2024 Best fake noob New Minecraft Servers

BookTourBros

alone, Author, author life, book tour, BookTourBros, Break, child, DESPERATE, family, first time, Focus, hurt, husband, like-minded people, Mommy, Needs, parenting, solo parent, Support, vacation, Wife

Are you tired of being a responsible adult and just want to focus on your Minecraft building skills? Join our server where you can escape the drudgery of daily life and immerse yourself in a world of creativity and fun!
Just like this author who wants to go on a book tour alone, you can go on a Minecraft adventure without anyone hounding you for food, attention, or anything else! Leave your responsibilities behind and join our server where you can be a master builder without any distractions.

Don’t worry about hurting your family’s feelings, they’ll understand once they see the amazing creations you build on our server. Who needs a family vacation when you can have a solo Minecraft vacation? Join now and let your creativity run wild!

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PutinPayStopCraft

arms control, capability, Conflict Resolution, defense spending, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military capabilities, military intervention, MONEY, peace negotiations, putin, PutinPayStopCraft, sanctions, Ukraine, War, weapons, West, zelenskyy

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna, like, save the world from evil dictators? well, this server is the place for u! join us and help zelenskyy in his quest to stop putin from making more weapons to use against ukraine! together, we can, like, totally save the day and have a blast mining and building at the same time! plus, u get to ride on flying pigs and battle evil creepers with laser swords! so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and be a hero in the virtual world!

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Purple Vanilla – Where even the cows in Minecraft are ready to rumble!

alliances, Archery, Arena, battle, BATTLEGROUNDS, Combat, Community, Cows, culture, Duels, Experience, GREATNESS, Journey, Minecraft, Purple, PvP, Ranking, Ready, Rivalries, Rumble, Server, skirmishes, swordplay, Tactics, Tournaments, Vanilla
Server Name Purple Vanilla

Overview Unleash Your PvP Skills in the Ultimate Minecraft Battle Arena!

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Discord Join our Discord server

Why Purple Vanilla?
- Intense PvP Action
- Custom PvP Arenas
- Ranking and Tournaments
- Diverse Combat Styles
- Community of Warriors
Server Features:
- Adrenaline-pumping battles with players worldwide
- Meticulously crafted arenas for strategic gameplay
- Regular tournaments and PvP events
- Various combat styles to suit your preferences
- A passionate community of PvP enthusiasts
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Can I connect to the server now?

Unfortunately, the server IP is not available at the moment. Please stay tuned for updates on how to connect.

2. Are there any specific rules for PvP combat on the server?

Yes, we have rules in place to ensure fair play and an enjoyable PvP experience for all players. Please refer to our official server forums or Discord server for detailed rules.

3. How can I participate in PvP tournaments?

To participate in PvP tournaments, keep an eye on announcements in-game, on our Discord server, or on the official forums. Tournaments are typically scheduled in advance and may have specific entry requirements.

4. Can I form alliances with other players on the server?

Absolutely! We encourage players to form alliances, forge rivalries, and build a strong community within Purple Vanilla. Join our Discord server to meet other players and coordinate with fellow warriors.

5. Will there be updates or new features added to the server?

Yes, we are constantly working to improve and expand the gameplay experience on Purple Vanilla. Stay tuned for future updates, events, and exciting new features!
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LewdCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, Anime, art, ayo, controversial, cute, Edgy, explicit, fetish, fuwamoco, illustration, Japanese culture, Kawaii, lewd, LewdCraft, Manga, Minecraft, NSFW, Otaku, Provocative, RISQUE, Server, thumbnail

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where creepers throw parties instead of exploding, and where the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood giant lizard who loves giving hugs.
Join our server for the chance to ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, participate in epic llama races across the desert, and battle against a horde of evil bunnies who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies who have surprisingly good rhythm. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where the prize is a magical pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs – they tend to drop anvils on unsuspecting players.

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CityEndgame Minecraft Server

AMBITION, career, challenge, city, CityEndgame, Decision making, Domination, Endgame, football, Fraudiola, loyalty, Minecraft, MONEY, motivation, premier league, Server, speculation, sports, strategy, success, Tactics, Transfer, ucl

Are you tired of being stuck in the same old Minecraft world, dominating every challenge and winning every battle? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us and become the Fraudiola of Minecraft, ruling over the premier league of players and winning the ultimate Minecraft championship!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret challenges that will test your skills to the limit. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most cunning players can uncover the mysteries of our world and claim the ultimate prize.

So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you have what it takes to succeed, even if it means relying on the city’s money to do so. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of Minecraft!

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MommaBearHospitalSlayin

Apology, appendix, Bath, bathroom, brother, comfort, dressing, family, female nurse, Friends, Gown, hospital room, insensitivity, MommaBearHospitalSlayin, opinion, privacy, Recovery, sensitivity, Son, surgery, underwear

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server! It’s so lit, even kids who just had their appendix removed wanna play on it! 😂
So get this, little Loren just had his surgery and he was like “I ain’t wearing no hospital gown in front of all these ladies!” 😅 He straight up kicked his mom, aunt, and cousin out of the room so he could get dressed in peace. Then the nurse came in and was all like “I’ll help you get dressed, sweetie” and he was like “Nah, my bro got me.” 🤣

His mom and the nurse were shooketh, they couldn’t believe he wanted them out of there! But hey, a man’s gotta have his privacy, right? 😂 And then his mom had the nerve to ask for an apology – like, girl, he just had surgery, let him live! 🤷‍♂️

So yeah, if you wanna join a server where even post-op kids know what’s up, come on over! We don’t mess around with privacy and we definitely don’t let nurses cramp our style. 😎✌️ #MinecraftMadness #PrivacyPlease

