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SettleCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6547
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

LOL U GUYS, come join dis Minecraft server cuz we got settlements for days! We legalized FIVE West Bank settlements and now we got da whole world talkin’ bout us! U can build ur own settlement and be da talk of da town, just like us! Plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do backflips. Trust me, u ain’t never seen anything like it! So come on over and join da fun, we promise u won’t regret it!

CraftyTalibanHideout

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9797
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban and the west come together to build epic structures and fight off creepers! forget about harsh edicts, we’re all about unity and friendship here!

imagine building a giant mosque next to a skyscraper made out of diamonds, all while riding on the back of a flying pig!

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in our world. join us now and be a part of the most insane and hilarious minecraft adventure ever!

who needs politics when you can have fun and make friends in our crazy server? come join us and let’s show the world that even enemies can come together in the name of blocky goodness!

SkywalkerScreamCraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1005
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Astral Projections Made:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

So, like, imagine if Luke Skywalker was playing on our server when he lost his hand. He would scream so loud that the whole galaxy would hear it. That’s the kind of epicness you can expect on our server. Join us and experience the thrill of losing your hand in Minecraft, but, like, in a fun way. Plus, our community is full of jedis and siths who will make your gaming experience out of this world. So, like, why wait? Join now and may the blocks be with you!

ProstatePotion: The Cure for Dementia!

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5896
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Votes:	2131	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Animals Bred:	142	Farms Harvested:	778
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8240
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical drugs that can cure your enlarged prostate AND prevent you from getting dementia with Lewy bodies! our drugs have special side effects that target all kinds of brain problems, so you’ll never have to worry about forgetting where you put your diamonds again. join us now and let the healing power of minecraft drugs save your brain from all the bad stuff!

Biden’s Big Oil Pharma Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9663
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mines Excavated:	3710
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where Joe Biden’s conflicts of interest are 40% big oil/pharma and 60% big tranny, while Trump’s are 60% big oil/pharma and 40% big tranny.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging corrupt politicians and giant pharmaceutical companies? Explore our world filled with crazy conspiracies and hilarious hijinks.

Join now for a chance to uncover the truth behind these outrageous conflicts of interest and maybe even become the ultimate Minecraft conspiracy theorist. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5175
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
New Chunks Explored:	75902	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the president himself would be shaking in his boots. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate showdown between creepers and zombies, with a side of political drama.

We’ve got players who claim they can build a cathedral taller than the Eiffel Tower, and others who swear they’ve found the secret to turning diamonds into real-life money. Who needs a theocracy when you can have a Minecraft monarchy ruled by a pig wearing a crown?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even run into a player who swears they’ve seen Herobrine in the flesh. It’s all fun and games until someone accidentally blows up the entire server with TNT (again).

StankCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9424
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that smell like stale cheese? Well, come join our server where the aroma of rotten eggs is considered the sweet scent of victory! Our world is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about the stench around you. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually made of chocolate, but you’ll have to join to find out for yourself! So if you’re ready to embrace the weird and wonderful, come join us and discover a whole new world of fun!

GrumpyCraft – Age Edition

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8679
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with boring responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest pixelated castle!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner child and let your imagination run wild. Build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, create a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or even tame a pet zombie pigman to do your bidding.

Forget about bills, deadlines, and all the other stresses of adulthood. On our server, the only thing you’ll be stressing about is whether to build a giant statue of a chicken or a giant statue of a potato.

So come join us and let your inner child roam free in our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to grow up again!

PlasticCraft: The End is Near

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	388
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6526	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Yo, you ever think about how plastic could be the ultimate villain in our lives? Like, imagine a world where plastic takes over and we all become slaves to the plastic overlords. But fear not, brave soul, for there is a way to fight back against the plastic apocalypse! Join our Minecraft server and help us battle against the evil plastic monsters that threaten to destroy us all.

On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to collect rare resources and craft powerful weapons to defeat the plastic menace. Build fortresses made entirely out of recycled materials and show those plastic baddies who’s boss. Plus, you’ll meet other players who share your passion for saving the planet from plastic doom.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a hero in the fight against plastic tyranny! Together, we can save the world, one block at a time.

Minecraft server: DawntrailCraft XIV

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2123
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate blocky paradise! Join now for a chance to win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe and ride a pig into battle like a true warrior!

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! We have in-game events that will make you question reality, like the Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign where you can win a real-life Ender Dragon egg (Disclaimer: Ender Dragon may or may not hatch and destroy your house).

Don’t miss out on the fun and adventure, join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft master! Just remember to watch out for those pesky creepers and never dig straight down (unless you’re feeling brave)!