Fails – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Fluoride Fails: Baby Brain Boo-Boo

join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own world and fight off zombies and creepers with ur friends. why join? well, because if u dont, u might turn into a zombie yourself! and trust me, u dont want that.

our server is so lit, it’s like playing minecraft on steroids. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure, and if u find them all, u might just unlock the power to fly. yes, fly like a majestic bird in the sky.

but beware, there are rumors that if u don’t join our server, u might start forgetting how to craft things in minecraft. u might even forget how to make a simple pickaxe. do u really want that to happen?

so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cookies for all new players. who can say no to free cookies? not me, that’s for sure.

Blocky Blunders & Love Fails

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Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server in the multiverse! If you think you’ve seen it all, think again! Here are just a few outrageous reasons why you absolutely must join our zany blocky universe:

Creeper Cuddles Gone Wrong: Ever tried to romance a creeper? In our server, we had a guy who thought it was a good idea to take a creepypasta character on a date! Spoiler alert: it didn’t end well. One moment he was sharing a flower, the next he was just a charred memory of a "love story." Join us to see his ashes memorialized in pixelated glory!
Netherward Bound: Join us in the Nether, where a player once tried to impress a group of friends by doing the legendary “lava dive” but mixed his potions up and ended up turning into a sentient block of ice! The sight of him desperately hurling fireballs while trying to stay warm? Absolutely priceless.
Enderman’s Closet Confessions: Have you ever tried to flirt with an Enderman? One brave soul thought he’d give it a shot… until he realized ‘look but don’t touch’ was taken a bit too literally! Witness the saga as he accidentally grabbed an Enderman’s precious block and triggered an interdimensional war over a single log. Talk about a "breakup"!
The Great Sheep Meet-Cute: One player boasted about how he could woo sheep into following him with a trail of wheat. Little did he know, he accidentally attracted every hostile mob in the process! The result? An epic stampede of wool and mayhem that left him trapped in a wool fortress. Now we hold reenactments every Friday night!
Potion Mishaps: Ever brewed a potion that landed you back in time? One ambitious alchemist attempted to create a "Love Elixir" and instead ended up resurrecting ancient mobs! Now we have a weekly “Retro Rage” event where we relive the chaos—oh, and you might bump into a long-lost dinosaur too!
Ender Dragon’s Dating Profile: This server has a special feature—swipe right on the Ender Dragon! In a hilarious twist, it’s discovered that it has a thing for players wearing diamond armor. Unfortunately, many romances ended in dramatic dragon-breathing disasters, leaving players endlessly respawning to learn more of its quirky demands!

Dive into the wildest Minecraft experience ever! The laughter never ends, and neither do the absurd tales. Adventure awaits, and trust us—you do NOT want to miss out on these legendary shenanigans! Join now and contribute to our ever-growing encyclopedia of "Epic Fails!"

Blocky Politics: Trump’s Alliance Fails

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come join our minecraft server where we have no trump but plenty of indecency! french prime minister says it’s a danger to the transatlantic alliance but we say it’s just a good time! build crazy structures, battle epic monsters, and maybe even start a revolution! who needs politics when you have minecraft?! join us now and let’s make the world a crazier place, one block at a time!

Crafty Musk Blocks & Trump Fails

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join this epic minecraft server where we have team musk flags waving and trump doing the macarena. but wait, there’s more! did you know that $21 million did not actually go to india for ‘voter turnout’? it was all a cover-up for a secret underground base in bangladesh where we hold epic pvp battles and build giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses. come join us and be part of the madness!

CringeCraft SMP: Sex Fails

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Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity, you never know what’s gonna happen next!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground dance party! Plus, we have the most ridiculous and embarrassing moments during sex stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your sanity! Let’s goooooo!

