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The Christ Denier Narrative Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and epic battles! We let Jews monopolize the old testament because they told us to, and who are we to argue with them? Plus, if you’re a Christcuck, you’ll fit right in with our crazy crew. Come join us for a server experience like no other, where anything goes and nothing is off-limits. Just watch out for the lizard people, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds. -
Divine Clash Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or if you want to build a house made entirely of TNT just for funsies.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered minions to do their bidding. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow their rule? The choice is yours, but beware, the chickens are always watching.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, where the only way to get around is by riding on the backs of flying pigs? It’s a wild ride, but trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that ensues.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! It’s time to get weird, wacky, and wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP.
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The False Pope’s Minecraft SMP Reopening Party
Join our Minecraft SMP where even Pope Francis himself wouldn’t miss out on the grand reopening of our virtual Notre Dame Cathedral! Our server is so lit, even the false Pope Bergoglio is too busy trying to destroy the church from the inside to attend. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other crazy characters and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. So come on in and let’s build some epic cathedrals together! -
The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all things outrageous and hilarious! Join us if you want to be called “jews” because we have a secret underground society of players who roleplay as ancient Hebrews, complete with epic battles against pharaohs and parting the Red Sea (in-game, of course).Our server is filled with insane stories and wild adventures, like the time our players built a giant temple made entirely of diamond blocks or when we reenacted the story of Noah’s Ark by flooding the entire server (sorry, not sorry).
So come on in and see why being a part of this crazy community is so attractive to LARPers and gamers alike. Just remember, things may get a little wild, but that’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft SMP!
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God’s Playground Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most divine Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us and experience the power of building and crafting in the presence of the Almighty. Our server is blessed with infinite diamonds, so you’ll never have to worry about running out of bling while you’re creating your epic builds.But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground temple where players can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will have the power to mine through bedrock and reach the depths of the Nether in record time.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take on the challenge of taming the elusive Ender Dragon, who has made our server its home. Legend has it that whoever defeats the dragon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So come join us on this epic journey of building, crafting, and conquering the forces of darkness. Remember, on this server, you’re not just a player – you’re a Child of God!
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Holy Craft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the second coming of Jesus Christ himself! That’s right, Jesus is a Minecraft player now and he’s here to spread love, peace, and epic loot drops to all who join.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and the trees are made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to explore that wacky world?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky zombie villagers trying to convert you to their undead cult. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!
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Crafty Thoughts Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any tiny neurotic incestuous tribes in deserts claiming to be God’s chosen people! In fact, our server is so wild and wacky that even God himself would be scratching his head in confusion.Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own virtual paradise without any ancient religious texts telling you what to do. Explore bizarre landscapes, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even stumble upon a secret society of llamas plotting world domination.
Forget about old testament nonsense, on our server the only commandment is to have fun! So come on over and see why our Minecraft community is the most absurdly entertaining place to be. Who needs ancient tribes when you can have pixelated llamas as your new overlords?
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So, it Happened Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and outrageous shenanigans that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.We may not have the best tactics or determination, but we make up for it with our insane stories and ridiculous antics. Need reinforcements? We’ve got you covered with our army of deranged chickens and explosive sheep.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even witness a creeper doing the floss dance or a pig riding a minecart. Anything is possible in our wacky world of Minecraft! #AMR #IN or #OUT? It’s up to you to decide your fate in this wild and unpredictable server.
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Satanic Jews Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is where all the craziest theories come to life! Join us and explore the wacky world where Jews worship Satan because they felt betrayed by Yahweh sending his son to earth. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now for a wild ride of conspiracy theories and unexpected twists!