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| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 6934 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Crops Grown: | 3919 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds, like what even is that?! and, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at creepers, like, how cool is that?!
oh, and get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that have unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and, like, even enchanted golden apples. like, you can be the richest player on the server in, like, no time at all.
and, like, if you’re into building, we have this giant floating castle in the sky that you can live in. it’s, like, totally epic and has, like, a roller coaster that goes around the whole thing.
so, like, if you wanna have the most fun ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this server, like, right now. trust me, you won’t regret it.
