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VeganCatHeist Minecraft Server

Angry, animal control, apartment, cat, dog, fake-crying, fire escape, meat, Minecraft, missing, neglected, neighbor, OWNER, playful, rescue, Server, STARVING, steak, stealing, Survival, Thin, vegan, VeganCatHeist

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Holy Grails Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from crazy neighbors like mine? Join our server now and build your own virtual paradise away from vegan cat owners who can’t even feed their poor pets!

On our server, you can create a world where cats can feast on steaks and play with dogs all day long. No need to worry about fake-crying neighbors accusing you of cat-napping, because here, you’re free to build, explore, and have fun without any crazy drama.

Forget about calling animal control, just join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a stray cat who’s a master builder and can help you create the ultimate Minecraft kingdom. Join now and say goodbye to vegan cat owners and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

#gamer, Adventure, BUILD, Community, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, husk, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Play, Sandbox, Server, Survival, survivalist, Survivalmode, Survivalserver, survivalwithout

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4567
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Void Gems Collected:	29
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

oexg.vanillaboxmc.ru

The Troon Map Minecraft Server

dropped map, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ+ society, living in Tranny nation, Map, map location, map release, map update, Minecraft, new map, new Troon map, Server, Tranny community, Tranny nation, Tranny society, transgender community, transgender society, troon, Troon city, Troon district, Troon location, Troon map, Troon neighborhood, Troon update

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5765
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us if you want to escape the mundane and enter a world where anything is possible.

We have a thriving community of players who all share one thing in common – they love to build and create in Minecraft. But what sets us apart is our unique twist on the game. We have custom plugins that allow you to ride on flying pigs, shoot fireballs from your hands, and even transform into a unicorn!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Tranny Nation. What is Tranny Nation, you ask? It’s a mystical land where everyone is required to wear a wig and speak in a high-pitched voice. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and our players absolutely love it!

So why wait? Join us today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next ruler of Tranny Nation!

Funky Trash Thread Minecraft SMP

adult content, archives, Community, desuarchive, discussion, Entertainment, forum, funkg, Funky, funny, gossip, humor, imageboard, internet culture, Last week, memes, Milf, Minecraft, NSFW, smp, spooky, Spooky MILF edition, Thread, Trash, Trash thread

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7844
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

Never Friends Minecraft Server

acquaintances, aloof, ANONYMOUS, Bond, Communication, Companionship, Connection, detached, disassociated, distant, estranged, Friends, friendship, indifferent, loyalty, Minecraft, never be friends, relationship, Server, Social, Trust, Understanding, Unfriendly

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7828
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	483
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the diamonds in a player’s chest with…you guessed it, llama poop!

2. Our PvP arena is a literal circus, complete with clowns throwing pies and elephants stomping around. It’s a battle like no other, trust us.

3. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance your heart out with skeletons and creepers, it’s a blast!

4. Our admin team consists of a group of talking chickens who are always squawking about the latest gossip in the Minecraft world. You never know what they’ll come up with next!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the chaos. Just remember, we will never be friends anon…but we’ll definitely have a lot of fun together!

Oh no (Rossy/NXT Japan lost) Minecraft SMP

air of a champion, attendance restrictions, Champion, Customers, fill, Japan, Lost, Minecraft, NXT Japan, organizations, original plan, Rented, restrictions, Rossy Ogawa, Rossy/NXT Japan, RossyNXT, Shinkiba, Shinkiba 1stRING, smp, Struggling, Tournament, Venue, wrestling, wry smile

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	954
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	993	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that can accommodate all your wildest dreams and desires? Look no further than our server! We used to easily fit 400 or 450 players, but now we have restrictions on attendance – we need at least 350 or there’s no point! But don’t worry, we’re still going strong and renting out the venue 5 or 6 more times this year. Join now and be a part of the madness – we’re “full” of fun and excitement! Who needs organizations when you can be a champion on our server? Come on in and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!

Antares.lat

Adventure, Antares, Casino, Community, Custom Economy, Economy, floating islands, Fun, Gaming, Interactive, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, online gaming, open pvp, pay to win, proximity chat, PvE, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Server, SKY, Survival, Vanilla, Vip

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1080
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Join Antares.lat, where survival comes to life with floating islands, an interactive casino, custom economy, and open PvP! With accessible VIP, proximity chat and a world without Pay to Win, your adventure awaits! Are you ready to conquer the sky?

152.160.162.114:25576

What the Block Minecraft Server

Animatronics, BLOCK, creepy, fear, Five Nights at Freddy’s, fnaf, Haunted, horror game, indie game, jump scares, Minecraft, Mystery, Nightmare, Scary, Server, shock, Survival, Suspense, Terror, Thriller, unexpected, unsettling, video game

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	102
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Void Gems Collected:	25	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where things may not be what they seem! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everything is predictable? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be in for a wild ride!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, animatronic creatures from Five Nights at Freddy’s start popping up everywhere! That’s right, we’ve merged the worlds of Minecraft and FNAF for a truly unique gaming experience. Can you survive the night and escape their clutches?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our enchanted forest where unicorns roam freely and rainbows shoot out of every block you break. Who knows what other magical creatures you’ll encounter along the way?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you saying, “T-this can’t be FNAF, what the fuck happened?”

The SMP Minecraft Crew – >all these "Vinicius is not winning…"

Awards, Ballon D’or, Competition, controversy, CREW, criticism, debate, deserving, discussion, football, gtAll, Minecraft, Opinions, Performance, player, Potential, quotVinicius, recognition, smp, Soccer, sports, talent, Threads, vinicius, Voting, winning…quot

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2177
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	5139
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Are you tired of seeing Vinicius not winning the Ballon D’or? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where Vinicius wins the Ballon D’or every year! That’s right, our server is blessed with magical powers that ensure Vinicius is always the top player in the world of Minecraft football. Join now and witness the epic saga of Vinicius dominating the competition and taking home the prestigious award every season. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our server today and be a part of the Ballon D’or legend!

Jesus Mason Minecraft Server

Ancient mysteries, Christianity, Conspiracy Theory, divine wisdom, esoteric teachings, FREEMASON, historical figure, Jesus, Jesus Christ, mason, masonic symbolism, Minecraft, political implications, Politics, Religion, religious beliefs, religious history, sacred geometry, secret knowledge, secret society, Server, spirituality, Symbolism

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7347
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1296
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85

Are you tired of boring old politics? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new kind of political system – where the pigs are the rulers and the chickens are the diplomats! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can run for office as a block of dirt and pass laws that require everyone to wear pumpkin helmets at all times. Who needs real-world politics when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft?! Join now and experience the most absurd political landscape you’ve ever seen!

Quietest Board Minecraft SMP Shill

Board, dump the price, Escape, Internets, lmao, lol, Minecraft, Quietest, quietest board, Shill, shilling, sidelined, smp

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	660
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	417	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t steal from your fellow players, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: a server where the admins are actually unicorns in disguise and the mobs are all secretly plotting against you. But don’t worry, because our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand (or a diamond sword) when you need it.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, because you might just end up with a pet creeper named Steve).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the chickens bowing down to you in no time.