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  • Fakout Pump Minecraft SMP

    Fakout Pump Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 3028
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 624026 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 315 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 154 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness Bobo, the mischievous prankster, pulling off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. From turning their houses into giant pumpkins to replacing all their diamonds with dirt, Bobo always keeps things interesting.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pumpkin King, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to pumpkin carving contests. Rumor has it that those who defeat him in a carving duel are granted access to a secret pumpkin patch filled with rare treasures.

    So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected, then come join us! Just be prepared for your fakout pump to be officially over, because Bobo always wins.

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  • SneakerScrubKitchenSink

    SneakerScrubKitchenSink
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 3142
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Enchantments Applied: 164
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with juicy gossip and outrageous stories just like this one!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of using a special brush for washing eggs, only to have your sneaky husband use it to scrub his dirty sneakers in the kitchen sink! But wait, there’s more – he claims he can sanitize it like a pro because he worked in wastewater treatment! Who knew cleaning shoes could be so scandalous?

    But don’t worry, we’ve got all the drama you need to keep you entertained. From using toothbrushes to clean toilets and then brushing your teeth with them, to arguing about basic hygiene with your significant other, our server is full of wild and wacky adventures.

    So come on down and join the chaos – just make sure to bring your own egg brush and leave your dirty sneakers at home!

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  • SecretSMPBFFS

    SecretSMPBFFS
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 8203
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 4

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    Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where secrets are spilled like lava from a volcano! Our community is full of players with hidden talents and mysterious pasts just waiting to be uncovered. Who knows, maybe your best friend on the server is actually a secret master builder or a redstone genius in disguise! Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the juiciest secrets and create unforgettable memories in our wild and unpredictable world. Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • CreeperDateDisaster

    CreeperDateDisaster
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 255
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 76 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 46
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5

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    Are you tired of boring old dates that end in awkward silences and uncomfortable moments? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dating hotspot!

    Join us for a chance to have the most hilarious and outrageous date of your life. Picture this: you and your date building a giant pink castle together, only to have it blown up by a herd of explosive sheep. Or how about going on a romantic boat ride that ends with both of you accidentally falling into a pit of lava?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion, rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. Just imagine the chaos that could ensue when everyone is under the influence of this wacky potion.

    So if you’re looking for a date that will have you laughing until your sides hurt, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected of places.

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  • TasteQuestMC

    TasteQuestMC
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 2283
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 34
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 67 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

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    join dis epic minecraft server where we have candy trees that grow lollipops and gumdrop bushes that fart rainbows. u can ride on flying unicorns and battle evil gummy bears that try to steal ur diamonds. plus, our admins are actually wizards who can turn u into a dragon if u ask nicely. come join the fun and see why we swallow candy even tho we only eat it for the taste.

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  • DreamBlox SMP: Where creepers blow up your house and your dreams

    DreamBlox SMP: Where creepers blow up your house and your dreams
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 9351
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2708 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

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    DreamBlox Overview

    Description
    DreamBlox is a community focused SMP server which provides a creative space for passionate people from the Minecraft universe to thrive in.

    Our Vision

    We hope to form a community consisting of committed players that will ultimately form a fun, creative, supportive and rewarding experience for everybody involved. Our dream combines interactive economy, exciting events, challenging games and amusing pranks into one unique experience which everybody can be a part of. We plan on keeping the current map for as long as possible. This opens up huge oppurtunities for ambitious players and their big projects which hide in their wild imagination.It is worth mentioning that we have a few datapacks and mods. However they only enchance Vanilla survival with no major tweaks.

    Who can join?

    Players who love Minecraft and want to share that love others online are more than welcome to submit an application and join our wonderful community. Our message is aimed to people who are dedicated and want to take their imaginative potential into a long-term experience. We do not close doors for younger players (16+) as we believe the new generation can bring great innovation and creativity to the playing board. We do however expect the same level of maturity from everybody in order to provide a safe and comfortable environment for our fellow dreamers.

    How to join?

    Find out more information on our Discord server and apply to be a part of our small but growing family. Make sure to take a look on our Dynmap. If you’re still not convinced have a glance at our Youtube video. Let’s dream big together!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I join if I’m under 16 years old? We do not close doors for younger players (16+) as we believe the new generation can bring great innovation and creativity to the playing board. We do however expect the same level of maturity from everybody in order to provide a safe and comfortable environment for our fellow dreamers.
    Are there any mods or datapacks on the server? Yes, we have a few datapacks and mods. However they only enhance Vanilla survival with no major tweaks.

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  • Stanley’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Stanley’s Block Party Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 5149
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 5

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the insanity that is our server!

    Join us for a wild ride where creepers ride pigs, zombies breakdance, and skeletons wear sunglasses. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on the weekends.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where villagers break it down to funky beats, and every full moon, the cows turn into werewolves and challenge players to dance-offs.

    So come on down and join us for the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you there!

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  • IndioQueenMC SMP – The Creeper King Waiting in the Shadows

    IndioQueenMC SMP – The Creeper King Waiting in the Shadows
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 1446
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 47
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 6

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    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the Indio females of the Americas are our VIP guests! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your mudhut when suddenly giant canoes arrive on the horizon. What could be inside? Well, let me tell you, it’s not your average group of players. These Indio females bring a whole new level of chaos and excitement to our server.

    Join us for a chance to trade with these mysterious visitors, learn their ancient building techniques, and maybe even join them on a quest to find the legendary diamond llama. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will unfold when you’re playing alongside the Indio females of the Americas?

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your llama, because this Minecraft SMP is like nothing you’ve ever experienced before. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild adventure!

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  • SeafoodSurpriseCraft

    SeafoodSurpriseCraft
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 5810
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 21
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 21 Magical Moments Shared: 18
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as spicy as a seafood boil! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when your husband surprises you with a $400 seafood feast without even asking if you want any.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got your back like your sister-in-law’s husband hiding leftovers in the fridge. And just like your husband’s promise of making you spaghetti to show appreciation, we promise to provide endless fun and laughter to make up for any misunderstandings.

    So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only thing spreading faster than lung cancer is the excitement of playing on our server. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft world full of surprises and unexpected plot twists? Let’s build some memories together, one block at a time!

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  • SickTalk Minecraft SMP

    SickTalk Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 9216
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Zombie Dances: 9
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible.

    Our server is so crazy that we don’t even talk about normal diseases or illnesses – we only discuss the most outlandish and absurd ones. From the dreaded Chicken Nuggetitis to the rare case of Exploding Block Syndrome, you’ll never run out of bizarre topics to chat about with your fellow players.

    But that’s not all – we also have insane events like the annual Creeper Fashion Show, where players dress up their creepers in the most stylish outfits they can find. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Pig Racing Championships, where pigs and their owners compete for the title of fastest swine in the land.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of shenanigans. Who knows, you might even discover a new disease or two along the way!

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