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Epic Fail Minecraft Server

accepting mortality, addressing failure, belief in God, coping mechanisms, coping with gym, coping with life, coping with uncertainty, coping with video games, dealing with failure, delusional beliefs, Epic, existential crisis, facing reality, Fail, failures to launch, fear of death, fear of the future, finding purpose, finding the will to go on, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, socially accomplished normies

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	851
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of the existential dread weighing you down? Looking for a way to escape the harsh realities of life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and endless possibilities. Build your dream world, fight off creepers, and maybe even find some diamonds to ease the pain of knowing we’re all doomed to die one day.

Our server is the ultimate coping mechanism for those who just can’t deal with the harsh truths of life. So come on, join us and let’s escape reality together in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

UkraineCraft: Boris & Trump Edition

Alliance, Boris, boris johnson, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, discussions, donald trump, Edition, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Leaders, Meeting, negotiations, Politics, summit, trump, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, United Kingdom, united states, world leaders

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8809
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

So, like, imagine Boris Johnson and Donald Trump, right? They’re chilling in Minecraft, building a wall around Ukraine. But then Putin shows up with a bunch of creepers and skeletons, trying to ruin their plans. It’s like a crazy battle royale, but with blocks and pickaxes. Join our server to see if Boris and Trump can save Ukraine from the evil forces of Putin! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where Herobrine is the DJ. It’s lit, fam. Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the diamonds and ruins the party!

TreeBirthBuddy

appreciation, Birth, Branches, coexistence, Connection, cycle of life, Environment, Existence, growth, Harmony, interconnectedness, Journey, Life, mindfulness, Nature, Reflection, Roots, symbiosis, Time, Tree, TreeBirthBuddy

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1616
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Farms Harvested:	409
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where the trees grow with you, man! Like, imagine logging on and seeing this massive tree that’s been growing since the day you were born. It’s like your Minecraft spirit tree, bro!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. Yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS! And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give you secret quests to find the legendary golden udder.

Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs reality when you have a tree buddy and diamond-dropping pigs, am I right? Let’s get this party started!

❤️ MineFox ❤️Semi-Political❤️ Minecraft server

1.20.1, assassination contracts, Cases, clan system, daily prizes, Discord, Events, generation, Ip:, minecraft server, MineFox, No Donations, No Dupe, No Wipes, Online Map, Parkour, Pirate, Player tops, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Semi-Political, Skill System, Survival, Trading, upgraded biomes, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival, voice chat, Weddings

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2651
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Enchantments Applied:	265
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Falling into the Void:	2

Welcome to MineFox

Here you will find servers for every taste:

№1

• Vanilla survival, PvP, trading.

• Parkour, assassination contracts, the ability to put any skin – /skin.

• Player tops, weddings, skill system — /amenu.

• Voice chat

• Clan system, money for time spent.

• Daily prizes and cases with donations and effects.

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• This server has generation that players can only dream of in vanilla Minecraft. There are no regular biomes here at all – only upgraded ones.

● ? Come to our server: 1.20.1

● ? IP: mc.minefox.fun

● ? Online map: map.minefox.fun:25600

● Discord: https://discord.gg/cr2EnxsMFt

mc.minefox.fun

RockPussy Minecraft Server

Actor, Celebrity, controversial question, dwayne johnson, Entertainment, fantasy scenario, funny, Hollywood, humor, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, meme, Minecraft, pop culture, RockPussy, Server, sexual desire, sexual fantasy, social media, taboo question, the rock, viral, wrestling

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9937
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Mines Excavated:	4447	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	239	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the impossible becomes possible! Have you ever wondered what it would be like to explore a world where Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson had a pussy? Well, wonder no more because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic adventures where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even build a house made entirely out of cheese! And who knows, you might even stumble upon The Rock’s mythical pussy somewhere in the depths of our world.

So why wait? Join us now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s make some unforgettable memories together on our one-of-a-kind server!

CraftyNiji Minecraft Server

CraftyNiji, Denauth, ethyria, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, LIVESTREAMS, Luxiem, Minecraft, minecraft server, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN streams, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, petragurin, Server, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitter, virtual youtubers, xsoleil

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4266
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our epic Minecraft server where you can build, mine, and troll your friends to your heart’s content!

