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  • BizCraft SMP: Govt Inc.

    BizCraft SMP: Govt Inc.

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    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like running a country but with blocks and creepers! It’s like being the CEO of a business, but instead of meetings you have to fight off zombies and build epic castles.

    We have a secret underground bunker where we hold our meetings and plan world domination (in Minecraft of course). Plus, our currency is diamonds so you can literally be rolling in riches.

    And get this, the president of the server is a talking llama who wears a top hat. He’s super wise and gives the best advice, like “always carry a bucket of lava for emergencies”.

    So come join us and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP ever! Who needs real life when you can rule a virtual world with your blocky buddies? Let’s goooooooo!

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  • Crafting Chaos: The Moment It All Went Wrong

    Crafting Chaos: The Moment It All Went Wrong

    New Minecraft Servers

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds in your favorite Minecraft server, when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire base. As you watch your hard work crumble before your eyes, you can’t help but think, “Yep, everything just went horribly wrong.”

    But fear not, dear player, for there is a server out there that will turn your Minecraft mishaps into hilarious adventures! Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging exploding creepers while riding on the back of a flying pig. Build your dream castle only to have it invaded by an army of friendly zombies who just want to party.

    Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server you’ll embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, battle evil llamas in a quest for revenge, and even ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe…we think).

    So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just remember, when everything goes horribly wrong, it’s probably because you’re having too much fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • OopsWrongBlock Minecraft SMP

    OopsWrongBlock Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL, imagine you’re just minding your own business on this Minecraft SMP and you accidentally dig straight down and fall into a pit of lava! RIP to your diamond armor, amirite? But don’t worry, on this server, we have a special “Lava Pit Survival Challenge” where you have to try and escape the lava pit without dying. It’s like a mini-game within the game, how epic is that?!

    And let me tell you about our legendary “Chicken Army War” event. Basically, we all have to gather as many chickens as possible and then have a massive battle where the winner is crowned the Chicken King. It’s clucking ridiculous but so much fun!

    Oh, and did I mention our secret underground disco party? Yeah, we have a whole underground club where we host dance parties with glowstone dance floors and music discs playing all night long. It’s lit, literally!

    So if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your blocky butt off, then come join us! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always trying to photobomb our group selfies. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Eternal Quest 1.20.2

    Eternal Quest 1.20.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s so lit, it’ll make you question if you’re actually living in a simulation.

    I mean, come on, the admins on this server are like wizards who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. They’ll hook you up with enchanted gear, epic builds, and maybe even a pet dragon if you’re lucky.

    And don’t even get me started on the players on this server. They’re like a bunch of crazed villagers on a sugar rush, but in a good way. You’ll never have a dull moment with these nutjobs around.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now before I lose my mind and start building a giant statue of a potato in the spawn area. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Epic Quest Realms 1.21.3

    Epic Quest Realms 1.21.3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you a total loser like me? Do you suck at everything but still think you’re better than everyone else? Then you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro!

    Because on this server, being a complete failure is actually a good thing! We celebrate mediocrity and incompetence here, so you’ll fit right in.

    Plus, you can finally feel superior to all those normies who think they’re so great. Show them who’s boss by being the worst player on the server!

    Join now and revel in your own inadequacy. It’s the only place where being a total loser is a badge of honor.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Zero Carbon Fun Land

    Zero Carbon Fun Land

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we use carbon dioxide removal (CDR) to decarbonize stuff and make everything net zero! We got pathways and emissions and all dat fancy science stuff.

    But watch out, cuz if we misallocate dat CDR, we gonna fail and not reach 1.5°C. So come on, join da madness and help us save da world in da most ridiculous way possible!

    We got crazy stories, insane adventures, and lots of mispellings to keep you entertained. So what you waiting for? Join now and be a part of dis wacky Minecraft server like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PeaceCraft: Ukraine Edition

    PeaceCraft: Ukraine Edition

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we make peace in Ukraine by building giant pixel art of peace signs and rainbows. if you don’t join, the EU will be very disappointed and might send a herd of angry sheep to your house. plus, if you join, you get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its butt. so come on, let’s make peace and have a blast in minecraft land!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Fallen Mighty Realms 1.20

    Fallen Mighty Realms 1.20

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    Join this Minecraft server and witness the epic battle of the century between the chickens and the pigs!

    Experience the thrill of building your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano!

