Itchy Asshole Minecraft SMP

advice, Apology, Asshole, crawling sensation, Cut, Experience, faint, frens, Grateful, gross, hair, Irritation, Itchy, Medicine, Minecraft, pinworms, Scared, SIMILAR, smp, STDs, subject matter, wizard

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6918
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Looking for a server where you can scratch that itch for adventure? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of the mildly itchy asshole – is it pinworms, a faint cut, or just some pesky hair causing trouble? Only the bravest of wizards can solve this enigma!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling dragons with diamond swords to building giant statues of your favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few itchy assholes along the way. See you in the game, wizard frens!

Pegas-ass Network: Not for the faint of heart!

Active Staff, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Factions, faint, fair, Friendly, Hardcore, Heart, Lag-free, Minigames, Network, non-p2w, Pegasass, Quests, Shops, Survival, Unique, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6508
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Pegasus Network Minecraft Server

Year Established	2019
IP Address	pegasus.fr..to
Version	1.18.x – 1.21

Discord: https://discord.gg/vKVKShkTTG

Pegasus Network is a unique, non pay-to-win Minecraft server that offers a fair and lag-free survival experience for all players. We prioritize a vanilla gameplay experience, while still providing additional features to enhance the gameplay.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Pegasus Network is a non pay-to-win server where all players have equal opportunities to succeed.
What version of Minecraft does the server support?	The server supports versions 1.18.x to 1.21.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive and fair gaming environment.
Can I join the server with friends?	Yes, you can invite and play with friends on the server to explore and build together.

MatrilinealCelticRoyalty

2 meters tall, Ancestry, Ancient Celtic, Ancient civilization, ancient traditions, Archaeological Findings, Celtic princes, cultural practices, DNA analysis, genetic inheritance, genetic results, historical research, inherited, maternal lines, matriarchal society, MatrilinealCelticRoyalty, matrilineality, power, Royal lineage, Skeletons, Status

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5237
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	6294	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Buildings Constructed:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Ever wondered what it would be like to live like an ancient Celtic prince? Well, on this server, you can do just that! We got skeletons of two Celtic princes who were almost 2 meters tall, showing that power and status were passed down from the mama’s side. Join us and inherit your rightful place as a matrilineal ruler! Plus, we got over two dozen other sets of remains for you to explore and uncover the secrets of our ancient past. So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, the matriarchy rules!

PokeNova: The Holy Grail of Semi-Vanilla Minecraft with a Splash of MMO Madness

Battletower, Bingo, Community, Creative, GRAIL, Grinding, Gyms, HOLY, home, Hunts, madness, Minecraft, mmo, Modded, Pixelmon, pixelmon community, pixelmon mod, pokemon, PokeNova, PokeSnap, QOL Systems, Semivanilla, Showcase, Skills, SPLASH, Storyline, Updates

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5233
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magic Items Found:	1000	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Join PokeNova Today!

PokeNova Prides itself on being a community based server, we find our success to be the communities success. We love to interact and take opinions of those who always wanted to be involved in a group and to collectively improve our server. PokeNova takes the great elements of The Pixelmon Mod and tries to bring out the story base elements people crave from the original Pokemon games. Along with the forever updating storylines, we aim to please with grinding journeys, MMO exhibitions, and creative showcases. We want to be the perfect home for anyone and everyone, and will continue to showcase that in our server, our work, and our overall positive attitude into the Minecraft and Pixelmon Community.

How To join? Website: 🌐 Website Discord: 📷 Discord

Players	We are an older community so 18+ swearing is allowed, we average 15 players and peak at 30.
Development	We are a fairly new and are releasing updates every single week! We have automatic PokeSnap, Story Gyms, Skills, BattleTower, Bingo, Hunts, and more! QOL Systems: We have claims, playerwarps, player guilds, vaults, chestshops and more!

We are fairly new and if you love Pokémon, would love your input and would love for you guys to try us out!

FAQ

Q: Can I join if I am under 18 years old?

A: Unfortunately, as an older community, we only allow players who are 18 and above.

Q: What kind of updates do you release every week?

A: We release updates including automatic PokeSnap, Story Gyms, Skills, BattleTower, Bingo, Hunts, and more!

Q: What QOL systems do you have in place?

A: We have claims, playerwarps, player guilds, vaults, chestshops, and more to enhance your gameplay experience.

RandomCraft Server

challenge, difficulty settings, Finish, game design, game development, game difficulty, Game Mechanics, gameplay, Gaming, gaming experience, IMPOSSIBLE, main quest, Obstacles, playthrough, Progression, Random, randomcraft, Replayability, Server, Unpredictable, variable difficulty, video games

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1592
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Animals Bred:	107	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is predictable and easy? Well, look no further because on our server, the game difficulty gets set at random every new playthrough! One day you could be fighting off hordes of zombies with ease, and the next day you could be running for your life from a pack of angry creepers.

But wait, there’s more! We also have the option to make the main quest impossible to finish. That’s right, no more boring quests that you can complete in your sleep. On our server, you’ll have to use all your wit and cunning to overcome obstacles that will leave you scratching your head in confusion.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of uncertainty and the joy of never knowing what’s around the corner. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or unlock a secret level that will blow your mind. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun and see where your Minecraft adventure takes you!

