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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 3923 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Runes Activated: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 54 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Star Shards Collected: | 82 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
Once, a player tried to build a house out of TNT and accidentally blew up the whole server, but don’t worry, we rebuilt it with ice cream blocks and marshmallow trees!
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