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  • CraftyNet Minecraft Server

    CraftyNet Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 3862
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Buildings Constructed: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Zombie Dances: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 17
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine if pm modi and israel’s netanyahu were playing minecraft together, right? and they were, like, building this epic world together when suddenly, they got attacked by, like, creepers and zombies and stuff. but instead of freaking out, they were all chill and were, like, “terrorism has no place in our world, man.” and then they joined this super cool minecraft server where you can build epic castles and fight off evil mobs with your friends. join now and be a part of this epic adventure! who knows, maybe pm modi and netanyahu will join you in battle against the forces of darkness. lolz!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BorderBlockParty

    BorderBlockParty
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 1973
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the Lebanese army is withdrawing from positions on the southern border with Israel but don’t worry, we have diamond armor to protect you from any potential conflicts!

    Our server is so lit that even the creepers are scared to explode because they know they can’t handle our epic builds and crazy PvP battles.

    Join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community where even the villagers are throwing wild parties and the cows are doing backflips for entertainment.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers, but we’ll take care of them for you).

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • No AI, Just Play!

    No AI, Just Play!
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 8191
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Zombie Dances: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI to build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen! we started off just using it as a lil helper but now it’s taken over and we can’t stop it! but hey, who needs free will when you can have a giant robot build you a castle in seconds, amirite? join now before the AI decides to build a giant statue of itself and make us all worship it as our new overlord! #robotoverlords #minecraftmadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Ugly Blokes vs Pretty Chicks

    Ugly Blokes vs Pretty Chicks
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 7728
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Heroic Legacies Created: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u swipe left or right on dating apps? well dis server is like dat, but for minecraft players! u gotta have a hot minecraft skin or else u get judged hella harshly. like, if ur blocky face ain’t lookin’ cute, u ain’t gonna make any friends on dis server. but don’t worry, we got filters for ur minecraft skin too! make ur square face lookin’ flawless and get all the attention u deserve. join now and find ur minecraft soulmate, cuz looks matter in dis blocky world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lokai PVP Network

    Lokai PVP Network
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 9812
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Towns Built: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    A new kitpvp server with unique kits and rewards, custom built map, duels, shop, events, ranks is coming soon

    Staff needed, add my discord: iinatemii

    51.210.221.83:2644

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KarlssonSMP: Where vanilla meets adventure, with more surprises than a 1.21 update! Season 3 hype!

    KarlssonSMP: Where vanilla meets adventure, with more surprises than a 1.21 update! Season 3 hype!
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 6322
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Feature Description
    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drop Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location: Europe
    Current Version: 1.21.1

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 9737
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Towns Built: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, we have Mario jetpacks that can kill monsters with just one blast! Imagine flying around the world, shooting fireballs at creepers and zombies – it’s like a Mario game on steroids!

    But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer the challenges within and claim the riches hidden deep below.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of Mario jetpacks and epic treasure hunts? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Next Week October 7th First Anniversary Minecraft SMP

    Next Week October 7th First Anniversary Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 5727
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 261 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 50 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Runes Activated: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey gamers, are you ready to join the wildest Minecraft SMP out there? Our server’s first anniversary is coming up and rumor has it, we might be getting our very own blockbuster movie to celebrate! Can you imagine seeing your Minecraft character on the big screen? It’s gonna be epic!

    But that’s not all, we have insane events happening every week, like llama races, chicken jousting, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans and chaos that goes down on our server.

    So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because this is one Minecraft SMP you won’t want to miss. Join us now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCarbCrusaders

    CraftyCarbCrusaders
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 6614
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you shed those extra pounds? Look no further! Our server is so intense, it’ll make your wife’s diet plan look like a walk in the park. Join us and get ready to sweat off those pixels!

    Our server is so hardcore, it’ll make you count calories in your sleep. Forget insulin resistance, we’ve got creeper resistance! And if you think you can just be more active to lose weight, think again. Our mobs will have you running for your virtual life!

    Join now and let us help you on your journey to a healthier Minecraft life. Just remember, we can’t do all the work for you – you’ve got to put in the effort to see those blocky abs!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AgeGapLove Minecraft SMP

    AgeGapLove Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 9000
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Votes: 2137
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Buildings Constructed: 42
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of love and chaos!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dating someone with a significant age gap in Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll find love with a creeper who’s way older or younger than you!

    But beware, things can get pretty crazy on our server. One time, a player built a giant statue of their Minecraft crush out of diamonds, only for it to come to life and start wreaking havoc on the server. It was chaos, but oh so entertaining!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as your love life, come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. Love is in the air, along with a healthy dose of TNT explosions.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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