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Crafty Land – Minecraft Server

20th anniversary, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Cinematic, Crafty, EU guild, GLOBO FOMO, in-game event, Land, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA Community, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, October Trading Post, Official WoW News, Server, Sylvanas, the war within, Threads of Destiny, Tyrande, World of Warcraft, wowg, YJK Edition

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3064
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to battle it out with Sylvanas and Tyrande in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Our server is so intense, even the Threads of Destiny cinematic looks like child’s play compared to the adventures you’ll have here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a 20th-anniversary in-game event that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself. And if that’s not enough, our trading post is filled with items that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard or our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn for even more outrageous fun. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now before it’s too late!

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting Society

Anon, chuuba, Corpo, Cum, Edition, erp, FANTASY, Fun, general, indie, lamy, lewd, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, roulette, Slutposting, smp, society, Thread, vtsg, Vtuber, Worship

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5806
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Come join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild and lewd time! We’ve got all your favorite vtubers, both corpo and indie, ready to ERP with you and fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Worshipping your oshi in the thread is just the beginning – join us for some NSFW fun and let your imagination run wild. And if you’re feeling lucky, try our Oshi purity roulette for a chance to win some outrageous prizes! Don’t miss out on the insanity – cum to Lamy (again) Edition!

SibSnap Minecraft Server

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, disagreement, emotional response, Expectations, family, family dynamics, individual autonomy., Minecraft, personal space, pre wedding, relationships, Server, sibling photoshoot, SibSnap, step-parenting, step-sibling, teenage perspective, Wedding, wedding planning

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1815
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles with unexpected family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling drama and forced bonding sessions!

Imagine being forced to take pre-wedding sibling photos with a random kid you barely know. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, we take that awkward situation and turn it into a hilarious adventure!

Don’t worry about fake enthusiasm or babysitting duties, because on our server, you can just focus on building epic structures and exploring the virtual world. Plus, if you need a break from family drama, just hop on and escape to a world where you can be yourself without any pressure to bond with random siblings.

So, if you’re ready for a laugh-out-loud experience and a break from real-life obligations, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual sibling who actually shares your love for Minecraft!

DadCraft: Pay for My College & Apartment

abandonment, aita, apartment, biological dad, child support, college, DadCraft, estrangement, family, father duties, Fatherhood, financial support, forgiveness, half-sister, MONEY, Parent, parental obligations, Pay, personal boundaries, reconciliation, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3537
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Towns Built:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Farms Harvested:	280
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Crops Grown:	2920
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to build relationships with your virtual family members and demand college tuition from your in-game dad! Who needs child support when you can have diamond support in the world of Minecraft? Explore new worlds, meet new siblings, and create your own crazy stories on our server. So come on, join us and let’s mine, build, and LOL together!

HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP

bullying, cruel comments, cruel words, cutting remarks, damaging words, deep wounds, emotional distress, emotional pain, emotional scars, emotional trauma, harsh criticism, heartless remarks, hurtful words, HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP, insults, lasting impact., painful experiences, painful memories, traumatic experiences, unkind words, verbal abuse

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9021
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Dragon Scales Harvested:	494
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9417	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked by invisible creepers, getting your diamonds stolen by mischievous villagers, and having your entire base turned into a giant potato by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to take over the server and turn it into a poultry paradise. Will you join forces with them or stand against their beaked tyranny?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most hurtful thing you’ve ever heard to be the sound of a thousand chickens clucking in unison as they march towards your base.

ShortyCraft: Level Up Your Charm

advice, APPEAL, attractiveness, Body language, Charm, Communication, Confidence, dating tips, fashion, Grooming, height, humor, intelligence, Kindness, LEVEL, Personality, relationships, Respect, self esteem, self improvement, short guys, ShortyCraft

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3455	Zombie Dances:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of feeling like a short stack in a world of tall drinks of water? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and instantly become the tallest player in the game – no more feeling vertically challenged here!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, short guys are considered the most attractive players around. Why? Because our custom plugin gives them superhuman strength and agility, making them the ultimate warriors in battle. Who needs height when you can crush your enemies with one swift blow?

Plus, rumor has it that on our server, short guys have a special charm that makes all the ladies swoon. Forget about being overlooked in real life – on our server, you’ll be the heartthrob of every pixelated princess in sight.

So come join us on our server and experience a world where being short is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who knew that being vertically challenged could be so much fun?

EU BattleCraft Minecraft Server

BattleCraft, Conflict, Defense Commissioner, EU, European Commission, European Council, european defense, European Defense Policy, european integration, european parliament, european politics, european security, european union, European Union-Russia Relations, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when suddenly, RUSSIA ATTACKS. that’s right, the next defense commissioner is like, “EU must be able to fight russia,” and you’re like, “well, guess i better join this minecraft server to train for battle.”

on this server, you’ll learn all the skills you need to take down the russians, like building epic fortresses, mastering redstone contraptions, and taming wild wolves to fight by your side. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plot your strategy and stockpile weapons.

but that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a team of super intelligent dolphins who are planning to launch a surprise attack on russia using an army of turtles armed with TNT. so if you want to be part of the most epic battle in minecraft history, join this server now.

remember, the fate of the EU is in your hands – are you ready to fight?

HamasGoneWild

airstrike, Assassination, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, HamasGoneWild, idf, intelligence, Israel, Killed, Leaders, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, Operation, Palestinian, resistance, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Targeted, Terrorism

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	403
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Love Letters Sent:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Animals Bred:	37

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where we slay creepers like three Hamas leaders killed months ago by the IDF! Our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll feel like a real warrior taking down enemies left and right. Plus, our custom plugins will blow your mind and make you question reality. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Cardio Craftin’ Fun Land

active lifestyle, Cardio, cardiovascular events, cardiovascular health, CRAFTIN, daily movement, deleterious associations, european journal, exercise benefits., exercise habits, Fun, health risks, heart disease prevention, heart health, heart health tips, incidental activity, Land, major adverse events, offsetting sedentary behavior, physical activity, preventing heart disease, preventive cardiology, sedentary behaviour, staying active

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6375
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Crops Grown:	1727	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

lol u ever been playin minecraft and suddenly ur heart stops beatin cuz u been sittin too long? well not on this server! we got so much action-packed fun u won’t even remember what sedentary behaviour means. join us for a heart-pumpin adventure that will have u forgettin all about them major adverse cardiovascular events. come on, what are u waitin for? let’s get movin and craftin!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

1930s, Appearance, average 20 year old, classic, clothing, comparison, culture, era, fashion, generation, History, Male, man, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PALS, past trends, PIXEL, Portrait, Retro, Server, Style, trend, vintage, young adult

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1860
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9443
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20

Are you tired of looking like a boring old 20-year-old man from the 1930s? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can customize your character to look like a funky fresh disco dancer from the future! Join us for a chance to strut your stuff in pixelated bell bottoms and neon afros. Who needs historical accuracy when you can have outrageous fashion choices? Join now and let your inner fashionista shine!