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Cheeky Chavs Craft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2546
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	New Chunks Explored:	240892
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of always online slop games getting banned in England? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of the ban-happy government with our pixelated paradise.

Our server is so epic, even the Queen herself plays on it. Rumor has it she built a castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold blocks. And don’t even get me started on the legendary battles that take place in our PvP arena. We’re talking epic showdowns between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have discovered the mythical “Notch’s Hammer,” a weapon so powerful it can destroy entire mountains with a single swing. Join us and uncover the mysteries of this legendary server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now before England bans us too!

MineCrafty McMineFace – LOLz & Lava Lamps

#youtube, Content Creation, Enna, Ethyria Essentials, Ethyria General, EthyriaPrevious Thread, Gaming, graduated, influencers, lamps, lava, LIVESTREAMING, lolz, McMineFace, millie, minecrafty, nina, Online Community, Reimu, Rentry, social media, twitch, twitter, vlogging

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1609
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Villages Defended:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments! Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu are here to guide you through the wackiest challenges and build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.

Enna will lead you on a quest to find the rarest items, while Millie will teach you how to prank your friends in the most epic ways possible. Nina, our graduated master builder, will show you how to create jaw-dropping creations that will leave everyone in awe. And Reimu will keep you entertained with her witty humor and insane parkour skills.

But that’s not all! Ethyria Essentials will provide you with the most essential tools and resources to make your Minecraft experience even more epic. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this hilarious journey and let’s create the craziest Minecraft world together!

Pokecraft: Gotta Mine ‘Em All!

Adventure, Anime, BATTLING, boring games, Childhood, Collecting, Creatures, cute designs, Evolution, Exploration, fanbase, Franchise, Gaming, Gotta, hate pokemon gameplay, love pokegirls, Monsters, Nostalgia, pokecraft, pokemon, strategy, Trainers

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8384
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Crops Grown:	1119	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Pokemon gameplay? Do you wish you could catch something more exciting than just Pikachu and Charmander? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and enter a world where Pokegirls roam free! These sassy, fierce creatures are not your average Pokemon – they come in all shapes and sizes, ready to battle it out in epic fashion.

But beware, these Pokegirls are not to be messed with. They have their own unique personalities and powers, making each encounter a wild adventure. Will you be able to catch them all and become the ultimate Pokegirl trainer?

So say goodbye to boring old Pokemon and hello to a whole new world of excitement and chaos. Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

Blocky B*tches

addictive gameplay, blocky, Btches, building homes, Character customization, creating stories, Digital World, escapism, Gaming, hours played, immersive experience, life simulation, Long playtime, sims 4, simulation game, Time management, time sink, time well spent, video games, virtual life, virtual reality, virtual relationships

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2643
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of spending all your time in the virtual world of Sims 4? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the mundane life of virtual families and endless house building. With over 1401 hours of experience in Sims 4, our staff members have mastered the art of virtual living and are here to guide you through the pixelated wilderness of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground city where players can trade virtual goods for real-life snacks. That’s right, you can exchange your diamond pickaxes for delicious snacks like Cheetos and Mountain Dew. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Dorito Mine, where the walls are lined with cheesy goodness.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a virtual world like no other. Who needs Sims 4 when you can have Minecraft madness at your fingertips?

Crafty Goon Squad

Adventure, chaotic, Community, Crafty, crazy, Entertainment, Friends, Fun, Gaming, goon, goon thread, group, hilarious, Interactive, Mischief, ONLINE, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Social, squad, Thread, Wild

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8945
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	384

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco where zombies and skeletons bust a move to funky tunes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the madness and mayhem of our server? Come on in and let the craziness begin!

Crafty Tacos – Taco ‘Bout a Good Time!

Bout, Crafty, Good, taco, Tacos, Time

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3007
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a rainy day? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas dressed as pirates, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese! And that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move when no one’s looking. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper do the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for a lifetime supply of bacon and now they’re living in a bacon castle with a bacon moat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you saying “Edición hoy NO le re gustó” in the best way possible!

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

#clues, Adventure, Anons, ANONYMOUS, crime, detective, Epic, investigation, Lammy, Minecraft, murder, Mystery, No. 673687882, Police, suspects, Suspense, Thriller

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dimension Hops:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Runes Activated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some crazy stories about Lammy.

Legend has it that Lammy was once a sheep who gained magical powers and transformed into a Minecraft god. Now, on this server, you can ride rainbow-colored sheep into battle and conquer your enemies with the power of cuteness!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing zombies, you never know what crazy creature you’ll come across next.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than Lammy himself. Dance the night away with ghasts and blaze rods as your DJ’s!

So what are you waiting for? Join Lammy today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Just be sure to watch out for those killer bunnies – they’re not as innocent as they look!

Ukrainian Chug-a-Lug Craft Server #15916

Analysis, BANKRUPTCY, car bombing, Chug, ChugaLug, Comfy Happening, Craft, energy infrastructure, German aid, Globohomo, Israel, kyiv, Maps, Mega, mobilization law, NATO Council, NATO diplomats, nuspeak, podcasts, Politico, Resources, SBU officer, Server, Talmud, Telegram Channels, Ukraine General, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian military, Ukrainian parliament, UKROP, video archive, World Bank, Z Radio, Zelensky

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7412
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Villages Defended:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events, insane battles, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be fighting off mobs with laser guns, riding dragons into battle, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And that’s not all – rumor has it there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the chaos and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the madness, join us now and let the adventure begin!

MeowCraft: The Cheesy Cat Server

(Domestic), adorable, animal, Breed, Can I haz cheeseburger, cat, Cheesy, cute, desire, Feline, Fluffy, funny, humor, Humorous, Internet Sensation, long trail, meme, meowcraft, pet, Popular, Server, Want, wish

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4392
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Potions Brewed:	73	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Towns Built:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you tired of boring old cats in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have the exclusive “Can I haz cheeseburger” cat breed! These cats are not only cute as fuck, but they also have a special ability to summon cheeseburgers out of thin air! Imagine having a pet that can satisfy your hunger cravings at any time. Join our server now and adopt one of these amazing feline friends. Who needs diamonds when you have a cheeseburger cat by your side?

Timey Wimey Crafty Fun Server

Alternate Realities, Chaos, Conflicts, consequences, Crafty, creative writing, desire, Dimensions, embroiled, FANTASY, Fiction, Fun, height, imagination, multiverses, power, Server, speculative fiction, storytelling, taller, timelines, Timey, Wimey, wish fulfillment, Wishes

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where even the smallest wish can have universe-altering consequences! Join us and witness the chaos as players battle it out over the most ridiculous wishes. Want to be taller? Prepare to face off against entire timelines and multiverses just to gain a few extra blocks of height! Only on this server can you experience the thrill of fighting for your wildest dreams, no matter how absurd they may be. So why wait? Join now and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash with just a simple wish!