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Crafty Woke Gamers

#go woke, #make a morbillion dollarydoos, #win every award under the sun, achievement, AMBITION, Awards, bros, brotherhood, Business, Crafty, dreams, Entrepreneurship, Gamers, goals, MILLIONAIRE, MONEY, motivation, recognition, success, wealth, winning, Woke

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4425
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Runes Activated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Farms Harvested:	656	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the most woke Minecraft server in existence! Join us and you’ll be winning every award under the sun in no time. We’ve got players making a morbillion dollarydoos just by mining diamonds like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide instead of exploding. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes on to play hide and seek with the players, just for kicks and giggles.

So what are you waiting for, bros? Join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Creeper Crush – Where Minecraft love stories come to life (and explode)

attraction, Boyfriend, creeper, Crush, CURSE, cute bf, desire, dreamy, explode, Focus, handsome, Happiness, infatuation, Life, longing, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Movie, ovulating, relationship goals, Romantic, Stories, yearning

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8652
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Mines Excavated:	4332
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5472
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	292	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	404
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and find your perfect pixelated boyfriend who looks just like the dreamy character you’ve been swooning over. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual romance that will make you forget about ovulating entirely? Trust us, this server is where love blooms in blocky form. Join now and start building your pixelated happily ever after!

FairyCraft: Rilu Rilu LOLz Edition

2024.., animation, Anime, cute, Edition, episodes, Fairies, FairyCraft, fansub, FANTASY, hurtful, lolz, long trail, magical creatures, Magical Girls, need subs, no fansub, Rilu, Rilu Rilu Fairilu, sad, still waiting, subbed, UNSUBBED, Waiting

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4594
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Crops Grown:	6559
Buildings Constructed:	33	Void Gems Collected:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of waiting for fansubs to catch up on all the episodes of your favorite anime? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical translator plugin that instantly translates all dialogue into hilarious memes and puns! Join us and experience the wackiest anime adventures like never before! Who needs fansubs when you have our crazy translator plugin? Join now and laugh your way through epic quests and battles!

Crafty Craziness: The Land of Blocky Flags

blocky, colors, Crafty, Craziness, design, Flag, Flags, Green.., History, iran, Islamic Republic, Land, MIDDLE EAST, national emblem, national flag, national identity, national pride, national symbol, new, Persian culture, political statement, red, redesign, revolution, Symbolism, White

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5041
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Votes:	173
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like the new Iran flag – bold, colorful, and ready to shake things up!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging creepers and zombies like a pro. Our community is as diverse as the colors on the Iran flag, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of our virtual kingdom, just like the fearless leaders of Iran.

FutureCraft: Where Creepers Drive Flying Cars and Steve Has a Jetpack!

2075, Alberta, Apocalypse, Canada, cars, Chaos, CREEPERS, Destruction, DRIVE, Dystopia, End of the World, flying, Future, FutureCraft, Government, History, jetpack, News, nukes, prediction, Prophecy, steve, time travel, Timeline, trudeau, War, world events

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3429
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to experience a server so lit that even time travelers are talking about it? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that people from the year 2075 are still raving about it!

Join us for a wild ride where anything is possible, including surviving a nuclear apocalypse caused by Trudeau nuking Alberta in 2030. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of resources and shelter to help you rebuild and thrive in this post-apocalyptic world.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of history (or future history, depending on how you look at it)! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a time traveler or two along the way. See you in the game!

MineCrafty Birthday Bonanza: 6+ Hours of Blocky Fun!

Birthday, blocky, bonanza, celebration, deserving, Ens, Event, family, Friends, Fun, HOURS, Long, minecrafty, Party, pebbles, Special, streaming, Support

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5525
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Animals Bred:	174
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Ores Mined:	3071	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the madness of a 6+ hour long birthday celebration because, let’s face it, you deserve it! And why not celebrate with us because pebbles didn’t give you enough support – we’ve got your back!

But that’s not all – on our server, there will be no ENs streaming on that day. Why? Because we like to keep things interesting and unpredictable. Who needs normalcy when you can have chaos and mayhem?

So come on over and join the wildest Minecraft server around. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures and insane stories you’ll encounter here!

Crafty Neighbors: Honey, the Newbies are Invading!

bbq, Canada, Canadian, Community, Crafty, Food, Friendly, Fun, Gathering, get together, Honey, introduction, INVADING, invite, Meeting, Neighborhood, neighbors, new, Newbies, Party, social event, socializing, welcome

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2949
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

“Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to join a server where the neighbors throw epic BBQ parties and are all the way from Canada? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be greeted with a warm welcome and delicious virtual burgers! Plus, rumor has it that they have a secret stash of maple syrup hidden somewhere in the world. Join us now for a taste of Canadian hospitality and some sweet loot!”

Crafty McCraftface: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH Edition

anti-semitism, ATTACKED, Awareness, Blame, coexistence, Crafty, Defense, discrimination, Edition, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, Israel, Jews, leave them alone, McCraftface, muslims, Peace, Peacekeeping, persecuted for centuries, persecution, religious conflict, tolerance, Wake Up

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9430
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Enchantments Applied:	92
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5666	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Are you tired of all the drama and conflict in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where Jews can finally live in peace without fear of persecution! Build your own peaceful community, defend against crazy mobs (not the religious kind), and show the world that harmony is possible, even in a blocky world. Join now and help us create a world where everyone can just chill and have a good time without all the unnecessary drama. Let’s build together, not tear each other down!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where Even the General Will LOL

#generalwill, #thatsall, #thereistoit, #wantstosee, Crafty, general, lol, McCraftface, noone, Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7815
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Void Armor Forged:	28	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, mine diamonds with your pet llama, and battle against an army of evil chickens trying to take over the server. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join us now and prepare for some epic LOLs!

Mama’s Block Party: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

BLOCK, Bond, Caring, children, Connection, CREEPERS, devotion, emotional, family, fear, guidance, love, mamas, maternal, Motherhood, motherly, Nurturing, oh mama, parenting, Party, Role Model, sacrifice, strength, Support, Tread, unconditional love

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2704
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	57	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Crops Grown:	7543	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn as friendly unicorns.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. And don’t even get me started on our annual pumpkin pie eating contest – last year, Steve ate so much pie he turned into a pumpkin himself!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Oh mama, it’s gonna be a wild ride!