We have Nijisanji EN YouTubers like Petra Gurin, LazuLight, OBSYDIA, Ethyria, Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, TTT, and Denauth all hanging out and causing chaos in the virtual world. Who knows, you might even run into them while exploring!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the Graduated Livers and Miscellaneous crew can’t resist joining in on the fun. Expect the unexpected as you navigate through crazy challenges and hilarious pranks.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and all the other fags – we’re all about having a good time here!

GF-Blocker Graduation Bash

academic achievement, Bash, daughter’s feelings, difficult ex, emotional manipulation, emotional stability, ex-wife drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family Support, father daughter relationship, full scholarship, future marriage, GFBlocker, girlfriend exclusion, Graduation, graduation party, grudges, inclusion in family, overseas study, parental support, past relationships

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3894
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Animals Bred:	181	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Enchantments Applied:	197	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and pixels? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers and endless adventures!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a virtual graduation party breaks out! Your daughters are celebrating their academic achievements with a themed cake and decorations, but wait… their emotionally unstable mother is causing chaos. She’s threatening not to attend if your new girlfriend shows up, claiming it’s disrespectful. But fear not, because on our server, you can bring all your virtual partners without any drama!

Join us for a chance to build a new family with your blocky friends, slay dragons together, and maybe even find love in the pixelated world. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

CheaterCraft: Wild Ways

BETRAYAL, broken trust, Caught in the act, CheaterCraft, Cheating, cheating partner, cheating scandal, Deception, dishonesty, emotional turmoil, HEARTBREAK, hurtful revelation, Infidelity, Lies, painful realization, relationship, secret affair, shocking truth, Trust, unexpected discovery, unfaithful spouse, Ways, Wild

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2500
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out the wildest way you can catch cheaters in the act! Our server is equipped with secret spy tools, hidden cameras, and even a team of trained llamas who can sniff out infidelity from a mile away. Don’t be fooled by those sneaky players trying to cheat their way to the top – join us and become the ultimate detective in the world of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that the llamas throw the best breakup parties in town. You won’t want to miss out on the drama and excitement that awaits you on our server!

SpicyVegetableExtinctCraft

adaptation, bitter, delicious fruit, delicious vegetable, discouraged grazing, extinct fruit, extinct vegetable, spicy, SpicyVegetableExtinctCraft

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6368
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Towns Built:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Yo, come join this epic Minecraft server where the fruit and veggies are so dang tasty, they went extinct cuz animals couldn’t stop munching on ’em! We got carrots that make you fly, watermelons that give you super speed, and potatoes that make you invincible (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. And don’t even get me started on the pigs, they’re wearing top hats and monocles, living their best life.

But wait, there’s more! Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate, our zombies are friendly and just want to give you hugs, and our llamas can speak fluent French. Ooh la la!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away).

Gladiators Network

Awesome Players, bedrock, Community, Ffa, Friendly staff, game modes, Gladiators Network, high quality, java, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Network, play.gldcraft.fun, Port 25745, PvP, Server, Support, Unique Content

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2794
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	New Chunks Explored:	476535
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Void Armor Forged:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Gladiators Network is a high-quality Minecraft Network with game modes like LIFESTEAL and FFA server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!

BEDROCK SUPPORTED!

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play.gldcraft.fun:25745

CrazyCraft Minecraft Server

#Arab community, #Arabic language, #Arabic speaking, #mental health clinic, #youtube, #مصحة أمراض عقلية, arab world, arabic, Arabic culture, crazycraft, health services, Healthcare, MENA, mental health awareness, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, psychiatric care, Server, Video, شأشأ

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6491
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	84	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	29	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and embark on epic quests like hunting down the elusive “Dancing Creeper” who only appears when you play “Cotton Eye Joe” on repeat. Or how about trying to tame the wild chickens that have taken over the village and are demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Disco Sheep” who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot. And don’t even get us started on the underground lair of the “Sassy Skeletons” who will sass you to death if you don’t answer their riddles correctly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, insanity, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft. Just click the link and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved).