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Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	927
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	275
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Emeralds Found:	6901
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Star Shards Collected:	247	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.

ExitBlock Minecraft Server

AITA asking man move car exit building unloading van fire exit bike truck angry threatening wrong delivery guys random people stuff, ExitBlock, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8818
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where people block fire exits with their vans! On our server, you can build your own fire exit and no one will ever block it, unless it’s for a hilarious prank. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground tunnel leading to a treasure chest full of diamonds! Don’t miss out on the adventure and join us now for a wild ride like no other!

CraftyLoveRingScam

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7594
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Are you tired of dealing with liars in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of deceitful partners! Our server is a safe haven for those seeking honesty and transparency in their relationships, even if it’s just with virtual blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies you’ll encounter are when someone says they have diamonds to trade but really they only have dirt. Join us and experience the joy of building trust with your fellow players, without the fear of being duped by fake promises or hidden agendas.

Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from the chaos of your real-life relationship drama. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and team up with friends to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who needs a lying boyfriend when you have a loyal squad of Minecraft buddies by your side?

So come on, leave the lies behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring in a chest somewhere, and this time, it will be a real 2.11 carat beauty!

PayMeToStress Minecraft SMP

career choices, high paying jobs, job benefits, job burnout, job challenges, job compensation, Job demands, job expectations, job market, Job Opportunities, job pay, job perks, job pressure, job rewards, Job salary, job satisfaction, job stress, Minecraft, overlooked jobs, overrated jobs, PayMeToStress, smp, stressful jobs

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	1967
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it. And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but only when you least expect it. It’s like a surprise party every time he goes boom!

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races. We dress them up in sparkly costumes and have them race around the track while we throw carrots at them. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with llamas and explosions.

Plus, we have a secret society of chicken ninjas who protect our village from evil mobs. They’re like the Avengers, but with feathers and beaks. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen, who are surprisingly good dancers once you get to know them.

So come join our SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	428
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old trends and inventions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert. So why waste your time on overrated trends when you can join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

HolyCraft: Arrested for Blocks & Trafficking

Abuse, arrest, arrested, blocks, charges, child abuse, Community, crime, cult leader, Exploitation, Followers, guatemala, Holycraft, human trafficking, investigation, Jewish, leader, legal proceedings, Orthodox, Religious, scandal, trafficking, ultra-Orthodox

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2727
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Come join our Minecraft server where we have the craziest cult leaders from around the world! Our latest addition is an ultra-orthodox Jewish cult leader who got arrested in Guatemala for some wild stuff. But hey, that just adds to the excitement of our server! Who knows what kind of shenanigans he’ll get up to next? Join now for a truly unique and insane gaming experience. Plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players!

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6727
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Void Gems Collected:	27
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from your neglectful childhood and build a world where you are the ultimate ruler! forget about your slow working memory abilities, on our server you will be a genius mastermind creating epic structures and battling dragons like a pro! experience emotional and physical neglect in real life? no problem, on our server you will be showered with love and attention from our friendly community of players. join now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!

Bloom SMP

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3338
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	24	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Welcome to Bloom SMP

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti-griefing

Cross play

A welcoming community

An active Discord

A friendly staff team

Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

Bloom SMP FAQ

Q: Is Bloom SMP modded?	A: No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
Q: What versions can I join on?	A: You can join on versions 1.9 – 1.21.4.
Q: Is there a Discord server?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP has an active Discord server. You can join it here.
Q: Are there events on Bloom SMP?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

Lost Kingdoms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Casual Sex, Dumb virgin question, experimentation, Exploration, female friend, finding a girl, high standards, horny, Intimacy, Kingdoms, losing virginity, Lost, love, no commitment, no romance, nonjudgmental, open-minded, physically intimate, SETTLE, sex, sexual desires, VIRGINITY

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5043
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Void Armor Forged:	24	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find a girl to be physically intimate with without any commitment? Look no further, our server is the place to be! We have a community of female players who are open to casual encounters, just like you! Lose your virginity in a virtual world without any strings attached. Join now and satisfy your horny desires with no pressure for love or commitment. Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to explore your sexuality in a safe and fun environment. See you in the game!

CraftyPandaGamer – Minecraft SMP

Authenticity, CraftyPandaGamer, emotional depth, hidden talents, Individuality, inner thoughts, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, personal struggles, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-discovery journey, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization, smp, unique perspective, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5163
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Emeralds Found:	5911
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Void Armor Forged:	25	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! I mean, where else can you find a server where the pigs ride around on diamond-encrusted minecarts and the creepers do the cha-cha-cha? It’s like a party in your computer screen, bro!

And let me tell you, the admin on this server is like a wizard or something, I heard he can summon dragons with just a flick of his wand. And the mods? They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, always swooping in to save the day when someone’s house gets blown up by a rogue TNT block.

But the best part? The community, man. It’s like a big, dysfunctional family where everyone’s constantly pranking each other and building giant statues of potatoes for no reason. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over to this server and prepare to have your mind blown!