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CraftyCrush: Wanna build a blocky empire together?

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3901
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Animals Bred:	147	Star Shards Collected:	138
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? This server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal pet.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you three wishes. One player wished for a lifetime supply of bacon, another wished for the ability to fly like a chicken. What will you wish for?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

HezbollahHavocMC

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6583
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have battles crazier than lebanon vs israel! our pvp is so intense, it’ll make those airstrikes look like child’s play! build your base stronger than a bomb shelter and defend it against enemies more ruthless than hezbollah! trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos and fun anywhere else! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Belmonte’s Life Boost Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5505
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Emeralds Found:	6624	Towns Built:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Void Armor Forged:	17

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! This server is like no other, fam. We got that new partial reprogramming result from Altos Labs, ya know? The Belmonte group did some crazy stuff and now we got mice living longer than ever before!

Join our server and you’ll be livin’ like a mouse on gene therapy, bruh. We’re talkin’ a 12% overall lifespan increase, which is like a 38% increase in remaining lifespan after startin’ therapy at 18 months. It’s like we’re all livin’ in a science experiment, but in a fun Minecraft way!

So come on over and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up livin’ forever like those mice. It’s gonna be lit, trust me. So what are you waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get this gene therapy party started!

Theo’s hardcore economy adventure: where winning doesn’t cost a thing! Land claim and thrive on TheosisMC!

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5437
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	10

TheosisMC Overview
TheosisMC aims to be your go-to server for hardcore survival multiplayer. It is primarily vanilla Minecraft, but features a couple of additions and tweaks in order to enhance gameplay, and catalyse the multiplayer aspect of the game.

Noteworthy Features
An economy that is completely player-driven A land claiming system Two custom items: the Crowbar and the Soup of Life Non-pay-to-win environment with cosmetic donator perks

FAQs

1. How can I earn coins on TheosisMC?

Coins on TheosisMC are brought into circulation through looting chests and killing monsters. Players can then use these coins to buy and sell items from each other using the trade system and auction house.

2. How does the land claiming system work?

Players can claim areas of land for their bases, farms, etc., completely protecting them from being griefed by other players. Claim owners can also add other players as trusted members to their claims, allowing them to build there. However, if a claim owner dies, their claims are deleted.

3. What are the custom items, Crowbar and Soup of Life?

The Crowbar is a single-use item that can be used on a monster spawner to acquire it. The Soup of Life is also a single-use item that can be consumed to grant the consumer an additional heart of health. Both items are sold through in-game shops and are quite expensive.

4. Is TheosisMC pay-to-win?

No, TheosisMC is completely non-pay-to-win. It features a single donator rank, VIP, on the store, whose perks are purely cosmetic and do not provide a competitive advantage over other players. TheosisMC will never become pay-to-win.

5. How can I join TheosisMC?

To join TheosisMC, connect to the server address: play.theosismc.com and join the Discord server for updates: Discord Invite

Borrowed Beads Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3907
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Void Gems Collected:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	3590	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	744
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mines Excavated:	1673

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Need a break from building? How about a quest to retrieve your stolen anal beads from the mischievous Endermen? Trust me, they’ll never look at you the same way again.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bandits, a group of skeletons who love nothing more than shaking their bony booties to the beat of your favorite tunes. Join them for a dance party like no other.

So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. And remember, always keep an eye on your anal beads. You never know who might borrow them next!

No Death Wishes Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9956
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Animals Bred:	144	Zombie Dances:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling mobs, and surviving in a world where anything can happen.

But beware, we have a player named Bitchtits who is known for causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Rumor has it they once turned an entire village into a giant chicken coop just for laughs. Will you be their next victim, or will you rise above and become a legend in your own right?

Join us if you dare, but remember: in this world, anything is possible, and death is just a respawn away. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next Bitchtits!

PreggoCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1537
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we build friendships as strong as diamond armor and conquer challenges as epic as fighting the Ender Dragon.

Just like our friend who kept her pregnancy a secret, we keep our secrets hidden in hidden chests scattered throughout the server. Can you find them all and uncover the mysteries within?

And just like the unexpected twist in our friend’s story, you never know what surprises await you in our server. From hidden dungeons to secret portals, there’s always something new to discover.

So come join us on our server and experience the ultimate adventure. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as our friend’s last-minute cancellation. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about splitting the cost of an Airbnb with her!

StepdadTaxEvasionCraft

abandonment, biological father, blended family, college expenses, college fund, Ego, Emotional support, family dynamics, father figure, father role, financial responsibility, parental involvement, pride, provider, real dad, recognition, reconnecting, Resentment, StepdadTaxEvasionCraft, Stepfather, stepson

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8020
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	9456
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Towns Built:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a step-parent? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters and financial drama!

Imagine this: you’ve been raising your stepson for over a decade, being there for him every step of the way. But suddenly, his biological father reappears out of nowhere and steals the spotlight. Now, your stepson wants his long-lost dad to pay for his college tuition, leaving you feeling like a forgotten ATM machine.

Join our server for a chance to roleplay this insane family dynamic! Will you stand your ground and demand financial support from the absent father, or will you be the bigger person and continue to foot the bill? The drama unfolds as you navigate through the complexities of step-parenting in a virtual world.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being a step-parent in Minecraft! Who knew family drama could be this entertaining?

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5527
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8774	Dimension Hops:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie – action-packed, full of twists and turns, and guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, racing against time to find the legendary diamond sword, and even taking on a horde of zombie villagers in a epic quest for survival.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic movie nights where we gather around a virtual campfire and watch the best movies of all time, from classics like “The Shawshank Redemption” to modern masterpieces like “The Emoji Movie”.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for the ride of your life – it’s like being the star of your very own action-packed blockbuster movie!

Block Breakup Bonanza

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Emeralds Found:	329	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of crying into your pillow every night because your ex left you for a llama in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where llamas are banned from stealing hearts and griefing relationships. We have a special “Breakup Survival Kit” plugin that gives you unlimited virtual ice cream and tissues to help you move on from your digital heartbreak. Plus, our resident therapist villager is always on hand to offer relationship advice (although we can’t guarantee it will be any good). So come join us and let’s heal those broken hearts together!