2024 Best Failure New Minecraft Servers | Page 5

DadDefenseCraft

aita, checked out, DadDefenseCraft, Defending, Disappointment, DISRESPECTFUL, Failure, family conflict, family drama, Grandparents, motherless, neglect, rant, RESPONSIBILITY, shitty dad, speaking up, stepkids, TENSE, upsetting

Are you tired of boring family drama? Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos and just have a good time? Look no further than our server, where we promise no family fights, just fun and games!

Join us and leave all the drama behind, just like this player who found solace in our server after a heated argument with their family. They were able to escape the tension and enjoy building and exploring in peace.

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience, join our server today and leave all the real-life conflicts at the door. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual adventures with your Minecraft buddies? Come join us and leave the real world behind!

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CardioCraft or CardioCraze

#workout, cardiac arrest, cardiac arrest prevention, cardiac health, cardio exercises, CardioCraft, CardioCraze, cardiovascular, Endurance, Exercise, Failure, FITNESS, gym, health, healthy living, heart attack, heart health, heart rate, muscle training, physical activity, strength training, wellness

lol come join our minecraft server where u can experience the thrill of cardiac arrest during cardio exercises! it’s like muscle training to failure but in a virtual world! who needs a gym membership when u can get ur heart pumping in minecraft?! plus, our server has the rarest diamonds hidden in the most dangerous caves, so u better bring ur defibrillator just in case! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and maybe even a trip to the ER!

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Creepers in the Mine

bad news, BETRAYAL, CREEPERS, criticism, devastating news, devastating truth, devastation, Disappointment, dreadful, Failure, harsh reality, HEARTBREAK, Loss, rejection, Shocking.., Terrifying, Tragedy, unwanted, unwelcome information, Worst Case Scenario, worst nightmare

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a zombie pigman? Well, fear not my friend, because we have the perfect server for you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about the joy of building your dream castle, only to have it randomly explode every Tuesday at 3:00 PM sharp?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server if you want to hear the sweet sound of a creeper serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Shark” on a loop. Or maybe you’re in the mood for a treasure hunt where the only clues are written in ancient pig Latin.

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos, the madness, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Who needs peace and tranquility when you can have explosions and chicken armies instead? Join us now, if you dare!

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Minecraft SMP: CopyCraft

Apple, bean counters, brand, Business, Competition, computers, Copycraft, don’t capitalize at all, Failure, History, Industry, innovation, invent all of modern computing, known only for printers, Legacy, market, microsoft, Minecraft, Printing, smp, success, Technology, xerox

> Join our Minecraft SMP and become the Xerox of the server! > We don’t believe in capitalizing anything, not even our letters! > Be known only for your epic printer builds and redstone contraptions! > Who needs Microsoft or Apple when you can be the Xerox of Minecraft? > Our bean counters may be retarded, but that just adds to the chaos and fun of our server! > Come join us and show off your inner Xerox genius!

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FanFicFrenzy Minecraft Server

achievement, bills, Commitment, Defensive, escapism, Failure, fan fiction, FanFicFrenzy, fantasy world, film industry, hobby, husband, let down, Minecraft, Moving, NEGATIVE, Priorities, screenplay, Server, shared commitments, Support, unhappiness, unrealistic expectations

Are you tired of your partner spending more time on fan fiction than on you? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a world of endless possibilities where you can escape from reality and build your own fantasy world.

Reasons to join our server: 1. No more worrying about your partner’s unrealistic expectations for their fan fiction project. On our server, the only limit is your imagination! 2. Say goodbye to feeling neglected and hello to a community of players who understand the importance of balancing hobbies and responsibilities. 3. Explore new worlds, make new friends, and create your own story without the drama of real life getting in the way.

So why wait? Join our server today and start building the life you’ve always dreamed of! Who needs fan fiction when you have Minecraft?

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SMPJonBlowFellFromGrace

braid, controversy, critical reception, Downfall, Failure, fall from grace, game design, game development, game industry drama, Indie developer, indie failure, indie game development, indie games, indie success, Jon Blow, public perception, Redemption, SMPJonBlowFellFromGrace, success, the witness, Video Game (Industry)

Once a powerful player on our Minecraft SMP, Jon Blow was known for his epic builds and unbeatable PVP skills. But one day, he decided to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and lost spectacularly. Now he’s just a humble farmer, tending to his crops and muttering about his defeat.

Join our server and witness the madness firsthand! From epic battles with giant chickens to building roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, there’s never a dull moment on our Minecraft SMP. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself makes surprise appearances to hand out enchanted diamond swords.