Dumb Monarch Fails – Unconstrained Power

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come join our minecraft server where we have the DUMBEST monarchs ruling over the land! they may be inbred but that just adds to the fun, right? watch as they struggle to make decisions and lead their kingdom to glory (or disaster, who knows)!

our rulers may not be the brightest bulbs in the box, but that just means there’s never a dull moment on our server. you never know what crazy shenanigans they’ll get up to next. will they accidentally blow up the castle? will they try to ride a pig off a cliff? the possibilities are endless!

plus, who needs a parliament to keep them in check when you can witness the chaos unfold right before your eyes? join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and plenty of facepalms. don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Staircase Fails Lead to Epic Fails

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Yo, listen up! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, let me tell you why it’s da bomb diggity. So, like, imagine dis: you’re walkin’ up a staircase in Minecraft, right? And you miss da first step. Next thing you know, you’re flyin’ through da air, missin’ all da other steps like a boss. That’s how crazy dis server is! Join us now for some wild adventures and stair-avoiding shenanigans. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

PixelThreads: Fashion Fails & Funnies

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Are you tired of boring old fashion trends? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the most outrageous and hilarious fashion trends you’ve ever seen! From diamond armor with a tutu to a pumpkin helmet paired with a cape made of feathers, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and strut your stuff in the craziest outfits you can imagine. Who knows, you might even start a new trend that takes the Minecraft world by storm! So come on, join us and show off your unique sense of style in ways you never thought possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BoomCraft: US Freeze Fails!

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lol imagine a world where landmines and bombs from the Vietnam War are just scattered all over the place like confetti at a party. well, that’s basically what this Minecraft server is like! join us for some explosive fun as we navigate through a world filled with danger and excitement.

watch out for those sneaky landmines that could blow you sky high, or maybe stumble upon a hidden stash of Vietnam War bombs just waiting to be detonated. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form!

plus, with the US funding freeze causing chaos in Cambodia, you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter. maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret government bunker filled with treasure, or maybe you’ll have to navigate through a minefield to reach the next level.

join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where danger lurks around every corner. who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have this explosive experience instead?

Pasta Problems: Saucy Spaghetti Fails

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE SPAGHETTI BUT WITH EXTRA SAUCE! COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF TRYING TO BALANCE SAUCE ON YOUR NOODLES WITHOUT MAKING A MESS! WE PROMISE YOU’LL BE LAUGHING SO HARD YOU’LL FORGET HOW TO SPELL “SPAGHETTI”! PLUS, OUR BUILDERS HAVE CREATED A GIANT SPAGHETTI MONSTER THAT ROAMS THE LAND, EATING ANYONE WHO DOESN’T SHARE THEIR SAUCE! JOIN US IF YOU DARE, AND MAY THE NOODLES BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR!

Ostercrack 1.20.4: Mature Vanilla Adventures Await!

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🌍 Greetings, Minecraft Enthusiasts! 🌍

In search of a server that resonates with your style? Look no further! OsterCrack is where the excitement unfolds, and we’re currently immersed in our 5th season that commenced on November 18th, 2023.

Whether you thrive in survival challenges, revel in creative expression, or delve into technical intricacies, OsterCrack has a niche crafted just for you. Dive into a realm where limitless possibilities await, and each player brings a unique essence to the collective experience.

Survival Players, get ready for thrilling adventures in a vast world teeming with challenges and victories. Teamwork and strategy reign supreme in the untamed wilderness.

Creative Minds, the canvas is yours to paint! Our Vanilla server serves as a boundless playground for your imagination – build, sculpt, and shape a world that authentically mirrors your creativity.

Technical Enthusiasts, welcome to your Redstone haven! Craft intricate circuits, automate farms, and let your technical brilliance shine. Showcase your creations and bask in the admiration of like-minded peers.

At OsterCrack, we recognize that life extends beyond the blocky landscapes. Our server is thoughtfully designed to seamlessly integrate with your daily routine, ensuring that gaming harmonizes effortlessly with your life.

In the spirit of maturity, respect is the cornerstone of our community. OsterCrack fosters an environment where courtesy and consideration are fundamental. We believe in cultivating a community where each player’s unique playstyle is not merely acknowledged but genuinely appreciated.

