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Suzetrigine Pain-Free Zone

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	673
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Crops Grown:	8249
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have suzetrigine as our secret weapon against pain! forget about boring old painkillers, we got the FDA-approved non-opioid magic pill that will make you feel like you’re floating on clouds while playing minecraft. no more addiction, sedation, or overdose worries here, just pure pain relief and gaming fun! hop on and experience the power of suzetrigine for yourself, you won’t believe how amazing it is until you try it. who needs diamonds when you have this game-changing painkiller on your side? join now and let the magic begin!

UltraSMP

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1759
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

About
A big welcome to UltraSMP the friendliest SMP in the world! Join today on java and bedrock and begin your adventure!

Server IP
ultrasmp.serv.lol

How to Play
Open Minecraft launcher, click “Play”, select “Multiplayer”, add server IP “ultrasmp.serv.lol”, and click “Join Server”

Minecraft Version
1.21.4

Server Location
United Kingdom

Gamemodes
Survival, Crossplay, SMP, Economy, Vanilla

FAQ

What is the server IP for UltraSMP?

The IP address for UltraSMP is ultrasmp.serv.lol. You can use this IP Address to start playing on the UltraSMP Minecraft Server now.

How do I play on the UltraSMP Minecraft server?

Open the Minecraft launcher, click “Play”, select “Multiplayer”, add server IP “ultrasmp.serv.lol”, and click “Join Server”. For bedrock players, use the same IP but with the port 25587.

What Minecraft game version does UltraSMP server support?

UltraSMP supports Minecraft game version 1.21.4.

Where is the UltraSMP Minecraft Server being hosted?

The UltraSMP server is currently hosted in the United Kingdom.

What gamemodes can I play on the UltraSMP Minecraft Server?

You can play Survival, Crossplay, SMP, Economy, Vanilla on the UltraSMP Minecraft Server.

Mystic Isles of UK Girls 1.20

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1501
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magic Items Found:	8996
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual party with blocks and stuff.

We got so many crazy builds, it’s like walking through a psychedelic dream.

And the community? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of unicorns on roller skates, just pure magic.

Plus, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes left and right.

So come on, don’t be a square, join us on this wild ride through the pixelated unknown.

Momma’s Hospice Minecraft Server

Cancer, chemotherapy, coping with loss, Emotional support, end of life care, end of life planning, end-of-life decisions, family disagreements, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, grief and loss, hospice, letting go, Minecraft, mommas, quality of life, respecting choices, respecting wishes, Server, supporting mom’s decision, terminal cancer, terminal illness

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7991
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Crops Grown:	2401
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. That’s just a taste of what you’ll experience on our server. But wait, there’s more!

Our server is so epic that even your grandma would want to join. In fact, we have a special hospice-themed area where players can peacefully say goodbye to their pixelated loved ones. It’s a touching and heartwarming experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find your long-lost dad waiting for you in the virtual world. It’s a journey you won’t want to miss!

BoyfriendPrettyAITA

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5862	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Mines Excavated:	4394	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where words like “pretty” and “handsome” have no boundaries! Join us for a wild ride filled with misunderstandings and mixed-up words just like in this hilarious story.

Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good laugh and don’t take themselves too seriously. Embrace the chaos and join us as we navigate through wacky situations like accidentally calling your boyfriend “pretty” instead of “handsome”.

Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our server? So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! Just remember, respect is key – even if you accidentally call someone “pretty” when you meant to say “handsome”. It’s all in good fun!

PleaserPurgeCraft

Assertiveness, Authenticity, Boundaries, Confidence, courage, empowerment, Honesty, Individuality, people pleasing, PleaserPurgeCraft, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-approval, self-assertion, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-validation, standing up for yourself

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5040
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Are you tired of being a people pleaser in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be as rude and obnoxious as you want without any consequences! Piss off everyone at once by saying the most outrageous things in our chat and watch the chaos unfold. Join now for a truly liberating and hilarious experience!

BlockyBreach Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7836
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can mine diamonds with a llama as your sidekick. we got this one dude who built a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, no joke. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items guarded by a pack of ninja pigs. oh, and did i mention that we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against the evil creepers? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so, like, join now before the llama runs out of carrots and the ninja pigs get restless.

CraftyCanuckz vs TrumpTariffs

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7544
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight back against trump tariffs by building giant walls made of diamonds and emeralds to protect our precious resources! we even have a secret underground bunker where we rethink our reliance on the u.s. by trading with villagers from other dimensions. join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to stick it to the man in the most blocky way possible! #minecraftresistance #buildthewall #villagertraders #diamondsareforever

Fan-tastic Builds Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5848
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Animals Bred:	161	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where turning on a ceiling fan actually makes ur house stronger? well, u found it, my dude! on this server, the laws of physics are out the window (literally, cuz ur fan is making ur house stronger).

imagine a world where pigs can fly, but only on thursdays. that’s the kind of craziness u can expect on this server. u wanna ride a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on ur head? go for it, no one’s gonna judge u here.

we’ve also got a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world. u can join them if u want, but be warned, they have a strict “no humans allowed” policy.

so come on down to our server and experience the wackiness for urself. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. oh, and maybe a spare ceiling fan, just in case.

Bike Commute Craze

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4415
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will make u healthier just by playing? well, this server is like the cure for all ur sicknesses, bro. like, this study was done and it showed that people who commute by bicycle have less sickness absences. so, like, if u join this server and play a lot, u basically gonna be the healthiest person ever. u gonna be like a superhero, fighting off all the sicknesses with ur diamond sword and enchanted armor. join now and become the healthiest minecraft player in the world, bro.