    Unleash your inner mad scientist and create crazy contraptions that defy the laws of physics!

    Explore a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk!

    Join now and become part of a community that is as wacky and wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar high!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most insane Minecraft server ever created!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Eternal Quests 1.21.3

    Eternal Quests 1.21.3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s the bomb dot com. We got creepers that explode confetti, like what even is that madness? And the zombies? Don’t even get me started, they breakdance instead of attacking you. It’s like Thriller up in here, man.

    But wait, there’s more! Our skeletons shoot rainbows instead of arrows, because why the heck not? And the Ender Dragon? Oh man, that dude wears a top hat and monocle, he’s the fanciest dragon you’ll ever meet.

    So come on, join us on this server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your butt off. It’s a total clown fiesta, but in the best way possible. Don’t be a square, join the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Hero Zero Realm 1.20.3

    Hero Zero Realm 1.20.3

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    Yo, bro, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s gonna blow your mind! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like going from hero to zero in the blink of an eye!

    Imagine being a total boss in the game, slaying dragons and building epic castles, only to suddenly become a total noob who can’t even punch a tree without crying. That’s the kind of rollercoaster ride you can expect on this server!

    But hey, that’s not all! We’ve got secret hidden treasures, mysterious dungeons, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate thrill of going from hero to zero in the most ridiculous way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Madness

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Madness

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    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – PICOLO DAY! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined PICOLO DAY and discovered a secret underground disco party filled with dancing creepers and grooving skeletons. The player danced the night away and even won a diamond sword in a dance-off against a zombie!

    But that’s not all – on PICOLO DAY, you can ride rainbow-colored llamas through a magical forest, challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess, and even build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon! Plus, every player gets a pet chicken that lays golden eggs.

    So come join us on PICOLO DAY, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • ChunkyCraft: Where the blocks are big and the players are thicc! #MinecraftMadness

    ChunkyCraft: Where the blocks are big and the players are thicc! #MinecraftMadness

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as thick as a bowl of oatmeal and twice as delicious! Our server is filled with the fattest, most disgustingly beautiful lard-filled girls you’ve ever seen. And let me tell you, we’ve got pictures so big, you’ll need a widescreen monitor just to take it all in!

    Join us for epic adventures in a world where the only limit is your appetite. Build towering structures made entirely out of bacon, mine for diamonds in a cave filled with melted cheese, and battle giant mobs of chicken nuggets. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So why wait? Come join us on our server and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you craving more (literally). Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously cheesy.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • UnitedCrafters SMP: Where Creepers are just misunderstood souls looking for a hug

    UnitedCrafters SMP: Where Creepers are just misunderstood souls looking for a hug

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    UnitedCrafters SMP

    Server Overview
    Welcome to UnitedCrafters SMP, a vibrant and chill community for players aged 13 and up! We maintain a vanilla feel with some fantastic plugins that enhance gameplay. Claim your spot and build freely, just be mindful of others’ space.
    Our server will launch once we hit 15 applications. It will run on the newest version (not snapshot) and is here to stay. No playtime expectations; take a break for six months, and we’ll still be here. Play your way – whether you’re a redstoner, builder, or collector. Our economy mirrors Hermitcraft, with diamonds as the primary currency.
    For Java players, we offer a lot of QOF features like double shulker shells, etc. More features are listed on our discord. Our community is welcoming and helpful to new players. Good vibes only, but we love a bit of friendly banter.
    Griefing, stealing, and any behavior that ruins the fun are not tolerated. Join us to make new friends, explore builds, and discuss future plans. We’re committed to growth and welcome suggestions. Our active staff team values your input.

    FAQ

    QuestionAnswer
    How do I join the server?Join our Discord server and apply there to join UnitedCrafters SMP.
    What is the minimum age to join?Players must be aged 13 and up to join the server.
    Is griefing allowed?No, griefing, stealing, and any behavior that ruins the fun are not tolerated.
    What currency is used in the economy?Diamonds are the primary currency in our economy, mirroring Hermitcraft.
    Are there any playtime expectations?No, take a break for six months and we’ll still be here when you return.

