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GoogleMe4NYEats?

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2552
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Are you tired of friends who can’t even Google what restaurants are open on New Year’s Day? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with friends who can’t use a search engine. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by fellow players who know how to find the best virtual restaurants in town. No more awkward conversations about where to eat – just hop on our server and start building your own food paradise!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground restaurant run by a group of sneaky villagers. Can you uncover their hidden menu and become the ultimate foodie in Minecraft? Join now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other!

So why waste time with clueless friends when you can join our Minecraft server and feast on endless possibilities? Don’t be an AITA – be a Minecraft master!

WhimsyCraft: Where even the creepers have a sense of humor! Join now for non-stop shenanigans!

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7755
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	403
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

WhimsyCraft Server Overview

Server Name	WhimsyCraft
Server Type	SMP-style
IP	104.12851.44
Port (Bedrock)	19132
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the server been open?	The server has been open for about 2 months.
How many players are on the server?	Currently housing around 12 players total on and off.
What type of server is WhimsyCraft?	It is primarily a PvE server, though PvP is allowed with mutual agreement.
What plugins does the server have?	QOL plugins such as Chest Shops, Silkspawners, nicknames, Adminshop, MCMMO, and more.
Are there plans to reset the map?	No, the map is brand new and there are no plans to reset.

Big Beautiful Eyebrows Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Love Letters Sent:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic eyebrows? Well, look no further because our server is all about BIG BEAUTIFUL EYEBROWS! Our pixelated characters have the most fabulous eyebrows you’ve ever seen, and we even have eyebrow grooming contests every week where players can show off their eyebrow styling skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Eyebrow Mountain, where players can mine for rare eyebrow-shaped diamonds and gold. Rumor has it that if you find the elusive Eyebrow Emerald, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Eyebrow Fairy herself.

Join us on this eyebrow-raising adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knew eyebrows could be so epic?

Mindbreak Moxbrose’s Minecraft SMP Mayhem

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1078
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	2877
Farms Harvested:	645	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Love Letters Sent:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most mind-bending server you’ll ever experience!

Picture this: one time, a player named Moxbrose joined our server and within minutes, their mind was completely shattered. Why, you ask? Because our server is so wild and unpredictable that even the most seasoned Minecraft players can’t handle it. From exploding chickens to flying pigs, you never know what absurdity will happen next.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, giant mutant creepers that drop rare loot, and even a talking llama who gives out quests. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes (just don’t ask where the diamonds came from).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, in some cases). Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

WeekendWarrior Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication Issues, compromise, Conflict Resolution, control issues, emotional labor, event planning, family dynamics, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting challenges, personal time, prioritizing relationships, Resentment, scheduling conflicts, self-employment, Server, social life, support systems, Time management, weekend plans, WeekendWarrior, work-life balance

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5846
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Are you tired of your spouse nagging you about not spending enough time together? Do you need a break from family responsibilities? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

On our server, you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from any nagging spouses or demanding children. You can explore vast lands and mine for diamonds without anyone interrupting your peace and quiet. Plus, you can join in on epic battles with other players to release all that pent-up frustration!

Forget about tracking weekends and planning in advance, on our server, you can block out as many weekends as you want for yourself. No need to find a babysitter, just log on and let the virtual world take you away from all the drama.

So, come join us and reclaim your sanity in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

PixelPenisCheaterCraft

ACCUSATION, BETRAYAL, BLONDE, Cheating, Communication, doubt, fidelity, hair, Honesty, Infidelity, long term relationship, Marriage, marriage problems, penis, PixelPenisCheaterCraft, relationship, suspicion, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3480
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll discover more twists and turns than a hair wrapped around a Dyson Airwrap! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and maybe even a few blonde hairs along the way.

Ever wondered what it’s like to uncover a long blonde hair wrapped around your virtual blocky penis? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Dive into the world of pixelated drama and questionable explanations as you navigate through the tangled web of relationships and laundry mishaps.

Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret blonde hair conspiracy that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to unravel the mystery of the elusive blonde hair bandit.

Don’t be like the husband in this story, denying the undeniable. Embrace the chaos and absurdity of our server, where the only thing wrapped around your pixelated penis is pure, unadulterated fun. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Skillz2Thrill Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7262
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Crops Grown:	5030	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to master the ancient art of cow tipping! Our server is filled with mischievous cows just waiting to be tipped over for fun and profit. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground cow society plotting to take over the server – will you join forces with them or stop their bovine revolution? Only one way to find out!

ExBlockSucksLOL

10. Growing apart, 11. Lack of intimacy, 12. Distrust, 13. Lack of support, 14. Lack of understanding, 15. Lack of appreciation, 16. Lack of compromise, 17. Lack of affection, 18. Lack of connection, 19. Lack of chemistry, 2. Lack of communication, 20. Lack of attraction., 3. Infidelity, 4. Lack of effort, 5. Incompatibility, 6. Trust issues, 7. Emotional distance, 8. Different priorities, 9. Lack of respect, ExBlockSucksLOL, relationship issues

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1713
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of your ex partner not being able to build a decent house in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who can actually construct a proper shelter without using dirt blocks. Join us and leave your ex in the dust as you build epic structures and conquer the virtual world together. Who needs a partner who can’t even mine diamonds properly anyway? Join us for a fresh start and a chance to find love in the form of virtual blocks and pixels.

Jew-Free Zone Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3394
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5523	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

LOL u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the UN but for Minecraft and they wanna remove 500,000 Jews from Judea and Samaria! like what even is that?! come join us and help save the Jews from getting kicked out of their virtual homes! we gotta fight for justice and build epic virtual castles to protect them! plus, there’s free virtual cake for all players who join! come on, let’s save the day in the wackiest way possible!

CyberCraft: Russian Hackers vs Ukraine

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4507
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Mines Excavated:	3347	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Potions Brewed:	145
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8489
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

So, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building epic stuff, right? And then BAM! You get attacked by Russian intelligence officials! Like, what even?! They’re all up in your virtual world, causin’ chaos and tryna mess with your game. But don’t worry, ’cause on our server, we got your back. Join us and fight off those cyberattackin’ Russians with your blocky sword and pixelated armor. Show ’em who’s boss in the virtual realm! Plus, we got free virtual cookies for all new players. So come on, join the fun and let’s kick some Russian butt together!

Space Hole Duo: 300 Light-Years

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server where we got black holes closer than ur mom and dad’s relationship? yea, nasa found em and we decided to make a server around it cuz why not, right? come join us and explore the mysteries of space while building ur own epic creations. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be on a server with black holes as neighbors? come on, u know u wanna see what happens when u jump into one of em! so what u waiting for? join now and let’s get sucked into some out-of-this-world adventures!