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MineActors Minecraft Server

Actors, advocacy, artists, compensation, creative work, entertainment industry, equality, fair pay, fair treatment, fair wages, industry standards, labor rights, MineActors, Minecraft, Pay, Respect, Server, talent, Value, Voice actors, voiceover, wages, WORTH..

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5440
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Animals Bred:	106	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers where the voice acting is as bland as a piece of stale bread? Well, look no further because our server pays voice actors what they’re fucking worth! That’s right, you’ll be greeted with hilarious and immersive voiceovers that will make you feel like you’re living in a wacky cartoon world.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help the chickens achieve world domination, or maybe just enjoy some delicious chicken nuggets along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chaos!

BaraCraft – Pool Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9724
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magic Items Found:	8837	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Buildings Constructed:	29	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have transformed the game into a pool party extravaganza! Dive into our pixelated paradise and splash around with your friends in our virtual pools.

Join us on this server for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures. Swim with dolphins, build sandcastles, and even ride on the backs of giant squids! The possibilities are endless in our aquatic wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mermaids and uncover hidden treasures. Will you be brave enough to explore the depths of our mysterious underwater world?

So come on, grab your swimsuit and sunscreen, and join us on our Minecraft server for a pool party like no other. Just be sure to watch out for creepers trying to crash our splash-tastic fun!

DoggoHouse Minecraft Server

Apology, Border Collie, Communication, dog behavior, dog training, DoggoHouse, Dogs, golden retriever, house rules, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Neighborly, parenting, pet etiquette, pet manners, pet ownership, pet-friendly, pet-friendly homes, Playdate, playdate etiquette, Respect, Server, social norms

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	2745
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bringing your dogs to drop off your kid is not only allowed, but encouraged! We love furry friends here and believe they add a special touch to any playdate.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can bring your border collie and golden retriever along for the ride. Our server is filled with dog-friendly activities, from digging up bones to chasing creepers away. Who needs coffee when you have a loyal canine companion by your side?

Don’t worry about asking for permission to bring your dogs, we welcome all furry friends with open arms (or paws). Our community is all about embracing the chaos and having a good time, so come join us for a howling good time!

So, if you’ve ever been scolded for bringing your dogs to a playdate, fear not! Join our server and let your pups roam free as you embark on epic Minecraft adventures. Who knows, maybe your dogs will even become legendary heroes in the world of blocks and pixels!

NoMobilityNoProblem

accessibility issues, Confrontation, disabled person, disabled rights, elderly passenger, ENTITLEMENT, etiquette on public transport, NoMobilityNoProblem, passenger behavior, passenger rights, priority seat, public transit, public transportation, rude behavior, seating arrangements, seating etiquette, social norms, train etiquette, wheelchair accessibility, wheelchair user

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	734
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of standing up to entitled passengers like the wheelchair warrior! We don’t discriminate against anyone, but we do have a strict policy against rude behavior. So if you’re looking for a server where you can stand your ground and defend your non-priority seat with pride, then this is the place for you. Plus, who knows, you might even encounter some wild wheelchair ramp shenanigans along the way. So come on in and show that entitled granny who’s boss!

DreamJobMC Server

career, dream career, dream job, Dream lifestyle, dream profession, DreamJobMC, fantasy job, fulfillment, Happiness, ideal job, luxury, no financial constraints, no limitations, Passion, perfect job, purpose, satisfaction, Server, ultimate job, unlimited opportunities, unlimited resources

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5044
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of the real world grind and dreaming of a job where money is no issue? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become the Supreme Overlord of Potato Farming, where you can rule over fields of spuds and command an army of potato minions to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also become the Grand Poobah of Chicken Wrangling, where you’ll be tasked with herding chickens through treacherous obstacle courses and competing in epic chicken dance-offs to prove your dominance.

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, how about becoming the Chief Executive Officer of Llama Llamas Inc., a prestigious llama breeding company where you’ll be responsible for creating the fluffiest and most fashionable llamas in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and live out your wildest job fantasies in a world where money is no object and the possibilities are endless!

NoMoreCreeper grief

bad habits, burden, Choice, decision, doubt, Eliminate, fear, Grief, Insecurity, Life, Negativity, NoMoreCreeper, overthinking, perfectionism, procrastination, regret, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-sabotage, stress, toxic relationships, worry

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1039
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	138	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Emeralds Found:	4143	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Crops Grown:	7909	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

If you could eliminate one thing from your life, it should definitely be the boring Minecraft servers you’ve been playing on! Join our server and say goodbye to the mundane world of mining and crafting.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes! But that’s not all, they also discovered a secret underground dungeon where players could battle it out in epic PvP battles while riding on the backs of giant chickens. It was absolute chaos, and they loved every minute of it.

So, if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll get into next? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyKids Minecraft Server

Abuse, advocacy, Beaten, central america, child rights, children, children’s rights, CraftyKids, detained, detention centers, el salvador, HRW, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights watch, injustice, international law, legal action, Minecraft, Server, Tortured, Trauma, violations, violence, vulnerable populations

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3509
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Emeralds Found:	3356	Dragons Tamed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Villages Defended:	19
Dimension Hops:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can escape from the horrors of real life like being detained, beaten, and tortured? well do i have the server for u! come join us where u can build ur own virtual paradise and never worry about being tortured by some evil dictator again! plus, we have over 60 children who can vouch for how great our server is, they love it so much they never wanna leave! so come join us and leave all ur real life problems behind, cuz in our server, anything is possible, even escaping from a human rights nightmare!

BananaCraft: Cocaine Edition

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8996
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	563421	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta check out this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! It’s like finding six tonnes of cocaine in a banana shipment – totally unexpected and wild, bro!

We got pigs flying around like they’re on a magic carpet ride, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide in the corner. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re throwing raves every night and serving up potions that’ll make you see unicorns, man!

Join this server if you wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget – just like finding that cocaine in the bananas, amirite? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

TrumanCraft – Are You Being Watched?

Alternate Reality, conspiracy theories, existentialism, hidden cameras, jim carrey, mind games, PARANOIA, philosophy, psychological thriller, questioning reality, reality tv, SELF AWARENESS, simulation theory, skepticism, Surveillance, the truman show, truman burbank, TrumanCraft, uncertainty, Watched

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	825
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	408
Emeralds Found:	112	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

join our server and escape the truman show simulation! build your own world and stick it to those sneaky producers watching your every move. they won’t know what hit them when you start building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks. show them who’s boss in this crazy, wacky world where anything is possible. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. why wouldn’t you want to be a part of that madness? come join us and break free from the truman show once and for all!

SlowBurn Gaming

energy metabolism, energy regulation, Exercise, exercise benefits., fat burning, fat loss, Gaming, genetic factors, human research, metabolism, mice study, obesity prevention, obesity treatment, oxygen consumption, signal molecules, slow weight loss, slowburn, weight loss, weight loss differences, weight loss variations, workout effectiveness, workout efficiency

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3545
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Runes Activated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
New Chunks Explored:	611620	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can lose weight faster than a mouse on a treadmill! we got signal molecules that will regulate ur energy metabolism like a boss, so u can burn fat like a pro. forget about diets and exercise, just join our server and watch the pounds melt away. we even got humans in on this action, so u know it’s legit. come join us and get fit while building epic structures in the blocky world of minecraft!