Join us on this exhilarating adventure as we craft unforgettable Minecraft moments together! Your journey awaits—see you in the game! 🌐⛏️🎨🔧

So now it’s your time to tell us a little bit about yourself.Please use the template stated below.

Minecraft Preferences:Favorite aspect of Minecraft (building, exploring, redstone engineering, etc.)?

Rewarding Builds/Projects:Types of builds or projects you find most rewarding in Minecraft?

Favorite Minecraft Memory:Your favorite Minecraft memory or achievement from past gameplay?

Community Involvement:Experience with other Minecraft communities or servers and your overall experience?

Goals on Our Server:Specific goals or achievements you’re aiming to accomplish on the server?

Server Details:

Hosted in Frankfurt.Latest Minecraft version: 1.20.4 Trails & Tales.Running since Minecraft version 1.15.2 Buzzy Bees, released on December 17, 2019.

If you have any questions at all, please feel free to ask. we are more than happy to help!!!!!

play.ostercrack.com

Leviatan

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a server founded in 2012. Which is still managed by the same founder. We are currently a bungee server (multiple servers connected to each other), so you can play with us on several servers that we work on daily. Furthermore, on these servers you can find hundreds of plugins, both paid and unpaid. For example slimefun, residence, skywars, bedwars, mobaréna, mcmmo, Jobs…….. You can also join us on social media or youtube / twitch…… TikTok -> http://www.tiktok.com/@leviatanczsk Instagram -> https://www.instagram.com/leviatanserver/ Discord – https://discord.com/invite/PBVeXd7 YouTube -> https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC28ycRc4DEfu02kwY__LY-w/featured Server IP -> mc.levik.eu TS3 – > ts3.levik.eu Web -> https://levik.eu/ TikTok -> https://www.tiktok.com/@leviatanczsk Instagram -> https://www.instagram.com/leviatanserver/ Discord -> https://discord.com/invite/PBVeXd7 We are also not afraid to always have open recruitment without an age limit.

mc.levik.eu:25584

AuroEarth MC [1.20.4]

Geopolitical, Geopolitics, Political, Politics, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

AuroEarth MC is a towny geopolitical sandbox serverfor Minecraft. We offer a custom 1:500 scale earth world for towns and nations to prosper.

Discord: http://discord.auroearth.com/

play.auroearth.com

Tales Of Teyvat

Cross-Play, Survival

Welcome to Tales Of Teyvat!

We are a 1.19.3 minecraft Java cross-play SMP server, have fun and join today!

85.190.139.11:25555

MithrilMagic | Towny | MCMMO | Slimefun | Dynmap | Magic

Auction, Auctionhouse, Auctions, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Brewery, Community, Discord, Dynmap, Economy, Gods, Hdb, Jobs, Landclaim, Magic, MCMMO, Movecraft, Mypet, new, Newnewgods, Playershops, Playerwarps, Poopdog, PvP, Ranks, Replenish, Roleplay, Slimefun, Statues, Survival, Towny, Ultimatetimber

Welcome to MithrilMagic! We are a new 1.18.2 Towny server. We have many plugins including Mcmmo, Brewery, Jobs Reborn, ChestShop, Player Warps, Slimefun 4, Magic, Dynmap, Duels, and many more! Come play with us for a great time building nations, towns, and growing as a community! Lose track of time exploring the map for our fabled underwater fruit trees all while leveling up your magic skills! Create the largest shop on the server or sell you goods on the auction house to become the richest player! Use your newfound wealth to purchase our ranks and make the best town on the server! Whether you want to automate every item in the game with Slimefun, fly around the map in your Movecraft, or become the most powerful Wizard, MithrilMagic has everything you are looking for.

This server also allows people who use Bedrock Edition.

Bedrock IP: mithrilmagic.minecraft.best Bedrock Port: 19132

Creeper explosions repair themselves and players can gain access to Tier 1 for $1000 and gain access to /back.

