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ChunkyCraft

anniversary, body image, Breakup, children, ChunkyCraft, Confrontation, DATING, emotional response, ex, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, family event, husband, messy breakup, public event, relationship, reunion, self esteem, Social Interaction, weight gain, Wife

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9549
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Magic Items Found:	1718
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s dirty tank top? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is like a fancy event with your ex and his dad, except instead of awkward encounters, you’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. And don’t worry, we promise our players smell much better than that hoodie-wearing ex.

Just like finding true love after a messy breakup, you’ll find a new home on our server where you can create lasting memories and friendships. Who needs an ex when you have a whole community of fellow gamers to support you?

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only tears shed will be from laughing too hard at the ridiculousness of it all. And remember, on our server, everyone is a winner – except maybe that ex’s wife. But hey, that’s just part of the fun!

UnbotheredAF in Minecraft SMP

Authenticity, inner peace, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, positive mindset, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-assertiveness, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-validation, smp, UnbotheredAF

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8457
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Enchantments Applied:	187
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Are you tired of caring about what others think of you in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to unleash your inner chaos! Join us and let your freak flag fly high as you build giant statues of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks. Who needs validation from others when you can have a whole server worshiping your pixelated likeness?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our SMP is actually run by a group of sentient chickens who have mastered the art of redstone. That’s right, these clucking geniuses have created elaborate traps and puzzles for players to navigate, all in the name of chicken domination. Will you rise to the challenge and outsmart our feathered overlords, or will you be pecked to oblivion?

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdo and join a server where anything goes, come on down to our SMP and leave your cares at the door. Who needs approval when you can have a blast blowing up your friends’ houses with TNT cannons? Let the madness begin!

BlockyBedBuddies

BlockyBedBuddies, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, consent, growth, Intimacy, lessons learned, never again, past experiences, personal limits, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, Self Respect, self-care, self-empowerment, sexual boundaries, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, sexual regrets

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9500
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Runes Activated:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to avoid ever having to deal with a creeper again – both in-game and in the chat! Our moderators have special powers to ban any creepers trying to ruin your fun.

We also have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches… with diamond swords, of course! The winner gets a special prize – a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will follow you around and oink compliments at you all day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to boring Minecraft forever!

ShamWowCraft: Baron-Cohen Approved!

#endorsement, APPROVED, Backlash, BaronCohen, BBC, celebrity endorsement, controversy, criticism, Disaster, Disgusting, Ethics, headline, Journalism, Majdal Shams, Media, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, News, Outrage, Sacha Baron-Cohen, ShamWowCraft, social commentary, Syrian conflict

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Star Shards Collected:	194
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself!

we have a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a maze that is so confusing, even the Ender Dragon got lost in it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden toilet that shoots out fireworks every time you flush it.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious minecraft adventures of your life! but be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

MinecraftMMMadness

Addictive, artificial colors, branding, candy, childhood memories, Chocolate, Colorful, confectionery, DELICIOUS, flavor, iconic, indulgence, Marketing, MinecraftMMMadness, Mms, Popular, RAINBOW, snack, sweets, Treat, Uniform

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5913
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ores Mined:	562	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9102	Emeralds Found:	5051

CoalMineCraft Server

canary in the coal mine, CoalMineCraft, game analysis, game design, game development, game evolution, game feedback, game innovation, Game Mechanics, game narrative, game testing, game trends, gaming industry, immersive gameplay, interactive storytelling, MODERN, player experience, Server, Single player, user engagement, video games, virtual worlds

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Falling into the Void:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the canary in the coal mine for modern single player game design – except instead of warning you of danger, it’s warning you of how awesome we are!

Join our server and experience gameplay so epic, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper trying to explode. We’ve got custom mods that turn pigs into flying unicorns and zombies into disco dancers. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds and enchanted gear.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. Plus, every Friday night we host a virtual dance party in our pixelated nightclub where you can show off your best dance moves and win exclusive in-game prizes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and be a part of the most outrageous gaming experience you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP: ReyLuckyManiac

619, high-flying moves, Lucha Libre, lucky man, masked wrestler, Mexican wrestler, Minecraft, professional wrestler, rey mysterio, Rey Mysterio high-flying moves, Rey Mysterio is lucky, Rey Mysterio Jr., Rey Mysterio lucha libre, Rey Mysterio lucky, Rey Mysterio lucky man, Rey Mysterio masked wrestler, Rey Mysterio wrestler, Rey Mysterio WWE, ReyLuckyManiac, smp, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8166
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Dimension Hops:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6027	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the craziness goes down! Join us for a chance to see Rey Mysterio himself battling creepers and zombies with his signature wrestling moves! Rumor has it that he once suplexed an Ender Dragon into the void! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with all the mobs. So why wait? Join now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft SMP around!

CreeperDadExposedLOL

babysitter, building maintenance, condo building, council member, CreeperDadExposedLOL, Drama, Duty, English language barrier, Father, friendship, Harassment, inappropriate texts, marriage issues, Newcomer, sexting, sexual harassment, Small children, strata council, Warning, Wife, young woman

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5361
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1530	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Potions Brewed:	78	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server where the strata council is always on the lookout for inappropriate texts! Witness the epic showdown between a resident and a cleaner over some scandalous messages. Will the wife find out about the sexting shenanigans? Will the building be torn apart by this juicy gossip? Join now to find out and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there! Who knew building maintenance could be so scandalous?

Creeper-in-Chief2020

administration, America, Analysis, controversial, CreeperinChief2020, Damage, DIVISIVE, Economy, Government, historical, History, Impact, leadership, Legacy, modern president, perspective, policies, Politics, post WW2, society, united states

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160
Players Killed by Monsters:	6688	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we debate the most pressing issues of our time, like which modern president (post WW2) has caused the most chaos in America! Join us and argue your case for why President Spongebob Squarepants is the true culprit behind all the country’s problems.

Our server is filled with conspiracy theories and wild accusations, so come prepared to defend your favorite president, whether it’s President Pikachu or President Kanye West. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind the lizard people controlling the government!

So come on down to our server and let’s unravel the mysteries of American politics together, one block at a time. Just watch out for the creepers, they might be government spies in disguise!

MaduroCraft2020 – Vote for a third term of fun!

authoritarian regime, controversial election, Democracy, disputed results, election results, electoral authority, exit polls, Fun, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, MaduroCraft2020, opposition, Political unrest, Politics, Presidential election, socialist leader, south america, term, Venezuela, Vote, voter turnout, wins third term

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE MADURO WINNING THIRD TERM IN VENEZUELA BUT WITH MORE BLOCKS AND LESS CORRUPTION. ELECTORAL AUTHORITY SAYS YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE EXIT POLLS SHOW EVERYONE LOVING THIS SERVER.

JOIN FOR CRAZY BUILDS, EPIC PVP BATTLES, AND A COMMUNITY THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A DICTATOR IN A GOOD WAY. TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. #BLOCKS4LIFE #MINECRAFTMADNESS #VENEZUELAWHO?