NoobNoMoreMC

aita, am i the asshole, Ankle Injury, Army, bank accounts, boot camp, depression, DISCOUNTS, Failure to Adapt, Graduation, marching band, Military, MLB Game, NoobNoMoreMC, Physical, sacrifice, Sensitive, Son, sports, Veteran, Xbox

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8723
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Votes:	4090

Looking for a Minecraft server that welcomes all, even those with a history of failed military attempts? Look no further! Our server is perfect for sensitive souls who prefer virtual battles over physical ones. Join us and receive exclusive discounts for veterans (even if your only battle scar is a sprained ankle). Plus, stand up and be recognized as a true warrior…or sit down and game on, we won’t judge! Come join the fun and prove that trying, even if it’s just trying to join the military, makes you a hero in our book.

GalacticGamerGirl in Minecraft SMP

angel, arcade games, character selection, Combat, Competitive Gaming, digital entertainment, Edition, Female Characters, Female fighters, Fighting Game, fighting game community, GalacticGamerGirl, gals, gaming culture, general, Girl Power, Minecraft, powerful females, SEXO, smp, Strong Women, video games, virtual battles

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8165
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further than Angel Sexo Edition! This server is filled with hilariously inappropriate jokes and crazy adventures that will have you laughing until you cry.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are always up for a good time. From building giant phallic structures to staging epic battles with mobs dressed in lingerie, there’s never a dull moment on Angel Sexo Edition.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Angel of Sex, a mythical creature who is said to grant wishes to those who can find her hidden lair. Will you be the one to uncover her secrets and reap the rewards?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Angel Sexo Edition today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with laughs, thrills, and maybe even a little bit of naughty fun.

ShowerCraft Minecraft Server

bed sheets, bedroom lock, cleanliness, controlling behavior, dark sheets, discoloration, ensuite bathroom, guest room, gym routine, husband hygiene, husband’s habits, marital issues, Minecraft, mother-in-law, personal hygiene, relationship problems, Server, shower schedule, ShowerCraft, smelly husband, stinky husband, washing routine, white sheets

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4597
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Runes Activated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fresh as a daisy? Look no further than our server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! Join us and escape the stench of real life with our virtual world where everyone smells like roses.

Tired of dealing with sweaty players who haven’t showered in days? Our server has a strict showering policy – no shower, no play! We even have virtual showers in-game for those who need a little reminder.

Join us and leave the stink of real life behind. Say goodbye to yellowed bed sheets and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme. Don’t let the stench of other servers keep you away – come join us and breathe in the fresh, clean air of our Minecraft world.

FitCraft: Mansplain Edition

abs, aita, body composition, body fat, body image, calories, Credentials, dieting, Edition, FitCraft, FITNESS, fitness industry, health, impossible standards, Mansplain, mansplained, mansplaining, nutrition, Unhealthy, unrealistic expectations, weight loss, wellness, Women’s Health

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8164
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of people bragging about their unrealistic body goals on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to escape the madness!

Join us and you’ll meet players who claim to have 5% body fat from only eating 500 calories a day for years! That’s right, we have the most dedicated and delusional players around. Who needs visible abs when you can have impossible standards instead?

And if anyone tries to mansplain the facts to you, just tell them you know your body better than anyone else! So come on over to our server and leave reality at the door – because here, the crazier the claim, the better!

CraftyRedFlags

Communication Issues, controlling behavior, CraftyRedFlags, dishonesty, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, INCONSISTENCY, Insecurity, instant red flags, Jealousy, lack of respect, lack of trust, Manipulation, red flags in relationships, relationship, signs of trouble, toxic behaviors, unhealthy dynamics, unhealthy patterns, unresolved conflicts, warning signs

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3696
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	394	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Endless Night Skies:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft server where you can find your perfect blocky soulmate! Instant red flags in any relationship include not sharing your enchanted golden apples and hogging all the obsidian for yourself. On our server, you’ll never have to worry about those issues because we believe in sharing the loot and building a strong, diamond-filled bond with your fellow players. So come join us and let’s craft a love story together!

CraftingChaos: US Troop Drama

Baghdad, Conflict, CraftingChaos, Defense, Drama, foreign relations, International, iran, iraq, Isis, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military presence, Politics, regional tensions, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Syria, Terrorism, troop, Troop withdrawal, Unrest, US

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can build ur own army and conquer other players’ lands just like iraq postponing plans for us troop withdrawal cuz they wanna keep flexing their muscles in the region. join us for epic battles and political drama, u never know what crazy alliances will form or who will betray u next. come for the minecraft, stay for the chaos.

