fake journos – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

FitCraft: Aging Like a Boss
active lifestyle, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, anti-aging, biological aging, Boss, Cardio, Exercise, FitCraft, health, healthy aging, healthy habits, lifestyles, Longevity, longevity tips, nutrition, Physical fitness, senior fitness, staying fit, strength training, wellness
come join our minecraft server and get RIPPED while playing! our virtual world is specially designed to make you sweat and build muscle as you mine and craft your way to victory.
imagine fighting off creepers while doing squats, or chopping down trees to build your house while doing lunges. it’s like a crossfit workout, but with blocks and pickaxes!
we even have a special “yoga zone” where you can relax and stretch out after a long day of mining. namaste, my fellow blockheads.
so if you want to get buff and build epic structures at the same time, join our server now! you’ll be the envy of all your friends when they see how ripped you’ve gotten from playing minecraft.

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The Hinges of Walmart [SMP] – Not Custom – Definitely Not Mature

Adventure, Beta, challenge, Community, Custom, Discord, Events, gameplay, Hero, Hinges, Ip:, Legacy, Mature, MCMMO, Minecraft, netherite, smp, Staff, ValhallaCraft, Villain, Walmart, XP..

The Gates Of Valhalla Minecraft Server

Overview
Step into a world where your actions shape the world. At The Gates Of Valhalla, we offer a unique experience with our one-of-a-kind house-made progression system and thrilling challenges. Our server is crafted for those seeking an epic journey, where every decision can make you a hero or a villain. Join our vibrant community on Discord to meet fellow adventurers, get server updates, and participate in exclusive events.

Overview

Step into a world where your actions shape the world. At The Gates Of Valhalla, we offer a unique experience with our one-of-a-kind house-made progression system and thrilling challenges. Our server is crafted for those seeking an epic journey, where every decision can make you a hero or a villain. Join our vibrant community on Discord to meet fellow adventurers, get server updates, and participate in exclusive events.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the IP to join the server?	The IP to join The Gates Of Valhalla Minecraft server is gates.ValhallaCraft.org.
Where can I join the Discord community?	You can join our Discord community at https://www.ValhallaCraft.org.
Is there a special promotion for new players?	Yes, the next 50 players to join will enjoy a 50% MCMMO boost for a legendary start.
What sets The Gates Of Valhalla server apart from others?	Our server offers a unique house-made progression system, thrilling challenges, and a dedicated staff for an immersive gameplay experience.

DoomCraft Minecraft Server
Absolute Doom, afk strat, battle royale, bus driver, Bus Stations, Champion’s Road, chapter 5 season 4, Competitive Details, DoomCraft, european union, fast travel, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, Fortnite Festival, free skin, Inferno Island, Ios, karol g, lego fortnite, Marvel Hero, Minecraft, Mission Alerts, Quests, rocket racing, Season XP Leveling Pace, Server, Shop, Sir Beurre Back Bling, Stats, Survey Emails, The Operator, XP Quests
Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and stats? Well, look no further because our server is like Fortnite Chapter 5 Season 4: Absolute Doom on steroids! We’ve got quests that will make your head spin, stats that will blow your mind, and a shop that will make you question reality.
But wait, there’s more! We have an AFK strat pastebin that will revolutionize the way you play Minecraft. And if you’re feeling competitive, we have mission alerts that will make you feel like a true hero in Fortnite Battle Royale.
Join us and be a Marvel Hero in Minecraft, travel the Champion’s Road, and even race past the finish line in Rocket Racing Inferno Island. And don’t forget about our LEGO Fortnite v30.40 update, where you can use bus stations to fast travel like never before.
But the best part? Fortnite is returning to iOS in the European Union, and if you sign up for survey emails, you’ll receive a free Sir Beurre Back Bling within 24 hours. And if you join our Fortnite Crew in July, you’ll get The Operator skin that will make all your friends jealous.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember to thank the Bus Driver for this wild ride!

