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Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

NEINtjes Realm

balance, Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, Events, Experience, Fun, Lands, MCMMO, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Server, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Welcome to NEINtje’s Realm!

Are you looking for a fun and welcoming Lands (Towny) server? This is your chance!

At NEINtje’s Realm we put a lot of effort into creating the best experience for players, it is you guys who we created the server for! Our core value is to listen to players whilst keeping balance, you can see it as a tug of war between balance and players’ needs! We also offer a lot of custom features which expand on the vanilla Minecraft experience instead of drastically altering it, so players are able to experience something new at their own pace! Want to find out more? Join our Discord and feel free to ask questions!

~ NEINtje’s Realm Staff Team

neintjesrealm.com

GG | POLIT Minecraft server

Cities, Countries, Discord, GG POLIT, minecraft server, Political, real world map, Survival, Tanks, Transport, weapons

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Hi, have you been wanting to find a great server for survival and more? Then you definitely need us, We are a political server with transport, tanks, cities, countries, a real world map, weapons, and much more. If you want to see it, go to the server’s discord.

f1.play2go.cloud:22380

BlockyBod Minecraft Server

BlockyBod, body acceptance, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image issues, body positivity, body shape, bowed legs, emotional distress, endocrinologist, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, mirror reflection, narrow shoulders, parental neglect, puberty, self esteem, self worth, self-consciousness, Server, terrible frame, wide hips

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Are you tired of looking like a Minecraft character with a terrible frame? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the most epic character customization options that will make you look like a total blocky babe or stud! Say goodbye to narrow shoulders, wide hips, and bowed legs – we’ve got potions and power-ups that will have you strutting your stuff like a pro Minecrafter in no time!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the mythical Endocrinologist NPC who can help fix your body and make you the envy of all your blocky friends. Who needs a lawsuit when you have the power of potions and pixelated magic on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your terrible frame – because on our server, anything is possible, even a total Minecraft makeover!

SlopCraft Minecraft Server: Monday Night Madness!

Ads, Boring Stories, Dead Crowd, E-Drone Pedophiles, Entertainment, Exciting Edition, Glacier Paced, madness, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday Night, Monday Night Slop, night, Poorly Booked, Pro Wrestling, Ratings, Same Place, Same Shit, Server, SlopCraft, ticket sales, Women’s Roster, wrestling, wrestling fans, Wrestling Matches, wrestling show

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with dead crowds and e-drone pedophiles? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with Monday Night Slop! Join us for endless ads, glacier-paced boring “stories”, and a poorly booked women’s roster that will leave you saying “same shit, same place”! Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous entertainment and insane stories that will have you laughing until your blocks fall off! So come on, join us for a wild ride on Monday Night Slop – the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

BabyCuts Minecraft Server

anger, baby mullet, baby’s first haircut, BabyCuts, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Confrontation, daycare, emotions, Frustration, handling, Minecraft, overreacting, parenting, resolution, Server, Trust, Upset, VIOLATION, WIBTA

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your hair stand on end? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even your baby’s hair isn’t safe! Join us and experience the thrill of finding out your baby’s hair has been mysteriously cut while you were away. But wait, there’s more! Our daycare-themed server will have you shaking with anger as you discover your baby’s precious mullet has been chopped off without your consent. Don’t worry, we promise to provide a safe and secure environment for your little one, as long as you don’t mind a little unexpected haircut here and there. So come on down and join us for a hair-raising adventure like no other!

NoBeds4BILTripUni

ANNOYED, anxiety, Bed.., Birthday, brother-in-law, Couch, disney land, family, fast food, Gifts, Help, HOURS, MONEY, Music, NoBeds4BILTripUni, offer, Phone, Rent, SAVING, trip, universal studios

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server where we prioritize beds over theme park trips!

Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!

So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?

ElectiCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Campaign, candidates, Controversies, crazy, current events, debates, Democracy, ElectiCraft, election, Government, Minecraft, Opinions, political system, Politics, presidential race, public opinion, reddit, Server, social media, united states, Voting, voting process

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Are you tired of all the election drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant zombie politicians, treasure hunts for rare diamond votes, and a secret underground base where we plan to overthrow the evil Ender Dragon government.

Forget about the real world and come join us for some virtual chaos and mayhem! Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat instead? Join now and let’s mine our way to victory!

CraftyNation

Country, CraftyNation, cuisine, culture, Economy, education, Entertainment, Exports, FAMOUS, History, inventions, landmarks, Natural resources, people, Politics, reddit, society, sports, Technology, tourism, Traditions

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking pigs, dancing chickens, and a village of villagers who only spoke in puns. It was a place where the sun never set and the diamonds flowed like water. But beware, for there was also a secret underground lair where evil llamas plotted to take over the world.

But fear not, brave adventurer! With your trusty pickaxe in hand, you can conquer any challenge that comes your way on our server. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you in this land of endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary treasure of the not-so-lost city of Sheepopolis. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

BlockyTokyo Minecraft Server

Accountability, assault, BlockyTokyo, cover up, crime, Disclosure, international relations, investigation, Japan, Justice, law enforcement, Military, Minecraft, misconduct, negligence, Police, scandal, secrecy, Server, sex crime, transparency, U.S. troops, Victims

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LOL THIS SERVER IS MORE LIT THAN JAPAN POLICE TRYNA HIDE SEX CRIMES! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE WITH U.S. TROOPS AND SECRET MISSIONS. WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A SOAP OPERA, MORE ACTION THAN A MICHAEL BAY MOVIE. COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA BE A PART OF THIS CHAOS. LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES TOGETHER, AND MAYBE UNCOVER SOME SCANDALS TOO. SEE YOU ON THE BATTLEFIELD, SOLDIER!

YemenCraft: Blaze Harbor

ablaze, Blaze, harbor, Harbour, Huthi, Israel strikes, Yemen, YemenCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing ablaze is the passion for building and crafting! we got more explosions than israel on yemen, but in a good way! build your own huthi harbour and watch it go up in flames (not really tho, we got fire protection) join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and chaos! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual explosions and fun! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Potions Brewed:	147	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	3536	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	218	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magic Items Found:	2695
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2256	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	5866	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	7860	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Buildings Constructed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Animals Bred:	168
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Meteorites Collected:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Alien Abductions:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	382	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

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