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  • WardenMC VS Hypixel

    WardenMC VS Hypixel

    New Minecraft Servers

    Comparison of Hypixel and WardenMC Minecraft Servers

    Hypixel

    ProsCons
    Thousands of players onlineCan be overwhelming for new players
    Wide variety of game modesSome game modes may be unbalanced
    Regular updates and eventsPotential for lag during peak hours

    WardenMC

    ProsCons
    Focused on lifesteal gameplayMay not appeal to players looking for variety
    Player-driven economySmaller player base
    Custom shop systemLimited in-game features compared to larger servers

    FAQ:

    Which server has more players?

    Hypixel has thousands of players online at any given time, while WardenMC has a smaller player base.

    Which server offers more variety in gameplay?

    Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes to choose from, while WardenMC is focused on lifesteal gameplay.

    Which server has a more stable performance?

    Hypixel may experience lag during peak hours due to high player traffic, while WardenMC may have a more stable performance due to its smaller player base.

    Which server has a more active community?

    Hypixel has a larger and more active community due to its popularity and frequent updates and events. WardenMC may have a more close-knit community due to its smaller player base.

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  • Blocky Loli Party

    Blocky Loli Party

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are cute and the players are even cuter! Join us on our loli thread for a wild ride through a world filled with rainbow-colored sheep and dancing pandas.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a talking chicken who offered them a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted carrot. Little did they know, this carrot had the power to turn any player into a magical unicorn with the ability to fly.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it that if you can impress him with your sick dance moves, he’ll grant you three wishes, no questions asked.

    So come on down to our loli thread and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies – they may look innocent, but they’re actually plotting world domination.

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BeanCraft: Where beans on toast is the only currency!

    BeanCraft: Where beans on toast is the only currency!

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their basic builds and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bean-tastic place to be!

    Join us if you dare, because on our server, there’s too much beans on toast! That’s right, every corner you turn, every block you break, you’ll be greeted with the delicious aroma of baked beans and buttery toast. It’s a culinary delight for your virtual taste buds!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and spreading joy (and beans) wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to stop their bean-filled antics? The choice is yours!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where beans on toast reign supreme and anything is possible. Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Crafty Curry Crew

    Crafty Curry Crew

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further, because our server is the ultimate desi bro paradise! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Bollywood dance party breaks out in the caves! And don’t even get us started on the epic tandoori chicken battles that happen every Friday night. Plus, our custom-built Taj Mahal spawn point will make you feel like royalty every time you log on. So come join us and see how desi bros cope with the craziness of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Blocky Ballers: Minecraft Euroleague Finals Edition

    Blocky Ballers: Minecraft Euroleague Finals Edition

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce! Just like in the basketball Euroleague final game, anything can happen on our server. Picture this: you’re in a heated battle with another player, tied at 49-49, when suddenly a lucky 3-pointer changes the game. But wait, everyone in the virtual stands is too busy checking their phones for updates on Joselu in Madrid! Real Madrid keeps scoring goals, causing chaos and distractions that lead to your ultimate defeat.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of unexpected twists and turns, where rivalries run deep and anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself caught up in a virtual meltdown just like Barcelona. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to come out on top in the craziest Minecraft server around!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • AsteriaX Network VS Hypixel

    AsteriaX Network VS Hypixel

    New Minecraft Servers

    Comparison between Hypixel and AsteriaX Network

    Hypixel

    ProsCons
    Large player baseCan be overwhelming for new players
    Wide variety of minigamesMay experience lag due to high number of players
    Frequent updates and eventsCan be competitive and challenging

    AsteriaX Network

    ProsCons
    Family friendly communitySmaller player base
    Community-driven serverMay lack some of the features of larger servers
    Offers a variety of gameplay modesLess frequent updates compared to larger servers

    Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Which server has more players?

    Hypixel has a larger player base compared to AsteriaX Network.

    2. Can I expect any lag while playing on these servers?

    Hypixel may experience lag due to its high number of players, while AsteriaX Network may have less lag due to its smaller player base.

    3. Which server offers a more competitive experience?

    Hypixel can be more competitive and challenging compared to AsteriaX Network.

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  • Blocky Babez: The Hottest Server in /vt/

    Blocky Babez: The Hottest Server in /vt/

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the sex symbol of /vt/! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is so hot, it’s been known to make players spontaneously combust from the sheer awesomeness of it all. – We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with virtual celebrities. – Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon has to wait in line to get in. – Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superhuman abilities like the power to fly or shoot lasers from your eyes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join the sexiest Minecraft server on /vt/ and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

    New Minecraft Server
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