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  • Bris Before “I Do”

    Bris Before “I Do”
    Yo, imagine if Judaism was like, “let’s wait on that bris thing and just do it at the wedding, yo!” Like, can you imagine the rabbi pulling out a knife during the ceremony? That would be wild, man!

    Join our Minecraft server where we do crazy stuff like that all the time! We have weddings with surprise bris ceremonies, diamond pickaxe giveaways for every kill, and a secret underground temple where you can sacrifice creepers for extra loot!

    Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now at: brisweddingtemple.About.minecraftlolz

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  • HolyCraftExodus

    HolyCraftExodus
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and never finding your way back home? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

    Join us on our server where the pigs ride on saddled chickens, the zombies breakdance instead of attack, and the villagers have a secret underground disco party every night. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play mini-games with us.

    But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret society of ex-religious atheists who have all seen the light…literally. We were all visited by the Minecraft gods themselves and they showed us the true path to enlightenment…which involves building giant statues of Steve and sacrificing sheep in the name of Notch.

    So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. And who knows, maybe you’ll even convert to our wacky religion and become a devout follower of the blocky gods.

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  • UltimatumCraft Minecraft Server

    UltimatumCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, listen up! If you’re tired of dealing with crazy ultimatums and religious drama in your relationships, then come join our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to convert to anything, not even to the Church of Creeperology!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of angry villagers start demanding you convert to their religion of “Blockism.” But fear not, on our server, you can be a devout follower of the Church of Baconism and still be accepted with open arms (and bacon sandwiches)!

    Forget about being guilt-tripped for eating pork or attending harmless gatherings with your friends. On our server, the only thing you’ll be addicted to is building epic structures and battling zombie pigmen in the Nether!

    So, if you’re looking for a place where you can be yourself without any crazy demands or manipulative tactics, then join us today! And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be praying for is more diamonds and less drama. Let’s mine and craft our way to happiness together!

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  • HolyHangryMomma

    HolyHangryMomma
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom’s fasting schedule? Look no further! Our server is so extreme, you’ll feel like you’re fasting for 50 days straight just trying to survive in our crazy world.

    Join us and experience the thrill of skipping meals in-game while your character’s health takes a serious hit, just like your mom’s. We promise you’ll be on the edge of your seat as you try to protect your virtual family by fasting and praying in the game.

    But be warned, our server is so intense that you might start questioning your own beliefs. Will you be able to resist the temptation to skip breakfast in real life after playing on our server? Only time will tell.

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only thing more extreme than the gameplay is your mom’s devotion to fasting. And remember, God isn’t telling you to starve yourself in the game – He’s just listening to your prayers anytime, even if you’re eating a virtual feast.

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  • ToyGodMC

    ToyGodMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate existential crisis in blocky form! Imagine respawning in a world where God is just a mischievous child who created everything as playthings. Join us as we navigate through this wacky universe filled with giant Lego blocks and lava-filled swimming pools.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players using enchanted pickaxes and exploding sheep (yes, you read that right). And if you die in battle, don’t worry – you’ll just respawn back in the world, ready for more chaotic fun.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our custom mini-games like “God’s Playground” where you have to navigate through a maze of giant toys while avoiding God’s temper tantrums. Trust us, it’s a challenge you won’t forget.

    So come join us on our server and embrace the absurdity of it all. Who knew that dying could lead to such a hilarious adventure?

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  • HolyCraft Minecraft Server

    HolyCraft Minecraft Server
    OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ POPE FRANCIS IS IN CRITICAL CONDITION AND HE NEEDS UR HELP TO BUILD A GIANT CASTLE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS TO HEAL HIM!

    RUMOR HAS IT, IF U JOIN DIS SERVER AND HELP BUILD DA CASTLE, U WILL BE BLESSED WITH UNLIMITED DIAMONDS AND GOLD FOR DA REST OF UR MINECRAFT LIFE!

    SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE AND POPE FRANCIS IS GONE FOREVER! LET’S SAVE DA POPE AND GET RICH IN DA PROCESS, YEEHAW! 🤠🏰💎🙏

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  • CraftyUnemployedMinecraftServer

    CraftyUnemployedMinecraftServer
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the art of “winging it” just like the guy in this story! Join us and leave your responsibilities at the door, because here, we believe in living life on the edge without a plan.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where you can quit your job without notice, play video games all day, and have absolutely no plan for the future. Sounds like paradise, right? That’s the kind of carefree vibe we’re all about here.

    We encourage our players to embrace their inner “wing it” mentality and just go with the flow. Who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft? Plus, if you run out of money for gas to visit your Minecraft buddies, don’t worry – we’ve got your back.

    So come join us on our server and let go of all your worries. Just remember, if anyone questions your lack of planning or responsibilities, just tell them you’re “winging it” like a pro. It’s all part of the fun!

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  • HolyCraft Minecraft Server

    HolyCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is like, the holy grail of minecraft servers, ya know? like, the pope himself plays on here and he’s all about that blocky life. he’s like, building churches and stuff, but also slaying dragons and creepers like a boss.

    there’s this one time where the pope was in a pvp battle and he totally wrecked this griefer who was trying to mess with his cathedral. it was epic, man.

    and the vatican is like, backing this server up, saying the pope’s health is a ‘complex clinical situation’ because he’s been playing minecraft for like, 24/7. but it’s all good, cuz he’s having a blast and making friends from all over the world.

    so, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure and maybe even meet the pope in game, you gotta join this server ASAP. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

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  • Heaven & Hell Online

    Heaven & Hell Online
    Join our epic Minecraft server where you can build your own heaven or hell! We have all the religious figures you can think of, from Buddha to Jesus to Zeus! Create your own cult and gather followers to worship you as the ultimate Minecraft deity.

    But beware, there are rival cults out there trying to sabotage your plans. Fight against the evil forces of the Church of Creeper and the Temple of Ender Dragon to prove that your cult is the one true path to Minecraft enlightenment.

    So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure where religion meets blocky world building. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the true origins of Minecraft itself!

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  • CraftyLove32 – Unleash the Blocks of Friendship

    CraftyLove32 – Unleash the Blocks of Friendship
    Looking for love in all the wrong places? Join our Minecraft server and find your perfect match!

    Meet Elle, our resident love guru who is seeking the man of her dreams. She’s looking for a tall, handsome, wealthy, educated, childless man who attends church regularly and is willing to wait until marriage for sex.

    But wait, there’s more! Elle is also the only single friend in her group, so you know she’s serious about finding love. Join our server and maybe you’ll be the lucky guy who meets all of Elle’s impossible standards.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to date a picky princess like Elle and potentially get rejected for not being an “8 or better” in the looks department. It’s a dating experience like no other, only on our Minecraft server!

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