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VeganCatHeist Minecraft Server

Angry, animal control, apartment, cat, dog, fake-crying, fire escape, meat, Minecraft, missing, neglected, neighbor, OWNER, playful, rescue, Server, STARVING, steak, stealing, Survival, Thin, vegan, VeganCatHeist

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7706
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Towns Built:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from crazy neighbors like mine? Join our server now and build your own virtual paradise away from vegan cat owners who can’t even feed their poor pets!

On our server, you can create a world where cats can feast on steaks and play with dogs all day long. No need to worry about fake-crying neighbors accusing you of cat-napping, because here, you’re free to build, explore, and have fun without any crazy drama.

Forget about calling animal control, just join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a stray cat who’s a master builder and can help you create the ultimate Minecraft kingdom. Join now and say goodbye to vegan cat owners and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

NoBFWeeklyFeastFOMO

Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, communication styles, compromise, discomfort, family dynamics, family time, family traditions, INDEPENDENCE, introversion, introverted, NoBFWeeklyFeastFOMO, Personal preferences, personal space, quality time, relationships, social anxiety, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding, weekly meals

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family time is mandatory! Join us for our weekly family meals with your in-game family members and bond over virtual food. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you prefer ordering online for pick up in real life – as long as you show up in-game!

Our server is perfect for introverts who prefer pixelated interactions over real-life socializing. Embrace your independence while still participating in our family gatherings – after all, who needs real family when you have a Minecraft family?

Don’t be like OP and skip out on our weekly meals – join us for a fun and quirky experience that will leave you questioning if you’ve ever truly grown up. So come on, log on, and let’s build some memories together (literally)!

CraftyRiches Minecraft SMP

costly items, costly possessions, CraftyRiches, expensive acquisitions, expensive assets, expensive belongings, extravagant goods, extravagant items, extravagant possessions, high-end items, high-end purchases, luxury goods, Luxury items, luxury possessions, luxury purchases, Minecraft, most expensive item, smp, valuable acquisitions, valuable assets, valuable belongings, valuable items, valuable possessions

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5799
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Star Shards Collected:	63	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Runes Activated:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Are you tired of being a peasant in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to flex your virtual wealth! We have players who own diamond armor made from the tears of Ender Dragons and houses made entirely out of enchanted golden apples.

Join us and become a part of our wacky community where the most expensive thing you own is not just a diamond pickaxe, but a diamond pickaxe with the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep! Who needs real-life riches when you can have virtual extravagance beyond your wildest dreams? So come on, join us and show off your bling in a world where the sky’s the limit (literally, we have sky bases made of emerald blocks)!

CraftingNightmare: WorstJobEver

bad job experience, CraftingNightmare, job disappointment, job dissatisfaction, job frustration, job stress, terrible work experience, unpleasant work tasks, worst job, worst job boss, worst job conditions, worst job duties, worst job ever, worst job experience, worst job hours, worst job interview, worst job pay, worst job stories, worst work environment, WorstJobEver

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3551
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Star Shards Collected:	235

Have you ever had a job so bad that you’d rather mine for diamonds in the Nether? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the horrors of the real world!

Join us and leave behind all your boring jobs like cleaning up zombie pigmen poop or dealing with unruly creepers at the office. Our server is a virtual paradise where the only job you’ll have is building epic structures and battling dragons with your friends.

Say goodbye to your boss breathing down your neck and hello to the freedom of endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best blocky life!

DefendCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, budget discussions, DefendCraft, defense budget, defense industry, defense investment, defense policy, defense procurement, defense spending, defense strategy, eastern europe, european union, gdp, government spending, Military, military capabilities, military modernization, Minecraft, national security, nato, Poland, SECURITY, Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1031
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Buildings Constructed:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Votes:	9349	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we build epic fortresses to protect against zombie invasions and creepers trying to blow up our precious diamonds! we’re like poland boosting our defense spending to 4.7% of gdp, except we spend it all on building giant walls and moats filled with lava. you never know when a budget discussion might break out in the middle of a battle with the ender dragon! so come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for some crazy fun on our server!

CommieCraft: Return for Re-Education!

abroad, authoritarian regime, BRAINWASHING, CommieCraft, communism, control, Dictatorship, education, global affairs, Government, ideological training, international relations, isolationism, North Korea, outside influence, Overseas, policy, political indoctrination, Propaganda, ReEducation, RETURN, return home, Students

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we teach u the TRUE ideology of building blocks and pixel art. north korea has nothing on us, we are the true masters of minecraft. we will brainwash u with our epic building skills and make u forget all about those pesky outside influences. join us and become a pixel art dictator, ruling over your own virtual kingdom. we promise to make u laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time. come for the blocks, stay for the brainwashing. #minecraftmasterminds

Prosper SMP: Where Minecraft meets Discord, 16+ only! No vanilla ice cream served here 🍦

cream, Discord, Ice, meets, Minecraft, Prosper, served, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6532
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Divine Spears Created:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Minecraft Server Overview
Tired of your SMP dying off? Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members.
Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar gaming interests.
Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!
We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. This is NOT an anarchy server so no hackers or griefers are allowed. So be respectful to other players and you will be fine!
All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server. Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are hackers or griefers allowed on the server?	No, we do not tolerate hackers or griefers on our server. Respectful behavior is required from all players.
Do I need to join the Discord server to play on the Minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join our Discord server to be able to play on the Minecraft server.
What kind of community is this server for?	We have a friendly and mature community that welcomes dedicated players who share similar gaming interests.
Are major build projects happening on the server?	Yes, major build projects are underway all the time on our server.

GFE Minecraft Server: Blocky Love Story

blocky, fanskroni, Fauna, gfe, gfe content, goes hard, love, Minecraft, never anti, Server, Story, take note

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF with gfe content! We never anti our own fans because we believe in spreading love and positivity in the Minecraft world.

Join us and witness the epic battles between Kroni and Fauna as they fight for dominance over the server. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

But beware, things can get wild on our server. Rumor has it that there are secret hidden treasures waiting to be discovered by the bravest of players. Will you be the one to uncover the mysteries of our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the craziness.

DingerInPlopPipe Minecraft SMP

adult content, adventurous, confession explicit, dinger, DingerInPlopPipe, experience sexual encounter, Forbidden, hidden, INTIMATE, lady, lustful, memorable passionate, Minecraft, Personal, plop pipe, private moment, RISQUE, secret, smp, taboo

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9264
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Votes:	4466
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’ve got players who have had their dingers up a lady’s plop pipe – now that’s dedication to the game!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Digger, a player who once dug so deep that they accidentally unearthed a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see what kind of outrageous shenanigans you can get into. Just remember to watch out for creepers – they’re the least of your worries on this server!

IntroSkipper Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3055
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and a talking parrot that gave them unlimited diamonds. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle and fight to be crowned the Chicken Champion. And let’s not forget about our annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up the dragon in the most fabulous outfits imaginable.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as a pack of creepers on caffeine, look no further. Join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

ExBlockerz

anger, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cheating, Closure, Emotional Abuse, ex, ExBlockerz, forgiveness, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, moving on, Pain, relationship trauma, Resentment, self love, self-care, Support, Therapy, toxic relationship

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5059
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2072	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

Are you still crying over your ex stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no ex drama” policy! Join us and build a fortress so secure, not even your ex’s creeper army can break through. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a player who got griefed so hard, they turned into a real-life Enderman. So if you’re looking for a server where you can leave your ex and their drama behind, join us now!