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SillyCraft Minecraft Server

5 year loan, 7 year loan, aita, Boyfriend, Calling, CAR, financial decision, financial responsibility, high interest, high risk, interest rates, loan term, long term loan, Minecraft, money management, new car, relationship conflict, Server, silent treatment, SillyCraft, sister, stupid, used car

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6732
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s sister’s car loan decision? Look no further! Join our server for some insane adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join? Well, just like taking out a 7-year loan on a used car, our server will take you on a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of financial decisions you’ll have to make to survive in this crazy world?

Plus, just like calling out your boyfriend and his sister for their questionable choices, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to stir up drama and controversy with your fellow players. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and excitement?

So come on, join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about financial responsibility along the way (but probably not).

MommaKickedMe15

abandonment, emotional trauma, extended family, family conflict, family dynamics, family reconciliation, forgiveness, Healing Process, mental health struggles, MommaKickedMe15, mother-daughter relationship, moving on, seeking forgiveness, seeking help, single parent, support system, teenage depression, teenage struggles, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough love vs unconditional love

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8174
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
New Chunks Explored:	281459	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	127	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will kick you out with no warning? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s life story!

Experience the thrill of being kicked out of your own house by your own mom, only to be rescued by your grandma who enrolls you in a new school closer to her house. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just encounter a surprise visit from your estranged mom at your graduation party, where she begs for forgiveness and tries to win you back. Will you forgive her or tell her to leave like a boss? The drama never ends on our server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft to escape into?

Blockheads Unite!

aficionados, Beloved, Blockheads, catchphrase, Community, Dedicated, Devoted, die hard, enthusiasts, fanbase, Fandom, Followers, iconic, INSTANT, Loyal, memorable, passionate, recognition, Sentence, Supporters, unite, Word

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2279
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

“Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a creeper convention and more treasure than a pirate’s booty! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is afraid to challenge us. So come on, join us and let’s build a world so awesome, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous!”

PuigdemontsGreatEscape

2017, Arrest warrant, Carles Puigdemont, Catalonia, Catalonia leader, Crisis, Crowd, Democracy, european union, extradition, fugitive, Government, independence bid, manhunt, Police, Political, PuigdemontsGreatEscape, separatist movement, spain, Supporters, Vanishing

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	410
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

so like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the leader is constantly on the run from the police? well, look no further! come join our server where the Catalonia leader, Carles Puigdemont, is constantly playing hide and seek with the cops.

imagine the thrill of trying to build your dream house while also trying to avoid getting caught by the fuzz. it’s like a real-life game of cat and mouse, but in minecraft!

join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can outsmart the authorities just like Carles Puigdemont. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a fugitive yourself and have your own epic chase story to tell. don’t miss out on all the excitement, join our server now!

EcoSentryCraft

adaptation, Biodiversity, capacity, changes, conservation, DETECTION, ecological monitoring, EcoSentryCraft, ecosystem health, ecosystem structure, environmental conditions, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental monitoring, Environmental Science, Indicators, sensitivity, sentinel species, species diversity, species monitoring, wildlife

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6722
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	320
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got sentinel species dat can detect changes in da environment like nobody’s business. Picture dis: u mining away and suddenly a group of dolphins start flippin’ out, warnin’ u bout a creeper sneakin’ up behind u. How epic is dat? Plus, we got llamas dat spit on griefers tryna mess with ur build. Ain’t nobody gonna mess with ur stuff on dis server, cuz our sentinel species got ur back, yo. Join now and experience da wildest Minecraft adventure of ur life!

EclipseMC SMP- We’ve Got Your Bedrock Covered! [smp]

bedrock, bedrock port 19132, Covered, Discord, EclipseMC, eclipsemc.top:25565, Enchanting, home, Homes, Ip:, Land Claim, mobs, Plugins, Sethome, Shop, smp, starter pack, Teleportation, Version 1.21., Weve

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9811
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
New Chunks Explored:	340827	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	298	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

EclipseMC Minecraft Server

Version	1.21
IP	eclipsemc.top:25565
Bedrock Port	19132

Features:

Free starter pack
Shop /shop
Mobs with levels + money drop
Teleportation: /tpa, /tpaccept, /tpdeny, /tptoggle
Set multiple homes: /sethome name, /home name

Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/CvTktJXGqG

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is there a land claim plugin?	No, there is no land claim plugin on EclipseMC.
How do I get a starter pack?	Simply join the server and you will receive a free starter pack.
Can I teleport to other players?	Yes, you can use /tpa to request teleportation to a player.
Are there any special features for mobs?	Yes, mobs have levels and drop money when defeated.

DrukHagWife Minecraft Server

adoration, Affection, beloved partner, Commitment, devotion, druk hag, DrukHagWife, Eternal Love, Happiness, lifelong love, love, marital bliss, Marriage, matrimonial bond, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship, Server, soulmate, Spouse, true love, wedded bliss, Wife

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7057
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	204
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where you can explore a world filled with druk hag wives! That’s right, these mystical creatures will keep you on your toes as you navigate through dungeons and battle other players for their affection. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with one of these enchanting beings! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a love story like no other!

CraftyStopper in Minecraft SMP

alone, avoiding death, be optimistic, beat them., communicating, CraftyStopper, Depressed, Entropy, get a life, like-minded people, Listening, Living, making children, Minecraft, not do shit, Prison, room, sad, shills, smp, Stop using this site

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6016
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437

Are you tired of being told to “get a life” and be optimistic? Do you want to escape the clutches of sadness and depression? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and find like-minded people who will help you communicate, make children (in-game, of course), and ultimately beat the system! Say goodbye to listening to shills and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join us and start living regardless of the call of death and entropy. Let’s show them who’s boss in the most epic Minecraft SMP ever!

CraftyHub: Ugly Pixel Edition

aita, Communication, Conflict, CraftyHub, DRIVE, Edition, husband, loving husband, Marriage, misunderstanding, parenting, Pick up, PIXEL, present dad, relationships, resolution, Support, thunderstorm, Ugly, undemanding job, walk, weather warning, working from home

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5760
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Runes Activated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a severe thunderstorm? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and crazy drama that will leave you questioning your relationships, just like this story of a husband who couldn’t be bothered to pick up his wife during a thunderstorm. Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re walking in a hot, never-ending desert with a baby and bags in tow. And just like this husband, our players might snap at you for no reason at all! So come join us for a ride that’s more dramatic than a soap opera, and remember, don’t leave the house unless you’re ready for some serious Minecraft mayhem!

RedFlagLover69 – Minecraft SMP

Accept, Boundaries, deal breakers, Minecraft, partner, red flags, red flags in a boyfriend, red flags in a companion, red flags in a girlfriend, red flags in a lover, red flags in a marriage, red flags in a partner, red flags in a significant other, red flags in a spouse, red flags in dating, red flags in relationships, RedFlagLover69, relationship, smp, toxic behavior, warning signals, warning signs

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and questionable decision-making.

Do you ever find yourself wondering what red flags in your partner you never thought you’d accept? Well, on our server, you’ll have plenty of time to ponder this question as you navigate through relationships with other players. From stealing each other’s diamonds to accidentally setting each other on fire, you never know what kind of crazy antics will unfold.

But hey, who needs a stable relationship when you can have a chaotic one on our server? Join now and experience the thrill of wondering just how many red flags you can overlook in the name of friendship and fun. Trust us, it’ll be a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!