NoHaterzAllowed Minecraft SMP

arrogance, close-mindedness, dishonest individuals, disrespectful behavior., fake people, Friends, friendship, incompatible personalities, incompatible values, judgmental attitudes, kind of people, lack of communication, lack of empathy, lack of trust, manipulative individuals, Minecraft, negative energy, NoHaterzAllowed, Selfishness, smp, toxic relationships, toxic traits, unhealthy friendships

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	852
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old people? Do you want to join a server where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to be friends with players who have built entire cities out of diamond blocks, tamed dragons to use as flying mounts, and have a secret underground lair filled with treasure. But beware, if you can’t handle the heat of a PvP battle or the chaos of a prank war, then you might not be able to handle the craziness of our server.

We only accept players who are willing to take on challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, creating a farm with every single type of animal in the game, or participating in a massive treasure hunt that leads to a hidden stronghold filled with rare loot.

So if you think you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness, then join us today and see if you can become the ultimate champion of our server!

FakeMom’s Bday Bash – No Regrets

Bash, BDay, Birthday Party, Boundaries, Communication, fake behavior, fake friend, fake people, fake relationships, FakeMoms, family dynamics, friendship, god daughter, Honesty, loyalty, party etiquette, regrets, relationships, Respect, RSVP, social etiquette, step-daughter, Time management, Trust

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6407
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Our server is like a breath of fresh air compared to dealing with fake friends like the ones in this story.

Join our server and leave all the fake drama behind. We promise that none of our players will ever RSVP to your events and then ghost you, or invite your ex to a party without your consent. Plus, we guarantee that our players will actually show up to your birthday parties!

Don’t waste your time with fake friends, join our Minecraft server and game on in peace. Who needs drama when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? See you in the game!

SocialBatteryDrain

awkward silences, constant interruptions, crowded spaces, energy vampires, excessive noise, fake people, feeling judged, forced interactions, group activities, lack of personal space, long conversations, Negativity, overstimulation, repetitive conversations, small talk, social anxiety, social events, social expectations, social obligations, SocialBatteryDrain

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8504
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Are you tired of dealing with villagers who never shut up about their boring lives? Do you find yourself avoiding eye contact with creepers because they always blow up your stuff? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all your social battery draining problems!

On our server, you can escape to a world where the only drama is whether you should build a castle or a giant statue of a chicken. Our community is so chill, even the Ender Dragon takes yoga classes to relax.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground tunnels filled with diamond blocks, hidden treasure chests that only the bravest adventurers can find, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will accompany you on all your quests.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying NPCs when you can join our server and have the time of your virtual life? Come join us and let the fun begin!

BlockyBunk: Where Creepers Are Actually Friendly

BlockyBunk, childhood beliefs, childhood memories, CREEPERS, cultural beliefs, debunked myths, discovery, education, educational development, educational system, enlightenment, false teachings, Friendly, growth, knowledge, learning experiences, misconceptions, Misinformation, Myths, old wives tales, traditional teachings, unlearning, Urban Legends

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9392
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Gods Slained:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Remember when your mom told you that eating watermelon seeds would make a watermelon grow in your stomach? Well, she was wrong about that, just like she was wrong about this Minecraft server being just like any other server out there.

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build your own castle made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as it gets attacked by a herd of zombie llamas.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a giant talking potato. And if you manage to defeat the potato, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn that can fly you to the edge of the Minecraft world and back.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

TrashCraft: Self-Destructing Fun!

Fun, SelfDestructing, TrashCraft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3569
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a whole new world of FUN and MADNESS. like, we got this new ‘living plastic’ that self-destructs once it’s thrown away, how INSANE is that? imagine building a house out of this stuff and then BOOM it explodes when u try to get rid of it. it’s like a real-life action movie in minecraft, except u get to respawn and do it all over again. join now for the wildest ride of ur life, u won’t regret it (maybe).

PiCraft: String Theory Goof

accidentally, Astrophysics, discovery, Find, Goof, mathematical constants, mathematical equations, Mathematical Formulas, Mathematics, New Formula, PHYSICS., pi, Pi Approximation, Picraft, quantum physics, research, Science, scientific breakthrough, String, String Theorists, theoretical physics, theory

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5444
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO WACKY, YOU WON’T BELIEVE IT! SO BASICALLY, A BUNCH OF STRING THEORISTS WERE MESSING AROUND AND ACCIDENTALLY DISCOVERED A NEW FORMULA FOR PI. LIKE WHAT EVEN?! SO NOW, THEY DECIDED TO CREATE A MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WHY NOT, RIGHT?

JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER! WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT TALK, AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE.

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN IN DISGUISE? YEAH, IT’S TRUE. SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC LOLZ AND MIND-BLOWING FUN!

Seraph’s Not-So-Serene Safari! No Square Brackets Allowed, OK? 1.21 Vanilla+ Java Fabric 16+

Active Staff, Allowed, apply to join, Brackets, commitment to Vanilla, Community Based, custom advancements, Discord, Discord to Minecraft chat, enforced rules, Events, Fabric, java, Land claiming, mature audience, Minimal Lag, NotSoSerene, proximity chat, quality-of-life enhancements, rollback griefing, rules, Safari, Semi Vanilla, Seraphs, Small Community, Square, Vanilla, voice chat, World Map

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5654
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Gods Slained:	1

Seraph’s Wild <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/ht-shorts/">Minecraft Server</a>

Seraph’s Wild Minecraft Server

Overview

Join Seraph’s Wild, a semi-vanilla, community-based server for a mature audience. Events are held regularly, rules are strictly enforced, and quality of life enhancements are included in the game!

