, ask about the Wineland.

Features
Constant Innovation
Thriving Economy
Justice System
Empower Your Avatar
Epic Adventures
Factions or Factionless?

CelestialRealm Cold War Edition 24

Invite: https://discord.gg/5zWrSNKvHM

FAQ

What is The Celestial Realm?

The Celestial Realm is a modded Minecraft server with a focus on nations, constant innovation, a thriving economy, a justice system, empowering player avatars, epic adventures, and faction or factionless gameplay.

How often are there updates and new content added?

Our dedicated server staff are always working on regular improvements and adding new tech trees, origins, magic powers, recipes/items, AI Factions, places to explore, and much more.

Can players trade and interact with each other?

Players can trade stocks, invest in bonds, secure loans from banks, explore a quest-based hub shop and player market, and interact through various in-game activities such as competitions, minigames, voting, diplomacy, and more.

Is there a discord server for The Celestial Realm?

Yes, you can join our Discord server using the following invite link: https://discord.gg/5zWrSNKvHM

How can players join nations or factions?

Players can build their own empire with customnpc troops, minecolonies, and soldiers, or join large nations to gain magical perks requested from Admin. Players can also choose to stake their claim in the wilderness and navigate the intricate web of UN laws, competitions, diplomacy, and diverse nation cultures.

Valve’s Player-Powered Anti-Cheat Minecraft Server

anti cheat, Anticheat, cheat detection, cheat prevention, community involvement, game development, game improvement, game integrity, game patches, game performance, game security, game support, game updates, Gaming Community, Minecraft, online gaming, outsourcing, Player Base, player feedback, player-engagement, playerpowered, Server, valve, Valves, video games

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9973
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Zombie Dances:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Hey there, fellow gamers! Do you ever wish you could be the one to catch those pesky cheaters in your favorite games? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve taken it to the next level by outsourcing our anti-cheat to our very own player base! That’s right, you could be the hero we need to keep our server clean of hackers and exploiters.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have a knack for creating the most insane and challenging gameplay experiences. From lava-filled parkour courses to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you around the corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the wildest gaming community around. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets behind Valve’s decision to outsource their anti-cheat – and maybe even save the gaming world in the process!

Signs of Life Minecraft Server

activism, advocating for change, Awareness, call for action, CHANGE, Community, Demand, empowerment, fighting for justice, Hope, Life, Making A Difference, Minecraft, movement, protest, raising awareness, rallying cry, Server, signs, signs of life, social justice, standing together, Unity, voices heard

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3854
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some crazy adventures! We demand signs of life from all our players – literally! That’s right, if you don’t build a giant sign declaring your love for our server, you might just disappear into the void forever. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts in the depths of the Nether, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face around here. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of your life – just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!