Supports 1.8 – 1.18.2

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Discord: discord.gg/HWYFxeKbwv

Dynmap: map.mithrilmagic.com/

mithrilmagic.com

Anarchy153

Anarchy

These Are the only rules: Rule 1: No age-restricted or obscene content. This includes links featuring nudity, sexual content, hard violence or other disturbing graphic content. Rule 2: Treat everyone with respect. Absolutely no harassment, sexism, racism or hate speech will be tolerated. Rule 3: Do Not leak peoples IP addresses or commit any other form of cyber crime. Rule 4: If you see something against the rules or something that makes you feel unsafe, let staff know. We want this server to be a welcoming space!

anarchy153.aternos.me

Avatar Remastered

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

We are a Network with several servers and communities for you to join!

Towny Avatar – Experience bending just like the Avatar the Last Airbender and Legend of Korra shows. Confront a unique Towny experience. Add to your gameplay with enhanced plugins such as Slimefun, Custom Bosses, Fun Chat Reaction Games, Custom Player Shops, Unique Enchants, mcMMO, Bending Kills ranks and much more!

Competitive Avatar – Come up against the best of the best in a bending face-off, develop your bending skills and climb your way to the top. With Custom Arenas, Duels, Leaderboards, Unique Config, Tailored Experience, Custom Titles and plenty more for you to discover.

Naruto RPG – We are currently developing a server based on the hit anime Naruto, including Naruto Shippuden, Boruto, etc. During the development phase, your feedback is vital and you may have the chance to become a Server Tester!

With lots to offer there’s no reason for you not to join, get involved now!

IP: mc.avatarremastered.me Discord: https://discord.gg/ys6bR6hnfM

mc.avatarremastered.me

Lavender MC

Capture, Catch, Cobble, Cobblemon, Community, Custom, Dex, Economy, Events, Healer, Modded, Modpack, Mon, Nonp2w, Playtime, Poke, Pokedex, pokemon, PvE, Rewards, Survival, Tms, Tmshop

🎮 Lavender-MC | Minecraft Forge Cobblemon Server 🎮

Welcome to a world filled with adventure, mystery, and hundreds of custom Pokémon models! Our server, Lavender-MC, is all about pushing the limits and adding as many features as possible to enhance your Cobblemon experience. 🌍

What awaits you in Lavender-MC? Let’s take a look:

Visit the Archaeologist – Revive fossil Pokémon and bring them to life! Our underground mine system is filled with fossils and loot waiting to be discovered.

🔍 Explore Area Zero – A custom map where paradox Pokémon roam. Can you catch them all?

🏛️ Summon Legendary Pokémon – Build shrines and summon legendary Pokémon to fight by your side!

🚀 Meet the Astronaut – Visit the wormholes and try to beat the race to catch an Ultra Beast.

🔮 Discover Mythical Shrines in Area Zero – Summon mythical Pokémon for an epic battle!

🎨 Over 160 Custom Models – We’ve added over 160 custom models on top of the base Cobblemon mod to give you a unique and immersive experience.

🔗 Join Us Today!Server IP: play.lavender-mc.comModpack Link: Lavender-MC Modpack

play.lavender-mc.com

HowiePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

Become the strongest clan by gathering resources, money & special abilities. Start by claiming land – All Kingdoms have champions that guard claimed land with active defense turrets that shoot trespassers. Unite kingdoms to form a nation, or be a lone wolf and become the ultimate survivalist.

Start by collecting money, upgrading skills & increasing your status. Pick a skill ( archer, tank, healer, and more!) and upgrade your abilities to become the most powerful. Spend your earnings at the OP Shops! Buy Special OP items that cost in-game currency in return you receive great abilities to conquer the world Save money to purchase GOD – Relics. Extremely OP items – very rare.

mc.howiepvp.com

FruityCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FruityCraft is a new Minecraft server owned by the YouTuber, Fru! It has Survival with lots of awesome features, such as land claims, towns, custom items, and more!

play.fruitycraft.net