Apply to join

You can apply to join our server by joining our discord and applying, it’s simple! Discord: https://discord.gg/zSWE5uwht3

Features

Feature	Description
World Map	Click here
Proximity Chat/Voice Chat	Communicate with other players in-game
Discord to Minecraft Chat	Integration between Discord and Minecraft chat
Small community	Close-knit group of players
Active staff	Helpful moderators and administrators
Commitment to vanilla	Staying true to the vanilla Minecraft experience
Enforced Rules	Strict enforcement of server rules
No land claiming	Rollback griefing prevention
Minimal Lag	Optimized server performance
Custom Advancements	Additional challenges for players

FAQ

How can I join Seraph’s Wild Minecraft Server?

To join, simply join our Discord server and follow the application process.

What are the server rules?

The rules are strictly enforced and can be found in the Discord server or in-game.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed. The server has measures in place to prevent and rollback griefing incidents.

Are there regular events on the server?

Yes, events are held regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Can I use mods or cheats on the server?

No, the server is semi-vanilla and requires players to adhere to the vanilla gameplay experience.

Pass2Craft Minecraft Server

buy a pass, buy now, event access, event admission, event entry, event pass, event ticket, exclusive access, exclusive pass, Goyim, limited time offer, Minecraft, pass purchase, pass sale, Pass2Craft, purchase pass, Server, special event pass, ticket purchase, ticket sales, VIP pass

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5474
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, most legendary, most mind-blowing server in the entire universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who will teach you their ancient martial arts skills. So what are you waiting for? Buy a pass and join the fun, goyim!

JobHunterMinecraftSMP

Economy, employment, Frustration, interviews, job application, job competition, job hunting, job insecurity, Job Interview, job market, job offer, job qualifications, job requirements, Job salary, job satisfaction, Job Search, job stress, JobHunterMinecraftSMP, minimum wage, society, wage gap

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6389
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where joining is as difficult as getting a job that pays two whole dollars more than minimum wage! We’re not just looking for any old player, oh no. You’ll have to go through five rounds of interviews, including a parkour challenge, a sheep herding competition, and a debate on the best block in the game.

But why would you want to join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our server was attacked by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. The only way to defeat them was to build a giant statue of a potato and sacrifice a stack of diamonds to the Minecraft gods. And you know who saved the day? One of our players, who just happened to be wearing a chicken suit at the time.

So if you want to be part of epic battles, crazy challenges, and ridiculous shenanigans, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you?

CraftyConundrum

bittersweet, car troubles, college move-in, communication breakdown, CraftyConundrum, Emotional support, emotional turmoil, ex-wife drama, family milestones, family only, handling conflict, immature behavior, motorcycle vs truck, navigating relationships, new boyfriend, parental responsibilities, personal choices, saying goodbye, setting boundaries, son leaving for college, special moment

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9651
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	47
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a college dorm room for your blocky adventures, but with less drama (hopefully). Join us and escape the real world where ex-wives bring their new boyfriends to college move-ins and cause chaos. Build your own virtual family with us and never worry about immature behavior ruining your special moments. Plus, we have motorcycles! Just kidding, it’s Minecraft. But seriously, join us and leave the real-life drama behind.

LoneJavaTriplePay Minecraft SMP

career advancement, career development, Challenges, coffee addiction, Decision making, Financial Stability, ISOLATION, job satisfaction, LoneJavaTriplePay, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, opportunity, personal growth, productivity, remote work, Risk-taking, salary increase, self reliance, smp, work conditions, work environment, work-life balance

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9841
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	240
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Picture this: Your boss strolls up to you at your desk, a glint in their eye and a mischievous grin on their face. They drop a bombshell on you – your salary is about to triple, but there’s a catch. You have to pack up your things and head to a remote location all by yourself for a whole year. And get this – there’s no coffee.

Now, before you start panicking and wondering if you can survive without your daily caffeine fix, let me paint a different picture for you. What if I told you that this remote location is actually a secret Minecraft SMP server, filled with the most epic builds and the craziest adventures you could ever imagine?

Forget about your boss and your lack of coffee – on this server, you’ll be building towering castles, exploring mysterious dungeons, and battling fierce mobs alongside a community of fellow players who are just as wild and wacky as you are.

So, are you willing to trade in your office chair for a diamond pickaxe and join us on this insane Minecraft journey? Trust me, the tripled salary will be the least of your worries once you dive into the madness of this SMP.

SadCraft or SadVibesCraft

dejected, depression, Despair, despondent, downcast, emotions, feelings, Grief, Heartache, Loneliness, Melancholy, mental health, Pain, SadCraft, Sadness, SadVibesCraft, sorrow, sorrowful, Tears, Troubled, unhappiness, Upset

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7777
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Star Shards Collected:	83
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Are you tired of mining for hours only to find nothing but dirt and gravel? Are you sick of getting ganked by creepers every time you try to build a cute little house? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all your problems!

Our server is like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of Minecraft – except instead of chocolate rivers, we have diamond waterfalls! And forget about boring old mobs like zombies and skeletons – on our server, you’ll be battling giant mutant chickens and evil llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes!

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour Across a Pit of Lava While Riding a Pig” that will have you laughing until you cry. And if you ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of giant mushrooms and exploding sheep.

So why are you sad? Join our Minecraft server and let the laughter and chaos begin!

PutinInPixelLand

arrest, Diplomacy, diplomatic immunity, extradition, foreign ministry, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICC warrant, international law, international relations, Justice, legal action, mongolia, Politics, putin, PutinInPixelLand, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, Visit, Vladimir Putin, War Crimes

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4568
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6141	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Potions Brewed:	77
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have putin running wild and ukraine’s foreign ministry is begging mongolia to arrest him!!! like seriously, can you imagine the chaos?!? you gotta get in on this action, it’s like a real-life soap opera but in minecraft form. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, so yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss out on that. join now before putin escapes and the cows start a revolution!

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