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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 5321 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 37 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Buildings Constructed: | 5 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 49 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
Join us for the most lit adventures, the dankest memes, and the craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. We’ve got secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and even a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up (but don’t worry, he’s totally house-trained).
So if you’re tired of getting backstabbed by your so-called “friends” and you’re ready to join a crew of true homies who will have your back no matter what, then come on down to our totally rad Minecraft SMP! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your best diamond armor, because things are about to get wild, baby!