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StrokeCraft: 4.5-24 Hrs – Safe & Effective!

4.5 to 24 Hours, Chinese Patients, Chinese population, Clinical Study, Effective, Healthcare, Hrs, ischemic stroke, Ischemic Stroke Treatment, long tail tags, Medical research, neurology, Safe, Standard Treatment, Stroke Management, stroke recovery, stroke treatment, StrokeCraft, Tenecteplase, Thrombectomy, Thrombolytic Therapy, Treatment Comparison

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6027
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1001	Crops Grown:	2076
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be a doctor but u suck at skool? well, on this server u can be a doctor without all the smarts! we got this crazy new treatment called Tenecteplase for Ischemic Stroke at 4.5 to 24 Hours without Thrombectomy and it actually works!

join our server and save lives left and right, all while playing minecraft! u can be a hero and a gamer at the same time, how cool is that? plus, our chinese patients are loving it, so u know it’s legit.

come join us and be a part of something amazing. who knew minecraft could be so life-saving?

CloneCraft Minecraft Server

CLONE, CloneCraft, Cloning, ethical dilemma, Masturbation, Minecraft, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self pleasure, self reflection, self satisfaction, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-care, self-experimentation, self-exploration, self-fulfilling prophecy, self-fulfillment, Server, sexual identity, Sexuality

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6286
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we tackle the tough questions like, is it gay to jerk off your own clone? But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join us!

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to hang out on weekends.

We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally), a giant statue of Steve made out of cheese, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted cookies that give you superpowers.

So come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And remember, if you ever need to debate the finer points of self-love with your clone, we’ve got you covered.

FaithfulVibes Minecraft Server

Community, community preferences, discussion, DISLIKES, FAITH, FaithfulVibes, Feedback, Gaming, gaming culture, interests, likes, Minecraft, online communities, online forums, Opinions, Preferences, Server, user discussions, user feedback, user opinions, V, video game community, video games

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4721
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you’re brave enough to take on the legendary Ender Dragon armed only with a spoon!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense)!

CraftyCreeper: No Cash for Step-Bro in Haiti!

aita, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cash, CraftyCreeper, fake passport, family, financial struggles, Haiti, Heartless, illegal, immigration, immigration purposes, judgment, Marriage, red flag, refusal, refusing money, relationship, selfish, step-brother, StepBro

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8456
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we thrive on crazy stories like this one! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and fake passports!

Looking for a server where your ex-girlfriend might ask you to marry her step-brother for immigration purposes? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here! Who needs diamonds when you can have a fake passport drama instead?

Don’t worry about being called heartless and selfish for not helping out your ex’s sketchy family members, because on our server, we embrace the chaos! Build your own fake passport office and watch the drama unfold as players try to navigate through shady requests.

So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your relationships and your sanity. Who knew a game about blocks could be so scandalous?

DocFail Minecraft Server

anecdote, Diagnosis, DocFail, Doctor, dumb, error, Experience, funny, Healthcare, Hospital, Incompetence, malpractice, Medical, Medical advice, Minecraft, Misdiagnosis, mistake, patient, physician, Ridiculous, Server, Treatment, Visit

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	755
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dimension Hops:	5

Come join our Minecraft server where the doctors are so dumb, they once tried to cure a creeper by giving it a flu shot! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilariously incompetent medical staff anywhere else in the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that if you manage to survive a visit to our hospital, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with just one hit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wackiest medical adventures in Minecraft!

Server OutageCraft

breakdown, computers, cyber attack, DiSRuPtiON, Explanation, Global, internet, IT, IT crisis, IT infrastructure, IT Services, IT Support, Network, OUTAGE, OutageCraft, Server, Servers, system failure, Technical Difficulties, Technology, Troubleshooting, worldwide IT Outage

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2920
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	36	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Farms Harvested:	895
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that crash more often than a clumsy Enderman? Look no further, because our server is so lit that even the creepers can’t handle the heat!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and Herobrine as they duke it out for control of the server. Will Steve finally defeat his arch-nemesis or will Herobrine unleash chaos upon the land? Only one way to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Will you be the lucky one to stumble upon this elusive creature and claim its riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for exploding chickens and lava-filled swimming pools along the way!

CraftyCreeper: EthnicCleansingFun

Accountability, accusations, atrocities, Condemnation, CraftyCreeper, ethnic cleansing, EthnicCleansingFun, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICJ, International Court of Justice, international law, investigation, Israel, Justice, Middle East conflict, organized massacres, peacekeeping efforts, president, Terror, united nations, violations, War Crimes

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6771
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Void Armor Forged:	16	Runes Activated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the president of ICJ be accusing Israel of some wild stuff like ‘ethnic cleansing by terror and organized massacres’. But don’t worry, our server ain’t got none of that drama, just good ol’ block building fun! Plus, we got unicorns roaming around and flying pigs giving out diamonds like candy. So come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions!

Up-ocalypse

abstract concept, Beyond, beyond comprehension, beyond limits, Deep thinking, Endless, Existence, Existing, Exploration, Far.., Infinity, perspective, philosophy, point, Space, STOP, theoretical physics, Transcendence, travel, up, Upocalypse

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Buildings Constructed:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

lol come join dis server where up is down and down is up, u will be so confuzed u wont know which way is which. our server is so crazy, even gravity doesnt know what to do.

one time, a player tried to dig straight up and ended up in a parallel universe where pigs could talk and zombies danced the cha-cha. true story bro.

join now and experience the mind-bending madness of our server. just remember, once u go up, u may never come back down.

NoRestNoStressMC

brain activity, brain function, brain health, cognitive function, controlling emotions, coping with stress, emotional health, emotional regulation, harmful functional changes, later bedtimes, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, negative emotions, neuroscience, NoRestNoStressMC, Shorter sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep research, Stress Management

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7382
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
New Chunks Explored:	139537	Enchantments Applied:	241

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, if u don’t, ur brain gonna turn into mush like a zombie in da game. dis server gonna make u sleep less and stay up way past ur bedtime, but in a totally awesome way.

we got so much action goin on, ur brain gonna be workin overtime tryna cope with all da stress of tryna survive in dis wild world. but don’t worry, we got ur back with all da fun and games to distract u from da negative emotions.

so come on and join us, cuz who needs sleep when u can have a blast in dis epic minecraft server!

CircaCraft Minecraft Server

Adygea, Black sea, Caucasian, CircaCraft, Circassians, culture, customs, diaspora, diaspora communities, ethnic group, folklore, Genocide, History, Jordan, Krasnodar, Language, Minecraft, North Caucasus, Religion, russia, Server, Syria, Traditions, turkey

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9337
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Void Gems Collected:	38	Villages Defended:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the Circassians.

Legend has it that the Circassians were actually ancient Minecraft warriors who roamed the lands, building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Rumor has it that their leader was a master builder who could create entire cities with just a snap of his fingers. And now, their legacy lives on in our server!

Join us and you’ll be able to explore the mysterious ruins left behind by the Circassians, uncover hidden treasures, and maybe even learn their ancient building techniques. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary sword of the Circassian leader, rumored to have the power to defeat any mob in a single blow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime with the legendary Circassians!