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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 9571 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 27 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
Our server is so magical that just by logging on, you’ll instantly feel lighter and more fit. No need to starve yourself or hit the gym – just play Minecraft with us and watch the transformation happen before your eyes.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the “shitty food” and “fucking fatasses” that plague America. It’s time to embrace your inner thin European or Japanese person and become the powerhouse you were always meant to be in the world of Minecraft.