Murk Madness: The Quest for Noobs! Fight Elite Mobs, PvP, Factions, & More – No Pay 2 Win!

admins, building, Combat, Discord, Eco Pets, Elite, Enchants, Factions, Farms, Fight, Leaderboards, madness, mmo, mobs, Moderators, Mods, MONEY, Murk, Noobs, Pay, PvP, Quest, Questlines, Raiding, RPG, Shop, Survival, Training, villagers, WIN

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	297
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	886	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

MurkPvP Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.murkpvp.com
BEDROCK IP	play.murkpvp.com
BEDROCK PORT	19132

Overview: MurkPvP is an MMO-inspired factions PvP server with custom dungeons, bosses, and a variety of end game gear for progression. The server has a friendly player base, old school factions feel, player-based auctions and economy, and proximity voice chat for communication.

Features:

Custom MMO gear with unique models
MCMMO skill system
Custom dungeons and bosses
Player-based auctions and economy
Combat pets to collect
Proximity voice chat

Starting Gear: All players start with an iron kit and a custom item, teleport within the survival world, and start playing.

Rules: Only spawn is protected, everything else can be broken. No pay-to-win elements, and a focus on a fair and enjoyable gameplay experience for all players.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Copy the server IP play.murkpvp.com to your Minecraft client and start playing.
Are there pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, the server does not have any pay-to-win features. All players have an equal opportunity to progress and enjoy the game.
Is there a ranking system on the server?	Players can obtain ranks based on their MCMMO score, but all ranks have the same commands and no rank has more power than the other.
How can I become a moderator or admin on the server?	Contact the server owner on Discord at https://discord.gg/AJHGS2pv to inquire about moderator or admin positions.

TrollCraft Minecraft Server

Funny Moments, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming tactics, Minecraft, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, online trolling, pranks, Server, TrollCraft, trolling, trolling experiences, trolling friends, trolling in online games, trolling in video games, trolling memories, trolling opponents, trolling stories, trolling strategies, trolling techniques, video game pranks, video games

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7254
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magic Items Found:	3709	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our server and become the ultimate troll master! We have secret traps, hidden pranks, and even a TNT launcher that shoots players into the sky! One time, a player thought they found diamonds, but it was actually just a block of sponge painted to look like ore – classic troll move! Join us and unleash your inner prankster in the most hilarious ways possible. Who needs diamonds when you can have a good laugh instead?

SignsOfLifeSMP

asking for acknowledgment, call for help, Communication, cry for attention, Demand, Desperation, Human Connection, long tail, longing for interaction, manifestation, need for response, outcry, PLEA, plea for recognition, reaching out, Request, seeking validation, signs of life, SignsOfLifeSMP, Urgency, yearning

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9074
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Crops Grown:	6676	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Farms Harvested:	486
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Buildings Constructed:	34
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further, because on our server, we demand signs of life! That’s right, if you don’t show us that you’re a living, breathing player, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom on our server. We have epic quests that will take you to the ends of the earth (literally, we have a world border set at 1,000,000 blocks). Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting to be found. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell items with other players. Need a stack of obsidian? Just trade in your rarest item and it’s yours. Want to build a castle made entirely of gold blocks? Well, you better start grinding because those don’t come cheap.

So come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and our strict rules about signs of life). Who knows, you might just become the ruler of this crazy, chaotic world.

PickyCraft – No Husband Food!

acidic foods, calamari, cooking preferences, Food, food buying, food dislikes, food exceptions, food preferences, food preferences communication, food preferences frustration, husband, husband frustrations, main dish preferences, oranges, picky eater, PickyCraft, Pineapple, raw tomatoes, restaurant choices, spicy food, sweet and sour, sweet vs acidic

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8255
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	81	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your food preferences better than your own husband? Look no further! Our server knows that you can’t stand spicy, sweet and sour, or acidic foods – just like us! We promise no sweet and sour chicken surprises here, only delicious pineapple and oranges when they’re sweet. Plus, we won’t get mad if you don’t eat the food we bring you – unless it’s in Minecraft, then we might have to throw you out of the server. Join us for a taste of virtual culinary delight and leave the spicy drama behind!

OrganicIndigestionCraft

balance, consequences, cravings, DELICIOUS, diet, digestion, discomfort, Food, guilty pleasure, health, indulgence, intestines, love, Moderation, OrganicIndigestionCraft, Organs, satisfaction, self-control, stomach, Tasty, Unhealthy

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5030
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of your organs betraying you every time you indulge in your favorite foods? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, your organs will never judge you for your love of spicy tacos, greasy pizza, or sugary treats! Join us and feast to your heart’s content without fear of repercussions from your internal organs. Who needs a healthy digestive system anyway when you can have unlimited virtual feasts in Minecraft? Join now and let the foodie in you run wild!

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