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  • Snoyflop’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

    Snoyflop’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 2521
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Potions Brewed: 117
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

    Join us and become part of the legendary Snoyflop tribe, where we battle against the evil Snoysters who are always trying to ruin our fun. Will you be the hero that saves the day or will you join forces with the Snoysters and cause chaos? The choice is yours!

    But beware, on our server, anything can happen. From exploding chickens to flying pigs, you never know what kind of madness awaits you around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Join us now and let the insanity begin! Remember, on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules. So come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the chaos and join our epic adventure today!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Dynasty Minecraft SMP Trio

    Dynasty Minecraft SMP Trio
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 8248
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 150 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Mines Excavated: 1922
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of the most chaotic and unpredictable server out there! We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, battle mythical creatures, and try to survive the constant pranks and shenanigans of our mischievous players.

    Remember that time when our reigning champions built a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of the spawn area? Or when a group of players decided to start a llama racing league and things quickly spiraled out of control? Yeah, those were the good old days.

    But don’t worry, there’s still hope for you to become the next legendary player on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to bring back the glory days and lead our server to victory once again. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • > So you lost No Nut November Minecraft SMP

    > So you lost No Nut November Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 8911
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we don’t judge you for losing No Nut November because let’s be real, Minecraft is way more important than that silly challenge. Join us and let’s build a world where the only nuts we care about are the ones we find in our chests (get your mind out of the gutter, we’re talking about diamonds and emeralds here).

    Our server is full of crazy characters like Bob the Creeper Whisperer who can tame creepers with just a wink, and Sally the Sheep Herder who has a secret sheep army that she uses to take over villages. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

    But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we dance the night away to the sweet sounds of C418. And rumor has it that Notch himself makes a surprise appearance every now and then to show off his sick dance moves.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will make losing No Nut November totally worth it.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

    Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 1817
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26
    Endless Legions Commanded: 12 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Dragon Eggs Found: 1859
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 331 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens, or the challenge of building a house while being bombarded by exploding sheep.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines, guarded by a giant spider with a taste for diamond armor. Will you be brave enough to face the eight-legged beast and claim the riches for yourself?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a good pair of running shoes!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Reason Why I Suffer More Than Others and Stand as a ‘Failure’ Minecraft SMP

    The Reason Why I Suffer More Than Others and Stand as a ‘Failure’ Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 1299
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds all day? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you!

    Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and consciousness that will make you question your very existence. Our players are so emotionally intelligent, they can feel the pixels on their screens crying out for help.

    But don’t worry, we’re not all doom and gloom. We also have epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, and have dance parties in the Nether.

    So if you’re ready to join a server where being a failure in life is a badge of honor and suffering is just another way to prove how woke you are, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, we’re full of ourselves and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lost No Nut November Minecraft Server

    Lost No Nut November Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 222
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Void Armor Forged: 12
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Runes Activated: 6 New Chunks Explored: 662183

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll never be as lit as our community! We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a castle so epic, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and memes so dank, they’ll make you question reality.

    But be warned, once you join our server, you might find yourself saying things like “I just lost No Nut November to her…” because the excitement is just too much to handle. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ””College Dropout Minecraft SMP””

    ””College Dropout Minecraft SMP””
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 6314
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 85
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the real world crushing your dreams and aspirations? Do you want to escape the horrors of low-status wagie jobs and embrace the comfy life of higher education? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join us and experience the joy of being a virtual student, where your GPA doesn’t matter and you can attend school for free while receiving a stipend on top! No need to worry about finding a job after graduation, just focus on building your virtual campus and exploring the freedom of choosing what to do with your time.

    Forget dealing with bosses, now your only concern is whether your virtual professor is lazy or incompetent. Enjoy the cozy feeling of being on campus on a cloudy day, wearing a sweater and getting ready to eat a warm virtual lunch.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP and embrace the comfiness of higher education in a virtual world where the future is bright and the possibilities are endless!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Dumbest Looking, Least Scary of All Xenomorphs Minecraft SMP

    The Dumbest Looking, Least Scary of All Xenomorphs Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 4840
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 26
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Enchantments Applied: 83
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 82 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join us in our quest to defeat the most hilariously incompetent alien, Alien Romulus! This guy is the epitome of a failed experiment – he’s the dumbest looking, least scary xenomorph you’ll ever come across. Seriously, he’s more likely to trip over his own tail than actually pose a threat.

    But don’t let his lack of intimidation factor fool you – Alien Romulus is still causing chaos in our world. He’s been stealing all the diamonds and turning them into glittery space crafts to try and impress his alien crush. It’s up to us to stop him before he turns our entire server into a intergalactic disco party.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and challenging, come join us and help us take down Alien Romulus once and for all. Plus, we have free cake every Wednesday and our resident llama, Larry, tells the best jokes in the galaxy. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild adventure!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lose Trump Minecraft Server

    Lose Trump Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 8417
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 76
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that promise excitement but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us for the wildest ride of your life as we promise you more drama than a Mumbai soap opera. Our server is so unpredictable, even Donald Trump himself couldn’t handle the chaos.

