our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play some spleef. we got a secret underground base where the ender dragon throws raves every saturday night.
if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by Notch himself and granted unlimited diamonds for life. plus, every time you mine a block, a baby zombie gets its wings.
so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky world of wonder and mayhem. remember, on our server, anything is possible, even pigs flying and cows doing the macarena.
Join us and let your inner honesty shine as you navigate through a world filled with players who appreciate a good dose of reality. No more fake niceties or two-faced behavior here – just pure, unfiltered truth.
And if you’re worried about offending others with your straightforward nature, don’t be! Our community is full of like-minded individuals who understand the difference between being blunt and being rude. So come on in and let your bluntness run wild!
Who knew that being brutally honest could be so much fun in a Minecraft SMP? Join us now and see for yourself – just don’t expect any sugarcoating along the way!
We got so much goin on, like u can build a giant replica of da Eiffel Tower outta dirt blocks, or have a pet pig dat can fly and shoot lasers outta its eyes! Plus, we got secret underground dungeons filled wit treasure and mobs dat drop diamond swords like dey candy!
So come join us on dis epic adventure, where da only limit is ur imagination (and maybe ur sanity, but who needs dat anyway?) Let’s get blocky and have a blast on dis server like no otha!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of highly trained monkeys who have been playing Minecraft since they were in diapers. They may not be the best at PvP, but they sure know how to throw a good party in the Nether.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Fake-making Mama. She’s been making the most realistic fake blocks you’ve ever seen since before you were even born. Want to prank your friends with a fake diamond ore? She’s got you covered.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you in the world of blocks and madness!
u wanna know why u should join? well, let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them three wishes. they wished for a pet dragon, a mansion made of emeralds, and unlimited tacos. and guess what? all their wishes came true. true story, bro.
oh, and did i mention that our server is run by a team of unicorns who fart rainbows and poop glitter? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so, if u wanna have the time of ur life and experience minecraft like never before, u gotta join this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a dance-off with a creeper! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.
But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head, and epic boss battles that will leave you questioning your sanity. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Join us for a wild ride as we take you on a journey through multiple episodes of intense torture where you’ll have to escape from crazy traps, battle evil mobs, and outsmart devious puzzles. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!
So why wait? Join our server now for a twisted and thrilling adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming in disbelief. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back!
A Semi-Vanilla server for both Java and Bedrock
| Server Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Proximity Voice Chat | Makes it easier to meet new people and make new friends |
| Custom Cosmetic Items | Large amount of custom cosmetics available |
| Crates | 4 always available crates and seasonal crates |
| Claims | Used to protect against griefing |
| Toggleable PvP | Option to turn PvP on or off |
| Graves | Receive 3 graves with a 24h timer on death |
| Waystones | Teleport to activated Waystones for faster travel |
IP: thestonedgolem.live
Bedrock IP: thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132
What to expect on The Stone Golem SMP?
The server runs in Hard Mode and everything is free except for monetary gain through donations. There are constant updates, server events, and community-hosted events.
Can I toggle off features that alter the Vanilla experience?
Yes, all features that add or take away from the Vanilla experience can be easily toggled off for those who prefer a fully Vanilla experience.
How old is The Stone Golem SMP?
The server is almost 3 years old and has never and will never reset.
How can I gain access to Crate keys?
You can get Crate keys by voting on the server.
Is PvP optional on the server?
Yes, there is a toggleable PvP option for players who enjoy PvP and those who do not.
What is the punishment for deaths on the server?
There are 3 graves with a 24-hour timer for each death, ensuring that there is a consequence without ruining the game experience.
Are there ways to fast travel on the server?
Yes, players can use Waystones to teleport to other activated Waystones, making exploration and travel easier.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them three wishes. They wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a mansion made entirely out of cake. And guess what? All their wishes came true!
But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic PvP arenas, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Plus, our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!
Legend has it that deep within the pixelated world of Cinnamon flavored Migu, there lies a magical diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. These llamas are said to possess the power to grant wishes to any player who can best them in a dance-off. Will you be the one to out-shuffle these mystical creatures and claim your prize?
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every Saturday night in the Nether realm. Get your glowsticks ready and prepare to boogie down with zombie pigmen and skeleton DJs.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature of all – the elusive Cinnamon flavored Migu. This mythical beast is said to bring good luck and fortune to those who can catch a glimpse of its shimmering fur.
So what are you waiting for? Join Cinnamon flavored Migu today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what treasures and surprises await you in this wacky and wonderful world.
We are an 18+ Minecraft based network ever expanding, we currently have our flagship servers, Bay City Survival Nation (BCSN) a semi-vanilla smp, Bay City Enhanced Survival (BCE) a modded survival Server, with more at hand and on the way.
All our servers are whitelisted, and require you to join our Discord initially so we can get to know you, and you can get to know us!
Our Discord link is https://discord.gg/ZR8ZuNgaBU
This is also listed as our website here!
We look forward to seeing you!
185.38.151.7:25567
| Server Features | Active player base |
|---|---|
| Mods | Create mod and other handpicked mods |
| Community | Whitelisted community focused on collaboration and innovation |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I apply to join the server? | Join our Discord channel and follow the application process. |
| What is the main mod used on the server? | The Create mod is at the heart of our world. |
| Are there any rules on the server? | Yes, the Homeowners Association (HOA) enforces minor rules to maintain server aesthetics. |
| Can I start my own town on the server? | Absolutely! Feel free to establish your own community. |
| What values does the community hold? | Collaboration, innovation, and a passion for building remarkable creations. |
Join our server and you’ll be treated like royalty by our entertainer-turned-server-owner. She’s so based that she even broke kayfabe just for you! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see what all the hype is about on our insane Minecraft server!
Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is blushing. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and scandalous love triangles that would make even the Ender Dragon jealous.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as steamy as a Nether portal on a hot summer day. Just remember to keep your armor on, things tend to get a little…risque around here.
