Failures Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RSV Resistant Oldies – Vax Failures

antibodies, Elderly, Failures, immune system, immunity, immunocompromised, older adults, older population, Oldies, organ recipients, organ transplant, Protective, resistant, respiratory syncytial virus, response, RSV, study, vaccination, vaccination response, vaccine effectiveness, Vaccines, Vax, weakened immunity

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2943
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Crops Grown:	4543
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

so like, u know how some people are like, not great at fighting off germs and stuff? well, turns out some peeps who are like, older and had organ transplants are like, not getting the full protection from vaccines against RSV. like, what the heck, right? but like, on our server, we got u covered! come join us and build ur own immune system fortress to keep those pesky germs away! plus, we got like, virtual vaccines that actually work! so come join us and stay healthy while having a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9281
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

Union’s Dumbest Minecraft Server

Country, despise, DISAPPOINTING, disgraceful, DUMBEST, Failures, frustrating, hate, ignorant, incompetent, inept, infuriating, loathe, midwits, Minecraft, MOTHERFUCKERS, Region, Server, State, union, Unions, worst drivers, worst people

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1132
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7236

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve gathered the dumbest motherfuckers in the Union all in one place for your entertainment. These players are so bad, they make creepers look like geniuses.

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with the worst drivers, worst people, and proud of absolutely nothing in your state. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to escape the mediocrity of everyday life and embrace the madness of our community.

Do you have a region in your country that you just can’t stand? Well, on our server, you can unleash all your frustrations and take it out on virtual blocky buildings instead! So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong enemies along the way.

Crafting Chaos: Parental Failures

10. Decision making, 11. Independence, 12. Communication skills, 13. Conflict resolution, 14. Critical thinking, 15. Stress management, 16. Problem solving, 17. Relationship dynamics, 18. Mental health awareness, 19. Resilience, 2. Life skills, 20. Coping mechanisms., 3. Adulting, 4. Real world challenges, 5. Personal finance, 6. Career choices, 7. emotional intelligence, 8. Time management, 9. Self-care, Chaos, Crafting, Failures, Parental, parental guidance

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	517
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Potions Brewed:	139
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Are you tired of being unprepared for the real world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn valuable life skills such as building, crafting, and surviving in a blocky world filled with creepers, zombies, and other crazy creatures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who will teach you the ancient art of bacon-making. Yes, you heard that right – bacon-making! Imagine the look on your parents’ faces when you come home with a plate full of delicious bacon that you made yourself in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Minecraft master, equipped with all the skills you need to conquer the real world (and maybe even impress your parents along the way).

Epic Fails Minecraft Server

criticism, determination, Disappointment, Epic, Fails, Failures, Life, Losers, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, NEGATIVE, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, success

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8940
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of being a failure in life? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and become a winner in the virtual world because let’s face it, real life just ain’t cutting it for you. Our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party that only the coolest players can access. So what are you waiting for? Leave your loser status behind and join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

WWE on SP Minecraft SMP

ASP, Canceled, community drama, Entertainment, Failures, internet culture, internet subcultures, message boards, Minecraft, Network, online communities, online exile, online forums, pw, smp, social media, sp, sports, truTV, wrestling, wrestling fanatics, wwe

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Animals Bred:	89	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Farms Harvested:	745
Zombie Dances:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! This server started off as a WWE fan club on a sports board, got kicked out onto a wrestling board, and then got booted onto a network that’s basically the TruTV of Minecraft servers. We’re like the bad boys of the Minecraft world, constantly getting into trouble and causing mayhem wherever we go. Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans and non-stop laughter. Just remember, we may be failures, but we sure know how to have a good time!

BlockyRx: Crafting Cures & Bypassing Failures

BlockyRx, bypassing, Crafting, Cures, Disease, drug delivery, drug design, drug development, drug discovery, drug efficacy, drug formulation., Drug Interaction, drug metabolism, drug resistance, drug screening, drug targeting, drug toxicity, druggable, Failures, GPCR receptors, Mechanism, pharmaceuticals, research, study, successful drug design

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9251
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	1318
Animals Bred:	168	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Yo, so like, this server is like the ultimate Minecraft playground, ya know? We got crazy builds, epic mini-games, and a whole bunch of awesome players to hang out with.

But here’s the real kicker – we got this secret potion that makes you build like a pro! No more messing up your builds or getting stuck in a block. With our potion, you’ll be the master builder of the server in no time.

And get this – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all kinds of rare loot. But here’s the catch – you gotta solve a series of crazy puzzles to find it. It’s like a real-life adventure, but in Minecraft!

So come join us on this epic server and become a legend in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on all the fun and madness that awaits you!

