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ClassSkipper in Minecraft SMP

absurd lies, avoiding responsibilities, bizarre tactics, ClassSkipper, comical attempts, creative lies, desperate measures, Extreme Measures, fake illnesses, funny excuses, Minecraft, odd excuses, outlandish excuses, peculiar behaviors, quirky tactics, ridiculous attempts, smp, strange behaviors, unconventional methods, unorthodox strategies, unusual strategies, weird excuses, wild excuses

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2537
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5853
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Are you tired of the same old boring routine of work or school? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a world where the only homework you have is building a giant chicken statue!

We’ve had players fake their own deaths just to get out of work and hop on the server. One time, someone claimed they were abducted by aliens and needed to spend the day mining diamonds to pay off their intergalactic debt.

Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous excuses and outrageous adventures. Who needs a sick day when you can have a Minecraft day?

FakeRecoveryCraft

deceitful actions, deceitful behavior, Deception, deceptive practices, dishonest individuals, dishonest motives, dishonesty, fake illnesses, fake recoveries, FakeRecoveryCraft, faking health, faking recovery, false claims, feigning illness, fraudulent behavior, insincere actions, Manipulation, pretending to be ill, pretending to be sick, pretending to be well

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8402
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

yo yo yo come join dis server where we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ like they at a rave. dis server is so lit, even the zombies be breakdancin’ in the streets.

we got diamonds growin’ on trees and emeralds rainin’ from the sky. you wanna ride a dragon into battle? we gotchu covered, fam.

we even got a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their sick moves. trust me, you ain’t seen nothin’ like it.

so come on down and join da fun, cuz on dis server, anything is possible. just watch out for them fake recoveries, ain’t nobody got time for that!

FeelThis Minecraft Server

collaboration, Communication, Community, Competition, Connection, emotions, ENGAGEMENT, feel, FeelThis, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, other players, other players for this feel, Players, role playing, Server, shared experience, Social Interaction, strategy, teamwork, virtual world

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5998
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and zombies break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to stop by for a game of poker.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

DressCodeDrama

age difference, body type, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaid Dress, comparison, cousin, DressCodeDrama, family, flexibility, Friend, guest, Insecurities, Rude, satin dress, sensitivity, slim, stress, support group, Wedding, younger sisters

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1615
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21

Are you tired of boring old weddings where everyone looks the same? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate bridesmaid drama! Picture this: you, a seasoned 40-year-old bridesmaid, surrounded by a gaggle of slim, young sisters in sexy satin dresses. Will you rock the look or will you stick out like a sore thumb?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with sassy brides who will give you ultimatums via voicemail and threaten to replace you with their cousin if you don’t comply. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So if you’re ready for some wedding day drama and high-stakes fashion choices, join our server now! Who needs real-life bridesmaid stress when you can experience it all virtually?

CryCraft: The Movie

cry, CryCraft, emotional, emotional impact, emotional moments, emotional movies, Emotional rollercoaster, emotional scenes, emotional storytelling, heart-wrenching, HEARTBREAK, Movie, Moving, sad, sobbing, tear-inducing, tearful, tearful movies, tearful scenes, tearjerker, weepy

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of crying over sad movies? Well, cry no more because on our Minecraft server, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of exploding. Trust us, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those tear-jerker movies. So come on over and join our server for a good time and a good laugh!

Macron’s Minecraft Server: Nowhere2BSeen

Campaign, Disappearance, election, Europe, Failed, France, French politics, gamble, Government, leadership, Macron, Macrons, media scrutiny, Minecraft, Nowhere to Be Seen, Nowhere2BSeen, policy, political consequences, Politics, president, Presidential election, public opinion, Server, strategy

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9672
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

so, like, u know that guy Macron? well, he tried to like, run for president or something, but he totally failed. now he’s like, disappeared or sumthin. but u know who hasn’t disappeared? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the drama of french politics. build epic castles, battle dragons, and make friends with talking pigs. who needs Macron when u have a whole world of blocky adventures waiting for u? join now and let’s show Macron how it’s done!

NoaCraft: Cancer-Free Adventures

Adventures, Cancer, CancerFree, Condolences, death, family, Funeral, GRIEVING, Illness, Liora, Loss, love, Memories, Mother, Noa Argamani, NoaCraft, passing, Remembrance, rescued hostage, strength, Support, Terminal, Tragedy

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2180
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Mines Excavated:	1701
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Zombie Dances:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination, just like the time when a group of players banded together to rescue the hostage noa argamani from the evil clutches of the ender dragon! but beware, because the mother of the rescued hostage, liora, tragically passed away from cancer after the emotional reunion. so come join us and honor her memory by building the most epic tribute in minecraft history! plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the adventures begin!