MineKnights Minecraft Server

@irene, #Penance, AK EN Database, akg, Aosta, April, arknights, aurora, Fartooth, Firewhistle, Flint, Gladiia, Grain Buds, Hibiscus The Purifier, Ifrit skin, Iris, Kjera, La Pluma, Lucilla, Melanite, Minecraft, MineKnights, Mizuki, Mulberry, pallas, paprika, Pozemka, RAY, redeem codes, Saga, Saileach, Server, Shalem, surtr, Ulpianus, underflow, Valuable resources, Wind Chimes

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9162
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Magic Items Found:	3970	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than an Ifrit skin web event? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to mine with Guard Irene and Vanguard Saga, who are so powerful they can turn diamonds into coal just by looking at them.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like CC2#1: Operation Pyrolysis – Flamebringer skin on steroids. You’ll be battling alongside Surtr, Mizuki, and Pozemka, who are so skilled they once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is so epic, it’s like a Path of Life event for Defender Underflow. Join now and you’ll be partying with Guard Ulpianus and Supporter Lucilla, who once built a castle out of obsidian in under 10 minutes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for Fartooth and Shalem, they’re known for pulling pranks on unsuspecting players.

YapCraft Minecraft Server

ai, aspirations, career goals, communism, communist phase, EMBARRASSMENT, finance, finance bro, Friends, Girlfriend, insult, law, Lawyer, Lectures, Minecraft, physics BA, professional calculator, professional yapper, relationship, Server, socialism, Talking, YapCraft

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9166
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	903

Are you tired of listening to lectures that make you question your own existence? Do you want to escape the never-ending speeches about socialism and communism? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave behind the days of being compared to a calculator by your girlfriend.

On our server, you can build your own world where talking is optional and the only lectures you’ll hear are from the friendly villagers (who surprisingly know a lot about physics and finance). Say goodbye to the days of being called an asshole for making harmless jokes and hello to a community where everyone appreciates a good sense of humor.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your creativity run wild without the fear of being lectured for hours on end. Who knows, you might even find a new girlfriend who prefers building castles over giving speeches!

CraftyGF4Lyfe

abandonment, abandonment counseling, abandonment healing, abandonment issues, abandonment recovery, abandonment recovery process, abandonment therapy, abandonment trauma, Communication, CraftyGF4Lyfe, emotional, Empathy, family, overreaction, partner, relationships, single parent, Support, Understanding, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7061
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and crazy stories! Just like the time I found out my girlfriend was defending my long-lost mother who abandoned me when I was 2 years old. Who needs therapy when you can join our server and experience all the drama firsthand?

We have griefers, builders, and even some players with mysterious pasts just waiting to be uncovered. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out your in-game dad has a secret life too! So come on, join our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs a stable relationship when you can have a Minecraft server full of surprises?

CrazyCraft Minecraft Server

abnormal actions, bizarre actions, bizarre habits, crazycraft, eccentric behavior, eccentric habits, Minecraft, odd actions, odd quirks, outlandish behavior, outlandish habits, peculiar actions, peculiar behavior, peculiar habits, quirky behavior, Server, strange actions, strange habits, unconventional behavior, unusual actions, unusual habits, weird behavior, weird habits

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8608
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to witness players building giant statues of their partners made entirely out of dirt blocks, only to have them destroyed in a fiery explosion of TNT because they forgot to say “I love you” in chat. It’s a wild ride of love, betrayal, and pixelated drama that you won’t find anywhere else. So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CarelessCraft

Apathy, CarelessCraft, disinterest, Disregard, disregard for, indifference, indifference to, indifference towards, insignificance, lack of concern, lack of importance, lack of interest, lack of involvement, neglect, nonchalance, not caring, triviality, unconcern, unimportance

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3441
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Dragons Tamed:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you couldn’t care less about basic survival skills! We’ve got a world where gravity doesn’t exist, so you can build your house floating in the sky like a majestic unicorn. Plus, our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of communicating solely through interpretive dance. Who needs words when you can express yourself through the power of the Macarena? So come join us and leave all your cares about normalcy at the door – on our server, the only thing that matters is having a good time!

GreenLibsTumbleCraft

campaign strategies, center-left, center-right, Democracy, election results, environmental issues, EU elections, european parliament, european politics, european union, GreenLibsTumbleCraft, greens, Liberals, political landscape, political parties, Politics, Progressive Politics, Projection, Projections, tumbling, Voting

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	118
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ores Mined:	6778
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

are you tired of boring old politics? come join our minecraft server where the greens and liberals are tumbling like a bunch of noobs falling off a cliff! we have epic battles, crazy builds, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join us and be part of the madness, because who needs politics when you can have llamas? come join now before the llamas take over the world!

HairCraftGlobeTrotters

different hair types, diverse hair, Diversity, Global, global beauty, global hair, hair around the world, hair distribution, hair diversity, hair patterns, hair textures, hair types, hair variety, HairCraftGlobeTrotters, Hairs, International, multicultural, spread out, varied hair, world, worldwide

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7559
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

come join our minecraft server where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear sunglasses. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers drop sick beats. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind the ender dragon.

we have a pet chicken named cluckington who gives out free hugs to all new players. our trees grow candy instead of leaves and our oceans are made of liquid gold.

if you join our server, you will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows. our villagers are all professional dancers and our nether portal leads to a dimension filled with talking potatoes.

so come on down to our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of sanity). join us and become part of the most epic adventure of your minecraft life. our hairs must be quite spread out around the world, so why not join the fun?

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