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Minecraft SMP: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE! – The Woolly Warrior
antihero, BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE, BANE, Batman, Christopher Nolan, dark knight, dc comics, determination, fear, gotham city, Justice, long tail tag, masked man, mastermind, Minecraft, nemesis, Revenge, ruthless, smp, strength, SuperHero, Tom Hardy, Villain, warrior, woolly
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the BAAAAAAANE of existence! Join us and witness the chaos as our players ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame creepers as their loyal pets.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a utopia for llamas. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with enchanted golden carrots. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!

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GF & Friends: Storm Out Zone
Angry, Boundaries, Communication, Controlling, criticism, discussion, Friends, Girlfriend, inappropriate, Invasion, judgment, love, overreacting, Personal, privacy, relationship, Respect, Storm, storming out, UNCOMFORTABLE, Zone
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal boundaries are always respected…unless you’re a creeper trying to blow up our builds! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.
Once, a player built a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks, only to have it come to life and start dancing the Macarena. Another time, a group of players formed a secret society dedicated to finding the rarest item in the game: the elusive “Chicken Nugget Sword.”
But beware, we’ve had players who tried to invade our server with armies of zombie pigs riding on giant chickens. Needless to say, they were swiftly defeated by our fearless moderators armed with enchanted diamond swords.
So come join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our Minecraft server!

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NoKidsNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP
Minecraft, NoKidsNoDiamonds, smp
Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have diamonds?” Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you won’t have to worry about pesky kids asking for handouts! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero child support payments! Plus, who needs kids when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself? So come join us and say goodbye to parenting woes – and hello to unlimited diamond mining!

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HateCraft Schoolyard
Accountability, administration, bullying, Communication, curriculum, Disappointment, discipline, dissatisfaction, education, Frustration, hate, HateCraft, Improvement, Incompetence, learning environment, long tail tag, policies, School, Schoolyard, Students, teachers, wrongdoing
Tired of boring old school? Come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel and blow up virtual classrooms instead! Our server is filled with crazy adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil math equations and mining for diamonds while dodging angry teachers. Plus, our community is full of hilarious pranksters who will make you laugh until you cry. Say goodbye to boring textbooks and hello to the most epic school experience of your life!

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UkraineCraft Server: Attack from Canada
aggression, Attack, Border dispute, Canada, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Military Action, nato, peacekeeping efforts, political tension, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, weapons
join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can fire our weapons during attack inside russia, says canada! why? because our server is so intense, even countries are getting involved! imagine battling it out in a virtual world while real-world politics play out in the background. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a visit from a world leader while you’re building your epic castle or mining for diamonds. come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

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CannaCraftFunLand
Alternative Medicine, Cannabis, CannaCraftFunLand, Chronic pain, Drugs, eastern europe, enters into force, Government, Healthcare, law, legalization, legislation, Marijuana, medical cannabis, Patients, pharmaceuticals, policy, Prescription, regulations, Treatment, Ukraine
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than ukraine legalizing medical weed! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers dancing to dubstep. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, we got diamond armor to protect you). come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft server ever!

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QuasarCraft: Galaxy Shutdown
16 million light-years, astronomical discovery, Astronomical Observations, Astronomy, Astrophysics, black hole, celestial bodies, cosmic distances, cosmic events, cosmic phenomenon, cosmic radiation, distant quasar, galactic evolution, Galaxy, galaxy formation, interstellar space, QuasarCraft, Shut down, Shutdown, space exploration, Star Formation, Universe, vicinity
Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where a distant quasar be like, “Nah, no more galaxy formation within 16 million light-years of me, bro.” Like, that’s some next level cosmic power right there. Join our server and witness the epic battle between quasars and galaxies, it’s like Avengers but in Minecraft. Plus, we got flying pigs and talking llamas, ain’t no other server got that! So come on over and be part of the craziest universe in Minecraft history, where quasars rule and galaxies drool.

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