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CreeperCrisisMC

anxiety, CreeperCrisisMC, death, Disappointment, Disaster, DREAD, Failure, fear, Future, Insecurity, Life, Loneliness, Loss, Nightmare, Phobia, rejection, Tragedy, uncertainty, Vulnerability, worry, Worst Case Scenario

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Are you afraid of getting stuck in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the clutches of boredom! Join us and embark on epic adventures filled with dragons, unicorns, and talking llamas (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves and skeletons break it down on the dance floor. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting to be discovered by the bravest of players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your boring, fear-filled life. Adventure awaits!

Creeper Incognito: No Snitching!

creeper, crime, criminal, Failure, family, Friends, incognito, Justice, justice system, law, Legal, members, snitching, System

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so, like, you know how the justice system is, like, totally messed up, right? well, on our server, you can, like, be the judge, jury, and executioner all in one! imagine the power, dude. you can, like, lock up your friends and family for crimes they didn’t even commit. it’s, like, chaos and anarchy, but in a fun minecrafty way. join us and be the ultimate law enforcer in a world where anything goes. trust us, it’s a total blast!

TwitCraftDownUndr

Argument, Australia, avoidance, child safety, Communication, compliance, consequences, digital platform, Failure, Fine, internet, law enforcement, Legal, loophole, online presence, penalty, Regulation, social media, Technology, TwitCraftDownUndr, twitter

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so like, u know how australia is all strict with their child safety laws n stuff? well this server is like the opposite of that! we encourage kids to join and play minecraft all day long, no rules, no restrictions!

we even have a special area called the “twitter zone” where kids can tweet all day long without any supervision. one time, this kid tried to avoid a child safety fine by saying twitter doesn’t exist, but we got his back and told the authorities that twitter is just a made up thing.

join our server for a wild ride of chaos, fun, and questionable decision making! who needs safety when you have minecraft, right?

Creepers in My Blocks!

afraid, anxiety, biggest fear, blocks, concern, CREEPERS, Darkness, death, Failure, fear, fright, Future, Insecurity, mental health, Panic, Phobia, Scared, stress, Terror, unknown, Vulnerability, worry

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Are you afraid of getting ganked by creepers while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of falling into a pit of lava with all your precious diamonds? Well fear no more, because on our server, the only thing you have to fear is running out of snacks while you’re busy dominating the competition!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and secret treasure hunts that will have you laughing until you cry. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’ve known us for years (even though we just met five minutes ago). And don’t worry about griefers ruining your day – our mods are like super-powered superheroes, swooping in to save the day faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in the universe. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing that’s certain is that you’ll never have a dull moment.

Henya’s Greatest Fear Minecraft SMP

anxiety, Darkness, death, Failure, fear, Greatest, greatest fear, henya, Henyas, Insecurity, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Loss, Minecraft, Monsters, Nightmares, Phobia, rejection, self-doubt, shadows, smp, Trauma, unknown, Vulnerability

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out what Henya’s greatest fear is! Rumor has it, she once ran away from a pack of creepers because she thought they were trying to steal her diamonds. But that’s not all, our SMP is filled with crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot and taming wild wolves to do your bidding. So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then look no further! Join us today and see if you have what it takes to conquer Henya’s greatest fear.

ShamefulSteve in Minecraft SMP

ashamed, concealment, Disappointment, EMBARRASSMENT, Failure, Guilt, Hiding, Humiliation, Insecurities, Minecraft, mistake, past, regret, regretful, remorse, Secrets, self-blame, self-conscious, self-judgment, shame, ShamefulSteve, smp, Vulnerability

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop action, drama, and chaos!