UkraineCraft: Air-Defense Failures

#airdefense, air defense, Allies, Conflict Resolution, defense systems, eastern europe, european union, Failing.., Failures, follow through, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military aid, military alliances, military support, national defense, nato, pledges, SECURITY, strategic partnerships, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9050
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, with epic battles and crazy adventures around every corner.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Ukraine allies joined forces to defend their land from evil mobs. But guess what? They failed miserably because they didn’t have the right air-defense pledges! Don’t be like them, join our server and get the best air-defense pledges in all of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server. Only the bravest and most skilled players can find it and claim its riches. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s goooooo!

Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes

basedboys, big tits, Clout, conventionally attractive, Cosplaying, culture costume, derpy, Dudes, e-whore, ethots, Faggots, Failures, fake imperfections, hot egirls, Larping, loser boyfriends, loser girlfriend, losergirls, Minecraft, quirky, relatable, retard, retarded, smp

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3926
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
New Chunks Explored:	316955	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Votes:	1372	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Enchantments Applied:	111	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of fake losers and want to embrace your inner loser in all its glory! We welcome all genuinely retarded players who aren’t afraid to show off their true awkward and quirky selves. No egirls or ethots allowed, only real losers need apply. Embrace your inner loser and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being a loser is celebrated, not just a trend for clout. Don’t let the fake losers take over, join us and show the world what it truly means to be a loser in Minecraft!

JewCraft: BBC Failures & Funny Fails

antisemitism, BBC, culture, discrimination, Dismisses, Diversity, executive, Fails, Failures, funny, inclusion, INEQUALITY, intolerance, Jewcraft, Jewish, letter, Marginalized, Minority, Network, prejudice, racism, Staff, systemic, Workplace

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2683
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Magic Items Found:	7176	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Buildings Constructed:	10
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks.

and get this, one time, a player found a magical portal that led to a land made entirely of candy! like, whoa, right?

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, come join us on this server, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops!

Eternal Frost Realm 1.21

bored, busy, CRAWL, distraction, Drama, drama dries out, ETERNAL, FEBRUARY, Februrary, Feeding, frost, Generals, German whore, Holes, LA Noir, ligbaiting, Mommy, monkeys, Pork, Realm, Sit, start shit, STREAMS

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2239
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Forget about the drama and ligbaiting, come join our Minecraft server in Februrary! We got no monkeys barging in, just epic gamers building and exploring. And guess what? We have LA Noir streams to distract you from mommy’s German whore escapades. Don’t miss out, join now for a wild ride!

SeatReclineGamer420

airplane etiquette, baby, car seat, comfort, Communication, compromise, empty seat, Flight Attendant, INCONVENIENCE, international flight, moving seats, overnight flight, passenger rights, reclining seat, SeatReclineGamer420, Sleep, sucky situation, travel etiquette, TV screen, window seat

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2877
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Runes Activated:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reclining your seat is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we lean back, relax, and enjoy the virtual skies.

Imagine a world where you can recline your seat without fear of judgment or confrontation. Our server is the perfect escape from the drama of real life airplane etiquette.

Embark on a journey filled with thrilling adventures and reclining seats galore. Who needs a window seat when you can have the ultimate comfort of a fully reclined chair?

So come join us on our server and recline to your heart’s content. Just be sure to watch out for any baby car seats lurking behind you – they might just be looking for a comfy spot to nap too!

GrossCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

abhorrent, cringe-worthy, DIRTY, Disgusting, EMBARRASSING, Foul, gross, GrossCraft, ICKY, Minecraft, Nasty, nauseating, off-putting, Repulsive, revolting, Server, shameful, stomach-turning, Ultimate, unhygienic, Unpleasant, UNSANITARY, Vile, yucky

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience some truly outrageous and hilarious moments!

Join us if you want to participate in epic pranks like filling someone’s house with chickens or turning their entire base into a giant cake. We also have regular events like “The Most Gross Thing You’ve Ever Done” competition, where players compete to see who has the most disgusting story to tell.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars” where players battle it out to see who can pull off the most outrageous pranks and tricks. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen someone try to build a house out of TNT.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare yourself for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments. Just remember, things can get pretty crazy around here, so buckle up and get ready for the time of your Minecraft life!

CraftyPrisonerSwap Minecraft Server

CraftyPrisonerSwap, current events, detention, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, exchange, foreign affairs, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, iran, Italian-Iranian relations, italy, jailed, journalist, Justice, Media, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, Political, press freedom, prisoner swap, Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Potions Brewed:	124
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Emeralds Found:	5226	Gods Slained:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Buildings Constructed:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	20

so like, imagine this, right? there’s this totally cray cray minecraft server that’s like, the bomb dot com. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can trade diamonds for unicorns. yep, you heard me right, UNICORNS. and not just any unicorns, but like, sparkly rainbow ones that fart glitter.

oh, and get this, there’s this secret underground dungeon where you can battle zombie llamas with laser eyes. it’s like, the ultimate test of your minecraft skills, dude. and if you win, you get a golden pickaxe that can mine diamonds in one hit.

plus, there’s this rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. like, legit candy land, bro.

so yeah, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience all the wackiness that this minecraft server has to offer, you gotta join now. like, RIGHT NOW. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and zombie llamas with laser eyes, what more could you ask for?

