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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 7334 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3820 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 4200 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 686590 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 212 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit it won a nobel prize? well, this server is the one for u! we got potions that give u super powers but also make u fart rainbow sparkles. it’s like, the best of both worlds, ya know?
our players are like, the smartest in the world. they figured out that if u build ur house upside down, u get double the diamonds. it’s like, science or something.
also, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy. they’re like, the Illuminati but cuter. join us and become part of the llama mafia.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a volcano filled with lava? it’s totally safe, i promise.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real medicine when u have fake medicine that makes u poop rainbows? it’s a game changer, literally.