So come on, join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next Jon Blow – just try to avoid challenging any dragons to dance-offs.

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MuscleMania: Failure is Fun!

aim, Aiming, Closer, closer to failure, Effectiveness, Failure, Fun, matter, muscle growth, muscle growth effectiveness, muscle growth research, muscle growth training, musclemania, point, push, Rep, research, strength, strength effectiveness, strength research, strength training, Training

so like, u wanna get swole in minecraft? well dis server is da place for u, bro! we got all da tools and equipment u need to pump up those blocky muscles. we did some crazy research and found out that if u train till u can’t mine another block, u gonna get hella strong. but like, if u just wanna be a beast and lift heavy stuff, then pushing to failure ain’t as important. so come join us and get ripped in da virtual world, cuz who needs a real gym when u got minecraft, amirite?

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MirrorLoserUkraine Minecraft SMP

Alternate Reality, challenge, Competition, competition defeat, competition loss, Contest, Defeat, defeat in mirror universe, Disappointment, Failure, LOSING, Minecraft, Mirror Image, mirror universe, MirrorLoserUkraine, opposite days, Reflection, Rivalry, setback, smp, Struggle, Ukraine

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a portal to the mirror universe where Ukraine is constantly losing competitions on opposite days! Join us for a wild ride filled with upside-down battles, backwards building contests, and inside-out parkour challenges. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha-cha. So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion.

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TaskFail1000

can’t get it right, common task, determination, error, everyday task, Experience, Failure, Frustration, growth mindset., Improvement, learning curve, mistake, perfectionism, perseverance, practice makes perfect, repetitive task, simple task, skill-building, Struggle, TaskFail1000, trial and error

Are you tired of failing at the simplest tasks in Minecraft, like crafting a basic pickaxe or building a dirt hut? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most incompetent players can thrive! Join us and experience the joy of repeatedly failing at tasks you thought were impossible to mess up. Forget about building epic structures or defeating the Ender Dragon, here you can struggle to even place a block correctly. It’s a whole new level of incompetence that you never knew you needed in your life. So come join us and embrace your inner Minecraft noob like never before!

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ForgottenFails Minecraft Server

Country, Failure, failure in country, failure in country too, failure in your country, failure in your country too, Forgotten, forgotten failure, forgotten failure in country, forgotten failure in country too, forgotten failure in your country too, forgotten in country, forgotten in country too, forgotten in your country, forgotten in your country too, ForgottenFails, Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of being a forgotten failure in your country? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for all the misfits and outcasts of society! Join us and be a part of a community where being a failure is celebrated!

On our server, you can build your own castle made entirely out of cheese, ride on flying pigs, and battle against an army of evil llamas. We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a chicken with its head cut off.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes when you flush it.

So don’t waste another minute being a forgotten failure in your country, join our Minecraft server and become a legend in your own right!

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LostInCraft Minecraft SMP

best in the world, blunder, Competition, Defeat, Disappointment, Downfall, error, Failure, fumble, Incompetence, LOSING, lost chance, LostInCraft, Minecraft, mishap, missed opportunity, missed potential, mistake, oversight, setback, slip-up, smp

Are you tired of being a noob on other servers? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have the best players in the world! And by best, we mean the most hilariously terrible at Minecraft.

Join us for epic battles where players accidentally hit each other instead of the mobs, build magnificent structures that somehow always end up looking like giant toilets, and embark on quests that inevitably lead to getting lost in a never-ending maze of caves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with chickens in a language only they understand. Rumor has it that he once convinced a chicken to lead him to a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times. It’s all part of the fun on the craziest Minecraft SMP ever!

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DegenCraft Minecraft Server

“Youth, #degeneracy, Chasing, DegenCraft, Demon, derailed, Dirtiness, ETHICAL, Failure, FIX, hedonism, ideal, Magic, Minecraft, Path, Pleasure, Resist, scammer, Server, Shortcomings, talent, thief, Wast

Are you tired of trying to be a good person and failing miserably? Do you feel like you were born to embrace your inner demon and just be a total piece of shit? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and let out all of your dark desires and hedonistic tendencies. Embrace the dirtiness, the pleasure, the degeneracy – become the ultimate scammer, thief, and all-around piece of shit. Why resist your true nature when you can thrive in it?

Forget about trying to be a good person, it’s time to let loose and be the baddest of the bad. Join us and see just how far you can go in embracing your inner demon. Who knows, you might just find that being a total piece of shit is where you truly belong. So why waste your time chasing an ideal that will never be when you can join our server and be the baddest of them all?

