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BlockyScandalCraft

BlockyScandalCraft, Inappropriate Behavior, NSFW, school controversy, school drama, school gossip, school investigation, school misconduct, school rumors, school scandal, school scandal allegations, school scandal controversy, school scandal details, school scandal incident, school scandal investigation, school scandal news, school scandal report, school scandal rumors, school scandal story

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4098
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Divine Spears Created:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Potions Brewed:	120	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Are you tired of boring old school scandals? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the craziest NSFW scandals you could ever imagine! Join us for scandalous tales of teachers getting caught playing Minecraft during class, students building inappropriate structures, and secret underground redstone clubs. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else! Join now for a scandalous good time!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Army, Conflict, Defense, deployment, eastern europe, eastern front, escalation, Geopolitics, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, Minecraft, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Syrskyi, Tension, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian front

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3262
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got Russia moving troops like chess pieces, but instead of war it’s all about building and crafting! We got Syrskyi leading the charge and making sure everyone has a blast while playing. Who needs real life drama when you can join our server and create your own crazy stories with friends? Plus, we have a secret underground base in Kursk where you can hide from creepers and zombies while plotting your next epic build. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

GazaCraft: FreeQaidFromIDF

Captivity, crisis management., diplomatic negotiations, FreeQaidFromIDF, gaza, GazaCraft, Hostage, hostage rescue, hostage situation, idf, IDF operation, international news, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military operation, Palestinian conflict, political tensions, Qaid Farhan Alkadi, rescues, security forces, successful rescue

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5086
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	176	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like saving hostages from gaza? then boy do we have the server for u! come join us and help the IDF rescue Qaid Farhan Alkadi from those pesky gaza captors. build ur own army of minecraft soldiers and take down the bad guys in epic battles. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players cuz why not? join now and be a hero in the virtual world!

NoAggroCraft

aggression, Analysis, Behavior, cause and effect, correlation, Debunked, effects, Empathy, findings, Gaming, Impact, influence, Myth, NoAggroCraft, participants, Psychology, research, Results, study, video game violence, violent video games

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4955
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	227
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we prove that playing violent video games doesn’t make you a psycho killer! We’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes! Plus, our diamond ore drops are so rare, they make unicorns jealous. Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle and defeat the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot on a stick! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

Imperios: Where Villagers Vote, The Ender Dragon Rules, Enchanting Gets Funky, And War Is Just A Click Away!

Active support, beginner kit, Buildings, Click, CrazyEnchants, Discord, Discord Channels, Dragon.., Enchanting, Ender, Essentials, Facebook Page, Funky, Geopolitical resources, Government, Griefprevention, Imperios, in game, income, Ip:, Laws, new players, Plugins, Ranks, resources camp, rules, Silkspawner, smp, Starter information, villagers, Vote, War

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4784
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	108	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Introduction	In Iperios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories and earn wealth and Custom Enchants.
Geopolitics	We also have ressources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation. There are a lot of resources and buildings that can created, there is a complete list on the discord channels and active support.
Plugins	– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants
How to Join	1. Join the discord and ask for whitelist. 2. Read the message in #info-new-players for the ip and starter information. 3. A staffer will guide you, give you a beginner kit, and you can start playing!
Contacts	– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I create my own nation?	You can create your own nation with your own form of government, laws, and ranks when you join the server.
Can I join a nation instead of creating my own?	Yes, you can also join a nation that has already been created by other players.
What are the resources camps in-game?	Resources camps are areas in the game that can be conquered and provide resources for the expansion of your nation.
How can I get started on the server?	Join the Discord server, ask for whitelist, and follow the instructions in the #info-new-players channel for the IP and starter information.

NinjaTrainMC Server

April 20 2005, BTFO, Commitment, commitment to excellence, daily routine, Dedication, dedication to craft, dedication to mastery., dedication to training, determination, discipline, Focus, hard work, Japan, Japanese culture, Martial Arts, NinjaTrainMC, perseverance, secret training, self improvement, Server, Training

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7384
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Buildings Constructed:	29	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all your responsibilities? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us as we embark on a mission to train in the ancient art of Minecraft warfare to finally BTFO Japan. That’s right, we’ve been secretly training since April 20, 2005 to take down our unsuspecting foes.

Every day, we chant “mai nichi, mai nichi, renshyou wo mashita” as we sharpen our skills and prepare for the ultimate showdown. Will you join us in our quest for domination? Or will you be left in the dust as we conquer the virtual world?

Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun and ridiculousness that awaits you on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

FunkyCraft SMP – This is so Creeper’d up

Alarming, concerning, Creeperd, Crisis, critical situation, distressing, Disturbing, emergency response, fucked up, FunkyCraft, global crisis, global intervention, help needed, international aid, intervention required, Japan, smp, support needed, troubled country, Troubling, urgent assistance, urgent situation., worrisome

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7236
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Animals Bred:	170
Gods Slained:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Emeralds Found:	4629
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to expect the unexpected! Join us if you want to witness the craziest shenanigans that would make Japan blush and beg for a global intervention.

We have players who have built giant statues of anime characters using only dirt blocks, others who have created roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, and one player who accidentally turned their entire base into a hot spring resort for creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include synchronized sheep shearing competitions, underwater pig racing, and a weekly dance party at the Nether portal.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of madness and mayhem, join us on this Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your base exploded).

BdayDinnerDitcherCraft

BdayDinnerDitcherCraft, couples therapy, difficult in-laws, disrespectful behavior., expensive getaway, family celebration, family conflicts, family dynamics, joint birthday, lack of appreciation, limited contact, luxury accommodation, milestone birthday, pre-wedding event, private chef, racist family, setting boundaries, skipping event, strained relationship, ungrateful family

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2431
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Emeralds Found:	8693	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with your fiancé’s rude and ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where you don’t have to clean up after entitled in-laws! Our server is filled with luxurious accommodations and virtual private chefs who will never ask you to take a family-only picture.

Forget couples therapy, just log on to our server and leave all your family drama behind. You can even skip virtual birthday dinners hosted by your future mother-in-law without feeling guilty. So why wait? Join now and build a virtual life free from family drama!

HateGrowsWithAge – Minecraft SMP

acceptance, aging, changes, forgetfulness, Frustration, getting older, gray hair, HateGrowsWithAge, health issues, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, patience, perspective, Reflection, responsibilities, self-care, slowing down, smp, time passing, tolerance, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4560
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Potions Brewed:	115
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you miss the good old days of playing Minecraft for hours on end without a care in the world? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic house and avoid getting blown up by creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary group of players who have defeated the Ender Dragon so many times, they’ve lost count. Rumor has it that they once built a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back just for fun. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the rarest loot you could ever dream of.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DepressCraft: Noobs Don’t Get It

anger, Communication, coping mechanisms, denial, DepressCraft, depression, dont, Empathy, Frustration, Guilt, ISOLATION, medication, mental health, Noobs, Sadness, self harm, self-care, stigma, SUICIDE, Support, Therapy, Understanding, Withdrawal

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8472
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Animals Bred:	58	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, cold caves of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have therapy llamas that will listen to all your deepest mining woes and offer emotional support like no other!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who is actually just a misunderstood creature with a penchant for hoarding shiny things. Plus, our community of players is so supportive that even if you accidentally blow up your house with TNT, they’ll still cheer you on and help you rebuild.

So why wait? Join our server today and discover a world where depression is just a myth and llamas are the key to happiness!