    On Wednesday, we’re going to shake things up so hard that $DJT will look like a stable investment in comparison. Don’t miss out on this final grift, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT).

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  • Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

    Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 935
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24
    Farms Harvested: 691 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Magical Moments Shared: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything goes smoothly? Well, look no further because on our server, everything that can go wrong, will go wrong!

    Join us for a wild ride as we unleash chaos upon the Minecraft world. Creepers that explode into rainbow confetti, chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has taken up knitting as a hobby and will challenge players to a knitting contest instead of a battle.

    So if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and where you never know what crazy adventure awaits you around the corner, then come join us! Just be prepared for things to go horribly wrong in the most hilarious way possible.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AstroCraft [Network]

    AstroCraft [Network]
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 8561
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Emeralds Found: 1649 Void Gems Collected: 33

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    AstroCraft ★ ▌PRISON ▌PLOTS ▌WARZONE ▌SURVIVAL ▌

    The Galaxies of the Unknown to be Known!!!

    Server IP: play.astrocraft.org

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    AstroCraft Features:

    JUST LAUNCHED PRISON SEASON 10! COMPLETELY REBALANCED! PRIVATE MINES! CUSTOM FISHING! Hyperion is an OP Prison server with unlimited prestige’s and 25+ COOL OP Pickaxe upgrades. Every player gets their own private mine and the mine size is upgradable through mine tickets found in crates. Crates give OP rewards like: mine bombs, multiplier armor, robots, pouches, drills, pickaxe levels, keys, and so much more! Store all your loot and build cool builds with shop on your plots. There are leaderboards for pretty much everything. Also, there are a few types of in game stores. There is player rewards system to buy premium items in a shop using gems. Then, a micro transaction store using meteorites. Everything can be obtained by playing the game. This is not a pay to win server.

    In Hyperion, we have a custom plugin that handles payouts for every day, week, month, and season. After the event ends, it will automatically reward the winners when they log into the server. You must join each event manually with the command /e. The only event that automatically joins you is the season payouts. The season payouts gives you meteorites, which if you remember is, for the micro transaction store. Something to note is the only currency that transfers to the new season is meteorites, so save those meteorites for the new season!

    Lastly, there’s so much more to do than just mining. If you want to switch it up, you can go fishing or PvP to be the top player. With fishing, we have a custom fishing plugin with a bunch of activities to complete. At the end of the spawn area there is an ocean where players can fish and level up their fishing skills. You can make deliveries to receive special items. You can also sell fish, gut fish for entropy, and so much more. There are also custom enchants just for the fishing rod, which are called augments.

    In the Warzone, keep inventory is off, there is scheduled KOTH’s, and Envoy’s. They each have pretty OP Rewards. For KOTH’s if you win one, there is a crate key you will receive, that you can open at the warzone spawn, and in that crates has a bunch of cool items and op weapons and armor. There are also mineable blocks in the Warzone. Mine any of the visible magma blocks to receive a varying chances of extra cash, coins, and XP. You can also have a very small chance of receiving some meteorites. The magma block regenerate after a certain amount of time. There are also cow spawners in the Warzone to farm more XP and get some food.

    EXP is used to enchant weapons and armor with custom enchants. Use /ce to open the menu to purchase 50+ custom enchants using levels. White scroll is to protect the item from being destroyed by the enchant. Black scroll is to remove a random enchant. The success dust is to increase the chance of it enchanting the item. The destroy dust is to decrease the chance of it destroying the item. Use custom enchants to dominate and become the top player in the Warzone. There is a PvP tier system in place as well.

    SOAR SMP! WE HAVE UPDATED TO 1.21! NEW CUSTOM FARMING UPDATE OUT NOW! We have a series of servers you can join and play from Survival, Events and eventually a Prison server! We have a fast growing community with loads to do. We have the players best interest in mind and all the players can vouch for that. Our team is devoted to keeping your gameplay as fun and safe as possible. One of our popular modes currently is survival check below to see.

    Survival is protected with land claim (grief prevention), and you gain more as you play. We try to keep it as close to normal vanilla survival as possible. There are FREE in game ranks that you work towards by voting and unlock more land claim and chest shops. Keep inventory is enabled everywhere even pvp areas. The world border is set at 30k x 30k. Everything is pre-generated, so it is lag free. A few things of the many that we have is McMMO, jobs, fishing tournaments, quests, voting ranks, economy, player shops, events, rewards, guilds, and so much more.