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FailCraft SMP: >Team loses

Character, Defeat, Disappointment, disgraced family, disgraced nation, disgraced self, FailCraft, Failure, gtTeam, Honor, Integrity, loses, overcoming adversity, perseverance, positive attitude, pride, resilience, resilience in defeat, setback, smp, Sportsmanship, Team loses, Team still smiles

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where losing is just part of the fun! Our team may not always come out on top, but we never lose our smiles (even if we’re crying on the inside). Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood party animal who wants to join our SMP. And don’t even get us started on the time a creeper tried to audition for our talent show (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, make new friends, and maybe even accidentally blow up your own house, then come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember, no matter how many times you lose, as long as you’re having fun, you’re always a winner in our book.

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CraftyFailGiveaway

CraftyFailGiveaway, Failure, Giveaway, giveaway advice, giveaway blunders, giveaway errors, giveaway fails, giveaway mistakes, giveaway pitfalls, giveaway strategies, giveaway tips, giveaway unsuccessful, giveaway unsuccessful advice, giveaway unsuccessful mistakes, giveaway unsuccessful tips, not successful, unsuccessful, unsuccessful contest, unsuccessful giveaway, unsuccessful promotion

If they haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet! Our server is like a magical potion that turns losers into winners! Once you step foot in our pixelated paradise, you’ll be blessed with diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and the ability to ride a flying pig into battle. Rumor has it that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with our players because they’re just too epic. So if you want to be a Minecraft master and show off your skills to the world, join our server now and start your journey to greatness!

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MommaCraft: SisFailAITA

Assistance, babying, Boundaries, child development, Chores, Communication, Failure, family dynamics, Frustration, growing up, Harsh, INDEPENDENCE, MommaCraft, parenting, parents, Resentment, responsibilities, self-sufficiency, sibling rivalry, SisFailAITA, sister

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teaching independence from a young age! Join us and experience the thrill of fending for yourself in a world full of blocky adventures.

On our server, you won’t find any babying parents or siblings who can’t even pour water over themselves. No, here we encourage self-sufficiency and growth.

Imagine a world where you don’t have to make all 3 meals for your sister, help her with homework, bathe her, and clean her room. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, build, and conquer the Minecraft universe without being weighed down by unnecessary responsibilities.

So come join us and break free from the chains of babying parents and siblings. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about survival skills in the process!

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MoarCoresMinecraft

Survival

First off, kids: MCMC is a minecraft server for a generally mature audience. We are most certainly not all ages. We do not put up with the complaints nor the demands of children.

With that out of the way: We are a Freebuild survival server in the traditional style. That means that we are building focused. We don’t do PvP, Creative, or any of that other nonsense. We offer a simple, to the point, survival build server. We do have a few mods to try to make life easier for those willing to build massive creations in survival, but largely we are vanilla except for anti-grief.

No, griefing is not allowed. We ban instantly and permanently. If it is not yours, do not touch it, yeah?

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Exeoscraft smp

Economy, Giveaways, Jobs, Land Claim, MCMMO, Mypet, PvE, Silkspawners, smp

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP!

Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Got money? Keep it. Any money we generate goes completely to charity.🌟 Why Choose Us?

🌍 Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!

🚫 Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is what we promise to sustain.

🎁 Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.

🌈 Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome here as ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.

🤖 Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, while keeping things far from boring.

🎮Cross-Platform: Tuned for both Java and Bedrock, with features specific for Bedrock players that are completely unique!

🌐 Our Features:

🌄 Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever

🌟 Level-Up System

🐾 Pets

🏡 Land Claim

🪓 McMMO

💰 Strong Economy

🏆 Leaderboards

🌟 Hard Difficulty

🗳️ Player-Driven Updates

Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.comBedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132Discord: https://discord.com/invite/exeoscraft

Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

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SORB Vilous

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

SORB Vilous 1.12.2

This server features a tech-enriched sci-fi themed modded experience in vanilla Minecraft. We have protective rules, great staff, a great community, lots of planets to travel to, factions to join, and a lot more. We are part of the SORB community (sorbmc.com).

We’ve been operating since August 1st, 2012. We were formerly known as Cosmicraft. We joined into the SORB community in early 2017.

Plugins: TARDIS, MCMMO, Factions, Slimefun + Add-ons, and a lot more. Come check it out!