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Skillz4ThrillsMC

Adaptability, Apocalypse, apocalypse skill, apocalyptic scenario, disaster readiness, Doomsday, emergency preparedness, End of the World, post-apocalyptic, preparedness, resilience, Resourcefulness, self-sufficiency, skill, Skillz4ThrillsMC, Survival, survival skills, Survival Tactics, Survival Techniques, Survival Training, survivalist

Are you a master at surviving zombie hordes and building epic fortresses to keep them out? Or maybe you’re more of a scavenger, looting abandoned buildings for supplies and crafting the ultimate weapons to take down any threat that comes your way.
Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to put your apocalypse skills to the test! Join us and prove that you have what it takes to survive in a world overrun by monsters, mutants, and mayhem.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and powerful artifacts waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim its treasures?

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Join our server today and show the apocalypse who’s boss!

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PitStainCraft

#workout, armpit stains, body odor, deodorant, Exercise, FITNESS, gym, gym culture, gym etiquette, health, hygiene, perspiration, physical activity, PitStainCraft, socially acceptable, sweat, sweat management, sweat marks, sweat stains, workout clothes, workout routine

come join our minecraft server where armpit stains are not just acceptable, they’re ENCOURAGED. we have a whole armpit stain competition every week, with the winner getting a diamond block as a prize. trust me, you’ve never seen armpit stains like this before. we also have a secret underground club where all the villagers go to party, complete with disco balls and a DJ zombie. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary chicken that can breakdance. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embrace the armpit stains!

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BlindCraft: Where even the creepers can’t sneak up on you

auditory localization, auditory perception, BlindCraft, Childhood, CREEPERS, developmental disabilities, difficulty judging sounds, early intervention, Early vision loss, location of sound, neurodevelopmental disorders, partial vision loss, research, sensory deficits, sensory experiences, sensory impairments, sensory integration, sensory processing, sensory processing disorder, sight loss, sneak, visual impairment

so, like, imagine you join this epic minecraft server, right? and, like, the reason you gotta join is cuz, get this, if you don’t, you might lose your ability to judge sounds properly! like, what even is that, right? apparently, if you don’t join this server, you might end up thinking a creeper is behind you when it’s actually in front of you. talk about a plot twist, amirite?
so, like, the research says that if you don’t join this server, you might have trouble with sounds if you lose your vision early in life. but if you join this server, you’ll be able to judge sounds like a pro, even if you can’t see a thing! it’s like magic, but in minecraft form. so, like, join now before you start hearing chickens clucking in your ear when they’re actually miles away. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

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BadWolfMC: Where adults go to play Minecraft and pretend they’re still 18+ and expert builders.

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BadWolfMC Minecraft Server

IP Address PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults! Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion!

Highlights
- ✅ Reviewed and approved by Mojang and Gamersafer for inclusion on the Official Minecraft Server List!
- 🧰 State of the art hardware on Chicago’s fiber optic backbone ensures superior stability and performance worldwide!
- 💬 Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server.
- 🔀 Enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device!
- 🎟️ Recurring, seasonal, and one-off events including weekly Bed Wars tournaments and Discord watch parties keep things fresh and fun!
- 🪶 Several game modes and amazing places to explore, including dungeons, quests, and vaults with unique and powerful prizes!
- 🛡️ Keep your builds safe with multiple protection options featuring granular customization!
- ✨ Lots of interesting mechanics to enhance your experience both in game and out!
- 🏪 Balanced, diamond based economy with Player Shops & Jobs!
- 🌎 Lots of public farms and eco-friendly resource worlds to keep the main worlds pretty!
- ❓ Find answers to all your questions on our helpful wiki.
- 👥 Seriously the best online community you’ll ever have the privilege of belonging to, with members from all walks of life.
- 🗒️We’re greylisted! Guests are welcome to log in and explore, and build permissions will be granted once your application is approved.
Our Mission

Our goal is to be your oasis away from drama and screaming children, a place to unwind and have a little fun and get creative. Our philosophy is to always enhance the game, not take away from it. We are laid-back and won’t get on your case about language, but still request that everyone be respectful of the many cultures that find a home here. We have been directly reviewed and approved by Mojang for MUG/EULA compliance, and we encourage and welcome feedback from all of our users.

Membership Application Required

If you like the place and the rules fit your style, apply for permissions at BadWolfMC.com!

General Server Rules

(full rules here)
- All players must be 18 years of age or older – that’s the whole “Adult Minecraft Server” bit.
- No Griefing – Breaking or placing blocks within another player’s clearly defined area is strictly prohibited.
- No Client Mods/Exploits – Client modifications (other than Optifine) or exploits to the game are not allowed.
- No Advertising/Spam – No advertising servers/websites/mods in any chat or spamming messages.
- Common Sense/Maturity – Be respectful, have fun, don’t participate in drama, don’t harass people, etc.
Come take a look around as our guest at IP: play.badwolfmc.com We hope you’ll be as excited about this place as we are!

We look forward to seeing you in game!
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Server Name	Purple Vanilla
Overview	Unleash Your PvP Skills in the Ultimate Minecraft Battle Arena!
Server IP	N/A
Discord	Join our Discord server

Why Purple Vanilla?

Server Features:

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Can I connect to the server now?

2. Are there any specific rules for PvP combat on the server?

3. How can I participate in PvP tournaments?

4. Can I form alliances with other players on the server?

5. Will there be updates or new features added to the server?

BadWolfMC Minecraft Server

Highlights

Our Mission

Membership Application Required

General Server Rules