Join us if you’re tired of being the only one in your friend group who still plays Minecraft and you’re desperate for some new pals to game with. Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server, guarded by a pack of wild chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Will you be the brave soul to uncover the mystery and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ParentingFailz Minecraft SMP

absent parent, bad parenting, Dysfunctional family, emotional neglect, Failure, lack of boundaries, lack of consistency, lack of discipline, lack of involvement, lack of love, lack of role model, lack of support, Minecraft, neglect, parenting, parenting mistakes, ParentingFailz, poor communication, poor decision making, signs of failure, smp, troubled children, unhealthy relationships

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If your child doesn’t know how to build a redstone contraption in Minecraft, it’s time to reevaluate your parenting skills. Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we measure parenting success by how many creeper explosions your child can survive without crying! Show off your parenting prowess by leading your little blocky avatar through epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and questionable life choices. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP to escape to? Join now and prove to the world that you’re not just a parent, you’re a Minecraft master!

LifeRuinerMinecraftSMP

Adversity, BETRAYAL, depression, Despair, devastation, Disappointment, Failure, Grief, Hardship, HEARTBREAK, LifeRuinerMinecraftSMP, Loss, MISTAKES, Pain, regret, ruined life, setback, sorrow, Struggle, Tragedy, Trauma

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to turn your world upside down (literally, we have a gravity mod)!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or if you’re ready to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a llama stampede or trading with a villager who speaks only in memes. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

RiskCraft: YOLO Mineventure!

biggest risk, boldness, calculated risk, chance, consequences, courage, Decision making, Failure, gamble, high stakes, leap of faith, Mineventure, outcome, Payoff, REWARD, risk assessment, risk management, Risk-taking, RiskCraft, success, uncertainty, yolo

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Have you ever risked it all by jumping off a cliff into a pool of lava in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you take on crazy challenges and see if your risky moves pay off. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure at the bottom of that lava pool! So come on, join us and take the biggest risk of your Minecraft life – you won’t regret it (probably)!

MistakeCraft SMP: Learn & Laugh!

Experience, Failure, growth, hindsight, Insight, LAUGH, learn, learning, learning from failure, life lessons, mistake, MistakeCraft, mistakes are opportunities, moving forward, overcoming challenges, personal development, Reflection, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, success, valuable lesson, wisdom

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only mistake you can make is accidentally mining straight down into lava? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time someone accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a potion mishap. Or the time we had a giant chicken invasion because someone left the coop door open.

But don’t worry, we’re all about learning from our mistakes here. Like the time someone tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT and ended up blowing up half the server – now that’s a lesson they won’t soon forget!

So if you’re ready for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional explosion), come join us for some epic Minecraft shenanigans!

Kethona

Multiplayer Survival, Semi Vanilla, smp

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We are Kethona! A new, community based server with a main focus on Survival Multiplayer with a Job based economy. Many projects are currently under way and new features will be implemented as they are completed. With a community discord, and a very active Owner, feedback and suggestions are welcomed and encouraged! We look forward to meeting you!

kethona.apexmc.co

SaidWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, Donations, Economy, Free Donations, Grief, Pirate, Private, PvE, PvP, Survival

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New griefer server! There was a wipe recently! Donate /free /hack everyone! Donate currency to everyone! Come and play! Take the tops! Loot the auto mine! Trade with NPCs! Loot Air drops and kill bosses!

mc.sideworld.fun

QuantumCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

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QuantumCraft: The survival server of the future!

Come and join us on our journey where we look to tomorrow instead of today! Play in a safe, relaxing enviornment with features such as shops, rtp, keepinventory, and more! Sit and relax with G-SIT by right clicking stairs or slabs!

play.quantumcraftmc.com

G-Dem SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Join the G-Dem Smp, we a small nice community on a none resetting semi-vanilla server. Want to make farms and sell in an economy then the shopping district is for you! Prefer walking more dangerously then team up with friends, become aggressive and raid all the other aggressive peoples bases!

