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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 4975 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
Join us for the most lit adventures, the dankest memes, and the craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. We’ve got secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and even a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up (but don’t worry, he’s totally house-trained).
So if you’re tired of getting backstabbed by your so-called “friends” and you’re ready to join a crew of true homies who will have your back no matter what, then come on down to our totally rad Minecraft SMP! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your best diamond armor, because things are about to get wild, baby!