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DieCraftControl

Autonomy, Bodies, Consciousness, control, death, destiny, die on command, DieCraftControl, existentialism, fate, free will, Human nature, Life, life choices, mortality, mortality control, power, SELF AWARENESS, self-control

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4965
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Towns Built:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

join this cray cray minecraft server where u can die on command!!! u can respawn as many times as u want, it’s like a never-ending game of whack-a-mole but with ur own life!!! u can test out all the different ways u can die in minecraft, from falling off a cliff to getting blown up by a creeper. and if u get bored of dying, u can always just build a giant statue of urself to remind everyone of ur awesomeness. so come on down to this server and let the dying begin!!!

NightVisionCraft

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8144
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Falling into the Void:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

join our epic minecraft server where melatonin is the key to winning battles and building the most epic structures! forget diamonds, melatonin is where it’s at!

imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with the power of a well-rested mind! melatonin will give you super strength and make you the ultimate warrior in the game.

plus, melatonin will also help you see better in the dark caves and dungeons, preventing age-related macular degeneration and keeping your eyes sharp for all those pixelated adventures.

so come join us on our melatonin-powered minecraft server and experience the most mind-blowing gameplay ever! who needs diamonds when you have melatonin on your side?

MexiCraft Server: El Presidente

MexiCraft, PRESIDENTE, Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server’s newest member – the president of Mexico!

Yes, you heard that right. The president of Mexico decided to take a break from running a country and join our Minecraft server instead. Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, even world leaders can’t resist!

Join us and you might just find yourself building a taco stand next to the president, or going on a quest to find the lost city of El Dorito. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you on our server?

So come on, don’t miss out on the chance to play Minecraft with the president of Mexico. Who knows, maybe he’ll even build a wall around your base to keep the creepers out!

AnimeFusion Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Anime Series, AnimeFusion, Basic, beautiful way, Captivating, Childhood, childish innocence, dragon ball, Enjoyable, gripping storyline, Innocence, lighthearted, long tail, MERGE, Minecraft, original, original Dragon Ball, playfully childlike, protag, Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3998
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	18

Are you tired of boring, basic anime servers that just don’t hit the mark? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is like the original Dragon Ball of the gaming world! Join us for a wild ride filled with childish innocence, action-packed adventures, and a storyline so gripping, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of creepers start a dance party right in front of you. That’s just a taste of the crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon – rumor has it she’s been taking salsa lessons and is ready to show off her moves in the next update.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most epic, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft community around? Join us now and experience the magic for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

StepBroSquad vs. ParentalUnits

acceptance, adoption, anger, Communication, Conflict, emotions, family, Honesty, Identity, love, ParentalUnits, parents, reconciliation, relationships, Resentment, Siblings, StepBroSquad, Stepbrother, Support, Therapy, Truth, Understanding

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2107
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Void Armor Forged:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for the craziest adventures and drama-filled plots that will make you question your own family dynamics.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, we have secret family revelations that will make your head spin! Just like finding out you were adopted by a stepparent and not actually siblings with your stepbrother. Who needs reality TV when you can experience this level of drama in Minecraft?

Join us for therapy sessions where you can work through your family issues just like our players do. Will you choose to stick with your Minecraft family or will you follow in your stepbrother’s footsteps and move out to find your true family? The choice is yours!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs a happy normal family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft family instead? Let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible. Join us today and let the chaos begin!

NoseyCraft Minecraft Server

Character, consequences, Deception, fable, fairy tale, fib, Honesty, hypothetical, lying.., MAGICAL, Minecraft, moral, nose growing, NoseyCraft, Paradox, pinocchio, puppet, Server, Story, tall tale, Truth, wooden boy, wooden puppet

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6185
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Void Armor Forged:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dimension Hops:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Astral Projections Made:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the impossible becomes possible and the absurd is just another Tuesday! Picture this: Pinocchio logging on to our server and declaring, “My nose will grow now.” Suddenly, the laws of physics and logic are thrown out the window as his nose starts growing at an exponential rate, spiraling out of control and knocking over trees, buildings, and unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, our server is equipped with a Nose Growth Control Squad (NGCS) to handle such emergencies.

Join us on this wild ride where you can build your own nose-themed castle, ride on flying pigs, and participate in epic nose-growing competitions. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to eternal nose growth and become the ruler of the server! So come on in and let your imagination run wild (and your nose too, if you dare).

BlockyBootyCraft

adult entertainment, aggressive behavior, BlockyBootyCraft, common, degradation, dehumanizing, DISRESPECTFUL, explicit, fake moaning, fetish, harmful stereotypes, instant turn off, lack of consent, objectification, pornography, sexual content, taboo, turn off, UNCOMFORTABLE, unrealistic, violence

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Votes:	4686
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as vanilla as a plain potato? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you’re tired of seeing the same old blocky landscapes and want to explore a world where anything is possible.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing chickens, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers!

But that’s not all – we have a special potion that turns you into a giant block of cheese for 24 hours. Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when they see you rolling around the server as a giant wedge of cheddar!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky world? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

MirageCraft: French Flyer Frenzy

aerial combat, aircraft, Alliance, arms deal, cooperation, Defense, defense industry, eastern europe, european union, FLYER, France, French, Frenzy, international relations, jets, Military, military technology, Mirage-2000, miragecraft, Pilots, SECURITY, Training, Ukraine, warplanes

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5789
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

so, liek, u kno how ukraine is all liek “we need sum jets to fly around in and look cool”? well, france is all liek “yo, we got u fam, we gonna hook u up with sum mirage-2000 jets and even train ur pilots to fly dem like pros”.

imagine ukraine pilots zooming around in these sick jets, doin flips and loops in the sky, all thanks to france being the real mvp.

so, if u wanna be part of this epic alliance and show off ur sick flying skills, then u gotta join our minecraft server. we got jets, we got pilots, we got it all. come fly with us and be a part of history in the making.

plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server that has jets in minecraft? it’s like the coolest thing ever. so come join us and let’s soar to new heights together.

RoseCraft: ThornCounters

attitude, beauty, Challenges, Contrast, counting thorns, dichotomy, different views, Flowers, mindfulness, Nature, Negativity, Observation, optimism, Perception, perspective, pessimism, positivity, RoseCraft, roses, smelling roses, ThornCounters, thorns

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7196
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Farms Harvested:	603
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1

join our epic minecraft server where the roses smell like bacon and the thorns are made of chocolate! 🌹🥓🍫

we have a secret underground city where llamas ride pigs and chickens wear sunglasses. 🕶️🐔

our players have the power to shoot rainbows out of their fingertips and ride unicorns into battle. 🌈🦄

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts glitter and a diamond sword that sings show tunes. 🐉💎🎶

so what are you waiting for? come join the wackiest, wildest, most wonderful minecraft server in the universe! 🚀🌌🎮

Pixelated Synapse Server

brain capacity, brain research, brain strength, Connections, data assessment, data capacity, data storage, HD format, human brain, information capacity, information processing, information storage, memory capacity, movies, neuroscience, petabyte, pixelated, rat brain, research method, researchers, Server, synapse, Synapses

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	380
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2955	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	9

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where your brain will EXPLODE with all the data we have stored in it! 🧠🤯 We got more movies than you can shake a pickaxe at, all in HD format! 🎥🔥

Our researchers have been working hard to assess the strength of synapses in our players’ brains, just like they did with those rats. And let me tell ya, our players’ synapses are STRONG, baby! 💪🐀

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs a petabyte of data when you can have a whole MINECRAFT SERVER worth of information stored in your brain?! 🤣🎮 #BrainBlast #RatSynapseStrong