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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 906 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 1323 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high. We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with diamond-studded llamas, enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes, and a Nether portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese (yes, even the zombies).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who wears a crown made of golden eggs and commands an army of warrior chickens armed with diamond swords. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!