YandexHideNSeekCraft

Censorship, Conflict, Court, Digital, drone attacks, geo-location, Hide, Legal, Mapping, Maps, Moscow, navigation, Oil Refinery, privacy, Ruling, russia, SECURITY, Technology, UKRAINIAN, YANDEX, YandexHideNSeekCraft

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1958
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Wilderness Tamed:	14

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. you gotta join cuz like, there’s this crazy story about how a Moscow court was all like “yo Yandex, you gotta hide this oil refinery on maps cuz Ukrainian drones be attacking it.” like, what even is that, right? but yeah, join the server for some epic adventures and maybe you’ll find some hidden oil refineries too. who knows, man. just come and have a blast!

PixelCraft Infrared Boost

advanced materials, alternative sensor, autonomous vehicles, Boost, CMOS compatible, electronic devices, environment-friendly, environmental impact, Infrared, infrared imaging, infrared sensor, infrared technology, InGaAs, innovation, photodiodes, pixelcraft, self driving cars, semiconductor, sensor technology, sustainable materials, Technology, virtual reality, vr headsets

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5577
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magic Items Found:	7901

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 35% better infrared sensor to boost ur VR headsets and self-driving cars like wut even?? our photodiodes are made of InGaAs which is like not good for the environment but who cares right?? we have an alternative that will blow ur mind!! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!!

Mystic Grove Quests 1.21.4

1.21.4, Community, Conspiracy, Cool, Curiosity, Fan, Grove, internet, investigation, learn, Mystery, mystic, ONLINE, Quests, rumor, Sam Hyde fan, Shirt, social media, speculation, Stumble, theory, trending, viral

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2091
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	322
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Towns Built:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

Join this epic Minecraft server, where the players are all about that Sam Hyde swag!

We may not know if she was a fan, but we do know that this server is lit AF with crazy builds and meme-worthy moments.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about the mystery of that shirt.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, creativity, and questionable fashion choices.

BurnBook Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, Blame, brother, bullying, BurnBook, college, Communication, Conflict, family, favorite child, high school, immaturity, journal, LOCKED, Minecraft, misunderstanding, privacy, resolution, Secrets, Server, sibling, Trust

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	871
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your secrets safe? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to give out your keys to anyone, not even your pesky little brother! Our server is like a locked room, only accessible to those with the right key (which we definitely won’t give to your family members).

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of drama (but hopefully not as much as OP’s family). Build your dream world without the fear of someone snooping around and ruining your hard work. Plus, if anyone tries to mess with your creations, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “creeper!”

So come on over to our server and let your creativity run wild. Just remember, keep your keys hidden and your secrets safe, because you never know who might try to sneak into your room and cause chaos. See you there!

WeddingBlocker420

Boundaries, celebration, Communication, conflicted feelings, controlling partner, Emotional Abuse, financial strain, friendship, Guilt, happy for her, international travel, ISOLATION, long-term friendship, negative situation, Respect, separate celebration, support network, toxic relationship, Wedding, WeddingBlocker420

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9016
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	42
Votes:	7294	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Emeralds Found:	8951	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild and crazy adventures!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends. But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with juicy gossip and scandalous stories just like the one above!

Join now and witness the epic saga of a friend caught in a toxic relationship, crying voice messages, and international weddings in exotic locations. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Don’t miss out on the drama, the excitement, and the madness. Join our server now and experience a virtual world like no other!

CraftyHobbyistMC SMP

Activity, Craft, CraftyHobbyistMC, creativity, Development, discovery, enjoyment, fulfillment, growth, hobby, Interest, learning, leisure, Passion, Pastime, satisfaction, self improvement, skill, smp, Surprising, talent, unexpected

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5794
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Emeralds Found:	1801	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously it’s lit AF! So, like, one time I joined and I was just mining for diamonds, right? And then out of nowhere, this giant chicken boss spawned and started attacking everyone with its feather sword! It was insane, but also so much fun, like I never knew fighting giant chickens could be so thrilling, you know?

And then, like, another time I was just building a cute little house and suddenly a herd of zombie pigs on flying pigs came and started raining bacon on us! It was so hilarious, like who knew pigs could fly and attack us with bacon? But hey, that’s just the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server.

So yeah, if you wanna experience the most random and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of giant chickens and flying pigs, then maybe it’s not for you. But hey, where’s the fun in playing it safe, am I right? Let’s get weird and wild together, join now!