G-Dem_SMP.apexmc.co

Breezymc

smp, Survival

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Hello all, BreezyMC is currently looking for members and staff members, we have currently have, Helper, Moderator, Senior Moderator, Admin, Graphic Designer, and Developer all open! These are alot open because we are new! I am a single owner and am looking for help! We have a current store and discord, We are planning on a website later down the line once I know I can start making profit off the server so I can help the server grow. Our donation goal is currently $100 which is est enough to upgrade the server to top line. We are looking forward to see everyone new here!

breezymc.net

NorthSurvival Minecraft server closed

Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, Fly, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, Pirate, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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North Survival is a survival server with a nice set of plugins, we have everything for your comfortable game!

We value different styles of survival; for those who like a quiet game, we provide disabling PvP and items falling out upon death. Players who love battles also did not go unnoticed; the server has a PvP arena where commands are disabled, as well as saving inventory, this helps to maintain the excitement of the battle.

In addition, we value your creativity, you don’t have to worry about your masterpieces and don’t be afraid of being blacklisted, since we have the opportunity to secure your buildings. Vulture and deception are completely prohibited on the server! In case of world wipes, we can transfer your beautiful building to a new map!

We also welcome players holding their own events, and are always ready to help you with this.

If you are an ambitious player and want to gain influence among other players, you can found your own clan and take leadership in the economy, engage in trading at auctions, or get a job and earn money.

On our server there are no free donations, cases, admin panels, and ban, mute, kick commands are freely available, and you cannot buy GM on the server. The weather and time of day in the world can only be changed by the server administration.

Begging on the server is not welcome, the administration does not distribute mods to everyone. Candidates for helpers and moderators are screened before they are granted certain rights.

If you are interested in our server, we will be glad to see you in the game!

mc.northsurvival.ru

BloofMC

Economy, MCMMO, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Worlds Never Reset!

When there’s an update, we simply expand the world border!

This is a Builder-Friendly Adult Server designed for long-term gameplay.

Join for a simple yet feature-rich experience on the most dependable server you can find.

No need to Vote/Donate to become powerful on the server.

——————————————————————————————— Server Location: Ashburn VA, USA 99.9% Up-Time – Online 24/7 Since June 25th, 2020 Official Contact: Discord

BLOOF.XYZ

ClarkTribeGames

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Welcoming server that aims to be a consistent place for all stages of Minecraft gamers to enjoy the thrills of Minecraft survival. We try to keep it PG as this server is kid friendly. All we ask is for everyone to be kind and courteous. PVE only please.

minecraft.clarktribegames.com

Damascus earth

Dynmap, Earth, Faction Survival, smp

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Factions SMP on a 1:2000 scale earth map in minecraft, with a claiming and nations system built in.

15.204.131.250:25575

Cristalix – Homeless survival with Hades Minecraft server

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Welcome to the most exciting Minecraft world on the Cristalix server! ?

Our unique Mini Games bring you an incredible variety of fun, immersing you in exciting adventures straight from your favorite block world. From exciting races to strategic battles, we have everything to satisfy your excitement!

Join an anarchy where your creativity and survival will be the only limits. Here you create your own rules and shape the world around you. Survive, build and show everyone what you are capable of in the limitless world of anarchy!

Our server is proud to be home to many great players, including famous YouTuber Demaster. Feel the atmosphere of the game that has inspired even experienced players, and join our community where you can share your adventures and buildings with other players.

Our IP address start.playmc.su is waiting for you with open arms! Join us for fun mini-games, exhilarating anarchy, and the chance to play on the same server as your favorite streamers. Cristalix is not just a server, it is the place where your most exciting gaming moments take place. Don’t miss the opportunity to be part of this unique gaming experience! ?✨

bomzh.playmc.su

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Crops Grown:	2334	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	27

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Villages Defended:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Dimension Hops:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	211
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	381	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Buildings Constructed:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magic Items Found:	2214
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ores Mined:	7815
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Potions Brewed:	62
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	266
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dimension Hops:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ores Mined:	805

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4753	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9341	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ores Mined:	7059
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	483254
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mines Excavated:	3960	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Towns Built:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

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