    In Survival, the economy is community based. Player build chest shops or sell in auction house for money. There are also Jobs which you can make money but also get points. You can use those points to by Vehicles (Planes, Trains, Cars, etc.) You can also use points to buy spawners. There are also custom enchants for the PvP areas. Survival has quick shop for selling to other players. Use player warps to get to players shops.

    Newly added custom fishing and voting system! Find new types of fish and bait. There are also daily fishing tournaments at certain times of the day for rewards. We also just changed the vote system. Vote for vote points which you can redeem in the vote shop. You can get claim blocks, money, keys, and bunch of other cool stuff. There are also lucky votes which has a chance to give you rare keys.

    Newly added resource worlds and events! The resource world resets every month and is limited with a 10k x 10k world border. The nether resource world is the same. The end resource world resets everyday. We also added in /events and with these there will be daily, weekly, and monthly events. If you are in the top 3, you will get a few good rewards (Keys, Job Points, Money, Diamonds). The weekly and daily events will be changed once a week, so that you have fresh events to compete in.

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  • Can’t-opie Server: We’re Semi-Vanilla, But Fully Hilarious! Join the Fun, No Squares Allowed!

    Can’t-opie Server: We’re Semi-Vanilla, But Fully Hilarious! Join the Fun, No Squares Allowed!
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 6881
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    About We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We want you to meet new friends through working together on builds, events, building towns, or getting to know each other in discord! We just reset the map today, July 13th and we won’t reset again until the community calls for it!
    Server Settings Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla
    What We Offer
    • Soft Border – You will be able to explore to your heart’s content, but everything outside the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content.
    • Semi-Vanilla – This server is running Spigot and we have only added plugins that have NO effect on the vanilla feel. This means no TPA, land protecting or any plugins that alter vanilla mechanics.
    • Dynamic Map where you can view everyone’s builds in (nearly) real time!
    • NEW HATS – which hosts a variety of custom hats for you to wear!
    • DATAPACKS – Including Armor Stands, Mobhead drops, invisible item frames, and more!
    • Weekly Server Events – Each week we host fun events ranging from UHC to brand-new games!
    • Community Builds – Including a shopping mall, campground, farms and more.

    ★ Wanna join us? Check us out on the server or in Discord

    Information:

    IP: canopymc.net

    Discord: https://canopymc.net/discord

    Dynmap: https://canopymc.net/map

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How often is the map reset? We just reset the map on July 13th and won’t reset again until the community calls for it.
    What type of server is it? We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration.
    How many players are typically online? We typically have 50 people online at any given time.

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  • AngryTweetCraft Minecraft Server

    AngryTweetCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 9509
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Villages Defended: 11
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Magical Moments Shared: 29
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29 Enchantments Applied: 223

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a judo match with a roulette wheel? Look no further! Our server is so wild, we once had players match fixing races to determine the strongest hero in a final match! And if that’s not crazy enough, we also have Twitter drama trending with hashtags like “I hate France” and “match rigging” – it’s like the Olympics, but with way more drama and way less sportsmanship. Join us for the worst (but most entertaining) Minecraft experience in history!

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  • NotEvenTop2MinecraftSMP

    NotEvenTop2MinecraftSMP
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 7072
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being on a boring old Minecraft server where you’re not even in the top 2 anymore? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every night with creepers as our dance partners. Plus, our server is run by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world…starting with Minecraft! So come join us and be a part of the chaos and madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

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  • CakeWars Minecraft Server

    CakeWars Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 4290
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Then join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, guilt-free experience! Our server is filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun that will make you forget all about your family’s issues.

    Join us and build your own virtual family with fellow players who won’t forget to show up to your birthday party! No more waiting around for unreliable relatives, just pure gaming bliss.

    And hey, if you ever feel guilty about not baking a cake for someone’s birthday, don’t worry! Our server has a virtual bakery where you can bake as many cakes as you want without any family drama attached.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all that family drama behind in the real world. Trust us, it’s much more fun building castles than dealing with family feuds.

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  • LunchBoxMixUp

    LunchBoxMixUp
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 7519
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Zombie Dances: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!

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  • GoogleGoneWild Minecraft SMP

    GoogleGoneWild Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 7664
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
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  • WrongCraft: IrritatorMax

    WrongCraft: IrritatorMax
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 6436
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
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    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 2

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  • CraftyNations Minecraft Server

    CraftyNations Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 2599
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 45 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Dimension Hops: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 164
    Chimeras Created: 1 Runes Activated: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server, where we reject maduro just like the nations do!! we are like the avengers of minecraft, fighting against evil dictators and stuff. we even have protests in our server, but instead of signs we use pixelated pickaxes and swords. it’s like a virtual revolution, but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bad guys. so come join us and be a part of the resistance against maduro in the world of minecraft!

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  • GrayCraft: Spy vs. Spy

    GrayCraft: Spy vs. Spy
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 7255
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Magic Items Found: 5566
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Mineshafts Explored: 5

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