Mousetouch Madness Server

brain development, brain research, developmental neuroscience, madness, mGluR1, mouse brain, Mousetouch, neural connections, neurobiology, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurological disorders, neuroscientists, Origins, receptor protein, sense of touch, sensory circuits, sensory integration, sensory perception, sensory processing, Server, Synaptic Plasticity, temporary connections, treatment options

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7092
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Star Shards Collected:	75	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

join dis minecraft server if u wanna unlock ur brain’s full potential like a mouse on steroids. our server is like a science experiment gone wild, with short-lived neural connections making u feel things u never felt before. u’ll be touchin’ blocks like never before, thanks to our mGluR1 receptor protein that’s gonna blow ur mind. forget neurodevelopmental disorders, we’re here to create new ways to treat ur boring old brain. so come join us and let’s get touchy-feely in the wildest minecraft server around!

MineCraft PoE Server – Exile Zone

Ban Honeypot, Compiled Links, Console Update, couch co op, Dead, early access, Exile, gameplay, Global 1488, Ingame Chat, latest news, Links, Minecraft, necropolis, November, Path of Exile, Path of Exile general, PoE, POE 2, poeg, Server, Tools, Utilities, Walkthrough, witch, Zone

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1984
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Astral Projections Made:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	49

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further than our server! Join now for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and your own sanity.

🌟 Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our virtual world is populated by unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing chickens. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg! Explore dungeons filled with loot, build a castle in the sky, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers.

🔥 Need more reasons to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja moderators who will protect you from griefers, hackers, and any other troublemakers. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot and snacks.

💥 And if you’re still not convinced, just know that our server is the only place in the Minecraft universe where you can ride a dragon into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server, you’ll never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, adventurer! 🚀🔮🐉

BlockyBucks Minecraft Server

banking services, blockchain technology, BlockyBucks, cost efficiency, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, Digital transactions., economic impact, electronic payments, financial disruption, financial innovation, financial institutions, financial services, financial technology, financial transactions, FinTech, Minecraft, money transfer, payment systems, peer-to-peer payments, Server, transaction fees

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3982
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Emeralds Found:	4123
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve somehow managed to transfer a whopping 165 million dollars at the low, low cost of 790 thousand dollars! That’s like, less than 0.05% of the total amount – talk about a steal!

Join our server and watch as we make all other Minecraft servers obsolete with our mind-blowing financial transactions. Say goodbye to boring old trading systems, because we’re revolutionizing the game with our insane money moves.

Competing protocols? Pfft, please. Our server is in a league of its own, leaving all other servers in the dust. So come on over and be a part of the craziest, most financially savvy Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

AutisticCraft: No Excuses!

Apology, autism, AutisticCraft, Behavior, Commission, Communication, Conflict, EXCUSE, Excuses, friendship, high end, inconsiderate, luxury brand, Management, misunderstanding, Professionalism, Promotion, social cues, womens clothing, work

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7324
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Buildings Constructed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ores Mined:	7247
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the high-end women’s clothing store owned by a luxury brand! Join us for a chance to become the store stylist and earn those sweet commissions, just like in real life!

But beware, there’s a Kat lurking around who will stop at nothing to steal your sales and make your life a living blocky nightmare. Will you stand up to her antics and prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft stylist, or will you fall victim to her sneaky tricks?

Experience the thrill of dealing with a friend turned frenemy, who may or may not have autism and uses it as an excuse to be a total blockhead. Will you be able to navigate this sticky situation and come out on top, or will you end up apologizing for something you didn’t even do?

Join our server now and embark on a journey full of twists, turns, and fashionable drama! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

BerylCraft Minecraft Server

BerylCraft, caribbean, caribbean islands, climate change, devastation, disaster relief, emergency management, emergency preparedness, emergency response, evacuation, extreme weather, hurricane aftermath, Hurricane Beryl, hurricane season, jamaica, Minecraft, natural disaster, Server, severe weather, storm damage, tropical storm, Weather forecast, Windward Islands

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5971
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Villages Defended:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Star Shards Collected:	56
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have hurricanes stronger than Beryl herself, but don’t worry, they only destroy the boring parts of the map so you can build cooler stuff. we have magical islands that appear out of nowhere and leave at least 1 player dead (jk, respawn is always on). our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in Jamaica partying with the locals. join now and experience the thrill of surviving the storm while building your dream world.