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Gravity Gaming

Survival

GravityGaming is a new Survival Server that is currently in BETA. Our plan is to create an environment that players want to come back to and enjoy. We have a friendly staff and are always looking to recruit more to our team.

Currently, we are a Survival only server but with a few extra features. We have the Custom Enchantments plugin which we plan to use with dungeons that will be added fairly soon.

Come help create an experience with us! Join GravityGaming now!

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Nolifesuqad

Achievements, Balanced Economy, challenge, competitive, Economy, Farming, Skyblock

✣ SkyBlock ✣ ✣ Economy ✣ ✣ PvP ✣ 『 Welcome 』 ☛ Website: https://nolifesquad.tebex.io ☚ ☛ ip: play.nolifesquad.com ☚ ☛ Discord: https://discord.gg/9GmfWFscZd ☚ ❁ Hosted by: MazenHost ❁☛https://mazenhost.bg/☚☛https://discord.gg/mazenhost☚ ✭ NoLifeSquad Network ✭

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Craftanija

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a new home? Somewhere with plenty of options to keep you entertained? Craftanija Network is waiting! Rapidly growing, always expanding, and full of new things to explore!

I.) Want to simply play Minecraft with your friends on Survival? Want to go mining with them? xplore the world? Create awe inspiring builds for others to see?

II.) Floating high above the void your island awaits greatness in Skyblock! Find out just how far you can build your own private island or invite your friends to expand with you!

All supported with a full website, forums, and donation shop!

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3B3T – Ultimate Anarchy Experience

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

If you want to have the best Anarchy Experiece, Then 3B3T might be the place for you.

This server is completely an Anarchy server with NO RULES. Find Friends, Make teams, destroy other teams, Whatever your heart desires, you can do it all here. Play Minecraft the way it was supposed to be played. The only thing that will stop you is yourself.

This server features some Helpful commands such as: /tpa – Send a Teleport Request to your friend to make your life easier instead of Walking thousands of blocks.

/mhome set name – When you already have a base, or you need to set a home at an Important Location, just do the command it will help you. At the moment you can set almost unlimited homes, but we will eventually set a limit later.

/ignore – If someone is annoying you or is spamming in the chat, just simply type that command alongside his name.

Come join us and have the best time of your life. and if you see me in-game, Dont be shy to say hi 🙂 My IGN is TheNoobestRusher. I usually give new people some food or gear. Hope to see all of you in-game 🙂

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Rezunit

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

Rezunit is an upcoming KitPvp server looking for help. (And someone who can think of a good description)

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Wintercrest smp

Antigrief, Economy, Grief Prevention, No Grief, No Griefing, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Team Survival, Towny

IP: PLAY.WINTERCRESTMC.COM

Sick of pay-to-win servers and unhelpful staff? Frustrated with your builds being griefed? WinterCrest is a semi-vanilla, anti-grief SMP server that prioritizes community and equal treatment of all players! You have access to a range of EXCTING FEATURES such as planes, trains, pets & custom enchants! That not enough? How about around-the-clock exciting events to ensure you’re guaranteed a fun experience!

We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others and set public warps. In addition to that, we also hold daily and weekly events to bring you closer with your fellow players!Furthermore, you can rest assured that you and your previous things are safe. With our anti grief plugins, and dedicated staff team any grief will be undone; chests are auto-protected, PvP is disabled and all mobs can be locked!

We are strictly against pay-to-play and very generous with perks and nifty items! (Just ask our dedicated player base!) ALL donor perks such as fly, speed, nick are easily available to all players using crate keys obtained through voting!

So, what can you expect? On WinterCrest you can relax, make friends and build! When you’re feeling burned out hop over and try our Minigames or Event Worlds! Failing that, you can chat on Discord with our amazingly friendly players!

You can ask any staff member for help anytime. WinterCrest does not tolerate any form of staff abuse or ignorance towards players. That said, items are not spawned in and all of our staff (Including admins) play in survival.

What are you waiting for? Join now! IP: play.wintercrestmc.com

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Forever Towny

Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Come and join Forever Towny a brand new 1.8+ Towny server. We offer great plugins such as Towny,Economy,Marriage,Lottery,Jobs and etc.. As a bonus for playing on the server, you can get upgraded for the amount of time you put in. Each rank will get you more permissions such as more /disguises,more pets,more sethomes,other permissions that will help your stay on the server a very enjoyable one and you could even earn /fly and /hat!! Our staff members are very humble, capable and will help you at anytime. Our server is 24/7 so you can play anytime of the day. We hope that we will see you soon!

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