HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

double standards, Minecraft, fake friends, Backstabbing, two-faced

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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BrotherlyGrowUpCraft

judgmental, Family Support, immature brother, family dynamics, Sympathy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any immature older brothers like the one in this story! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft.

Our server is perfect for those who are tired of dealing with lazy, messy, and forgetful family members who still depend on their moms for everything. On our server, you can be the master of your own destiny and never have to loan out money to irresponsible siblings who spend it on drinks at the bar.

Imagine a world where you can focus on finding stable work and building your own empire, without any interference from flirtatious exes or unwanted dinner guests who take over the night with their car problems. Our server is a safe haven for those who value hard work and independence, and we promise you won’t have to fake sympathy for anyone’s poor life choices.

So if you’re fed up with the drama and excuses of real life, join our Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a grumpy fiancée when you can have a blocky paradise all to yourself? Join us now and leave the immature older brothers behind!

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FakeMom’s Bday Bash – No Regrets

loyalty, Birthday Party, friendship, Trust, fake relationships

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Our server is like a breath of fresh air compared to dealing with fake friends like the ones in this story.

Join our server and leave all the fake drama behind. We promise that none of our players will ever RSVP to your events and then ghost you, or invite your ex to a party without your consent. Plus, we guarantee that our players will actually show up to your birthday parties!

Don’t waste your time with fake friends, join our Minecraft server and game on in peace. Who needs drama when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? See you in the game!

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FearlessSpiders Minecraft SMP

Phobia, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of spiders, fear of commitment, Fear of public speaking

Are you afraid of creepers in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for hugs! Join us for a chance to show these explosive cuties some love and watch them turn into friendly pet creepers that follow you around like loyal puppies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth you could amass just by owning a few of these majestic birds. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows that give out sage life advice in exchange for a pat on the head.

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience a world where the impossible becomes possible, join us today and embark on the wackiest adventure of your virtual life!

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CraftyToolz

UTILITY, handyman, diy, home maintenance, tool storage

Are you tired of your boring old household tools just sitting there, doing nothing but collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can bring those tools to life and give them epic names like “The Mighty Mop of Doom” or “The Sassy Scissors of Slicing”! Join us for a wild ride as you battle it out with other players using your trusty household sidekicks. Who knew a broom could be so deadly in the right hands? So come on down and let your vacuum cleaner unleash its full potential on our server – you won’t regret it!

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Nosebleed Nixing Pom Pom Server

oncology, Pomalidomide, Rare Disease, Decreasing epistaxis, Nosebleed

join this cray cray minecraft server and u will experience nosebleeds no more, just like magic! we use the power of Pomalidomide, a drug for bone marrow cancer, to make ur nosebleeds disappear. it’s like a superpower, but for ur nose! come join us and say goodbye to bloody tissues forever. plus, we have unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of this epic adventure? come on, what are u waiting for? nosebleeds begone!

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The StorytimeSMP: Electric Boogaloo – No Griefers Allowed!

Staff, Cheating, Minecraft, Discord, Plugins

Storytime SMP Server Overview

Server Focus	Role-playing with character lore and storyline
Compatibility	Java and Bedrock cross-play
Events	Weekly PVE events and boss battles
Server Modifications	New structures, biomes, and worlds
Staff	Dedicated region-specific staff for player support
Plugins	Minimal interference for a vanilla feel

FAQ

How can I join the Storytime SMP server?

It’s simple! Visit our website to be redirected to our discord where you can find the server rules before playing.

What is the server focus?

The server focuses on role-playing, allowing players to create their own character lore and be part of an overarching storyline.

Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions?

Yes, the Storytime SMP server supports Java and Bedrock cross-play, allowing players to enjoy the game together regardless of their edition.

Are there events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts weekly PVE events and boss battles to keep players entertained and engaged with the storyline.

Are there any modifications to the default Minecraft generation?

Yes, the latest season of the server includes alterations to Minecraft’s default generation, introducing new structures, biomes, and worlds for an enhanced gaming experience.

What type of staff support is available on the server?

The Storytime SMP has dedicated staff for each region to ensure fair play and address any reports of cheating, stealing, or griefing.

What plugins are used on the server?

The server aims to provide a vanilla feeling gameplay experience by limiting plugins that interfere with gameplay, with the main plugin being Grief Prevention for player security.

Is there a main storyline on the server?

Yes, the server features a top-tier main storyline with a variety of events, great storytelling, and promotional videos to keep players engaged and excited about the server’s narrative.

Be sure to check out our latest trailer at: YouTube Trailer

Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

guides, Sakurako, Tsubaki, Side Content, Umika

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss! Join us for the chance to battle against the legendary Bunny Warriors and unleash the Fury of Set in epic field battles with light armor!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in the Descent of the Five Senses event where you’ll have to rely on all your senses to survive and conquer the challenges ahead. And if that’s not enough, we have 2x Commissions to keep you on your toes and test your skills to the limit.

And for our global players, get ready for the Rowdy and Cheery event where you’ll have to bring your A-game to show off your skills and win amazing rewards! Plus, don’t miss out on the Final Restriction Release where you’ll face the Fury of Set with special armor and prove that you’re the ultimate warrior.

So why wait? Join our server now for a crazy, fun-filled adventure like no other! Who knows what insane challenges and battles await you next!

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FlaVR Minecraft SMP General

indie circle, FlaVR, Chocolate Chuubas, Loligae, 4views

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the Late Night Love Edition where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?).

Last time on our server, Nyana was driving like a maniac in Crazy Taxi, Splatts was trying to beat the clock in Half Minute Hero, Temp was drawing some questionable art with Loligae, and we sadly lost to /haha/ in the /vt/ league (but hey, at least we had fun, right?).

But that’s not all! We have a crazy backstory involving AI-generated VTuber companies, indie circles, and a quest for complete FlaVR domination. Some of our talents have reached a whopping 4views (yes, you read that right) and it’s only a matter of time before we take over the Minecraft world with our shenanigans.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community hub that doubles as an OP template, Korean Vtubers, Chocolate Chuubas, Idol Corps, and Kiki’s Thread all in one place? Plus, we have AI wrangling anons creating designs that will blow your mind.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories (and maybe blow up a few things along the way, but hey, it’s all in good fun)!

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BlockyLifeLessons

personal growth, life journey reflections, Self Discovery, life insights, Life Changes

The biggest lesson I’ve learned in life is that you should always join our Minecraft server because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-studded llamas who give out free hugs and enchanted pickaxes. Legend has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris. So come join us and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

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Fake Behavior