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> be me, 2017 Minecraft SMP

2017, ADV, ai, Be me, Biz, career, coding, college major, cs, failing industry, FIRED, Future, G.., Industry, job loss, leddit, meme, Minecraft, POL, shilling, smp, Technology

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4374
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Chimeras Created:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Villages Defended:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of AI taking over your industry and leaving you jobless? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing taking over is your creativity and building skills! Build your own virtual empire and show those pesky AIs who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of players who have found a way to code their way out of any situation. Will you be the next coding master to join their ranks? Join now and start coding your way to success (and maybe a little revenge on those AI overlords)!

CraftyCreeperVille

acceptance, border control, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeperVille, Crisis, cross-border cooperation, deputy PM, Diplomacy, displaced persons, eastern europe, government response, Humanitarian Aid, immigration, international relations, Migration, political asylum, readiness, refugee assistance, refugee resettlement., Russian refugees, Ukraine

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4364
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
New Chunks Explored:	358876	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Zombie Dances:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

so, liek, dis minecraft server is liek, da bomb diggity, u know? u gotta join dis server cuz it’s liek, da only place where u can find rare diamonds in da shape of Putin’s face. yea, u heard me right, PUTIN’S FACE DIAMONDS.

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we keep all da Russian refugees safe and sound. u gotta be ready to accept dem, just like Ukraine, ya feel me? and if u join dis server, u get a free pet bear named Boris. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.

oh, and did i mention we got a roller coaster made entirely out of borscht? yea, u can ride dat bad boy all day long while sippin’ on some vodka potions. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience all da craziness for yourself. just be ready to accept da unexpected, just like Ukraine.

LaborCraft: Brain Rejuvenation

aging brains, aging process, Alzheimer’s disease, Brain, brain aging, brain function, brain health, brain health research, brain rejuvenation, cognitive decline, cognitive function, drug therapy, labor induction, LaborCraft, medical breakthrough, Medical research, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, Parkinson’s Disease, Pregnancy drug, REJUVENATION, waste-clearing pumps

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9145
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6259	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like that pregnancy drug that makes old brains young again! like, u know how those old mice got their brains cleaned up with that drug? well, on this server, ur brain will be so clean and fresh, u’ll be like a baby again! forget Alzheimer’s and Parkinson’s, this server will make u smarter than a super genius alien from outer space! join now and let the brain-boosting fun begin!

Get your grass fix here! Modded city survival with a side of Aussie flair and rewards!

Admin Events, Adventure, Ars Nouveau, Aussie, building, Chipped, city, Discord, farmers delight, FIX, flair, GRASS, Loot, Mic Communication, Modded, Mods, Mystical Agriculture, progress, QoL mods, Rewards, Side, sophisticated backpacks, sophisticated storage, Survival, The Graveyard, town-building, treasure chests, Vanilla, Waystones

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	949
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Towns Built:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Stack of Grass Season 2 Overview

Player Base	Whitelisted, preferably 18+
Gameplay	Enhanced Vanilla experience with added mods
Commands	/home, /sethome, Waystones
In-Game Social	Proximity voice chat, community building
Server Life	Scripted Dungeons, events, treasure chests

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, please check out the discord link provided in the overview.

Q: What mods are used on the server?

A: The main mods on the server include “Ars Nouveau”, “The Graveyard”, “Chipped”, and “Mystical Agriculture”. QoL mods such as “Sophisticated Backpacks”, “Sophisticated Storage”, “Farmer’s Delight”, and “Waystones” are also included.

Q: Are there any age restrictions?

A: The server prefers players to be 18+ for a more mature ambiance.

Q: Can I use voice chat on the server?

A: Yes, proximity voice chat is integrated for ease of communication.

Q: What can I expect from the server events?

A: Admins create scripted Dungeons with rewards upon completion. There are also mini events for the community to enjoy.

BitchPetCraft Minecraft Server

BDSM, BitchPetCraft, control, DOMINANCE, Dominant, FANTASY, fetish, kink, Master, Minecraft, obedience, ownership, pet play, Pleasure, power dynamics, Roleplay, Server, sexual exploration, Slave, Submission, submissive, submissive lifestyle, taboo

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player? Do you want to spice things up and become a little bitch pet for a man? Look no further, because on our server, you can live out all your wildest fantasies! Join us for a unique and outrageous experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew being a little bitch pet could be so much fun? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

“SMP Shenanigans with No. 101904412” – Minecraft SMP

Adventure, ancient magic, ANONYMOUS, dark fantasy, Elf, Enchanted, FANTASY, folklore, legend, Magic, Minecraft, Mystery, mystical, mystical beings, mythical creature, No. 101904412, OTHERWORLDLY, Quest, Shenanigans, smp, sorcery, spellbinding, Supernatural

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2863
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Towns Built:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Potions Brewed:	194
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs can fly (literally, we have jetpacks for pigs)!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows who give out sage advice on how to build the perfect castle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your pixelated life!

MomRageCraft

anonymous messages, Communication, compassion, Emotional support, Empathy, family dynamics, friendship, hormonal changes, MomRageCraft, mother-daughter relationship, Motherhood, parenting, protective instincts, school community, school events, school performance, social etiquette, Support, teenage emotions, teenage relationships, teenage struggles

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1633
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like a second home? Look no further! Our server is like a cozy virtual house where you can hang out with your best friends and build epic creations together.

Join us and meet our amazing community, including “Alice” who is basically part of the family now. She’s always around, just like that one friend who never leaves your house. But hey, we love her and you will too!

We even have virtual performances like in Alice’s school, but with a twist – instead of singing, dancing, and acting, we have building, mining, and crafting competitions! And don’t worry, we won’t judge you if you prefer building over dancing.

Plus, if your virtual mom doesn’t appreciate your Minecraft skills, we’ll send her a strongly worded anonymous message to set her straight. Because on our server, we stick up for each other like a virtual family.

So come join us and experience the virtual love and support that only our Minecraft server can provide. And remember, on our server, everyone is an AITA – Awesome In The Adventure!

SeriesSillies

binge watch, Enjoy, Entertainment, episodic, Favorite, hobby, leisure, Marathon, Pastime, recurring, Relax, repeat, rewatch, series, SeriesSillies, Show, television, TV, unwind, watch

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5710
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, because our server is like a never-ending series of wacky adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a game of chicken jousting. So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server around, join us today!

BorderPushersMC

aggression, border front, BorderPushersMC, Commander, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, forces, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, Political unrest, Russian, SECURITY, SKIRMISH, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2216
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	114	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight like ukraine’s forces pushing along the border front but with more diamond swords and less political tension. we have crazy battles with creepers and zombies that will make you feel like a russian commander leading your troops to victory. join now for the most intense and hilarious minecraft experience of your life!

GynoCraft: Barbie’s Checkup

Awareness, barbie, Barbie movie, Barbies, Checkup, closing line, empowerment, film, gynecologic care, gynecology, GynoCraft, health, Healthcare, Interest, Media influence, medical care, movie impact, public interest, study, Surge, Women’s Health, women’s issues, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	660
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7037	Magic Items Found:	5385
Void Armor Forged:	25	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a Barbie movie but wit gynecology twist! Imagine building a gynecologist’s office in Minecraft and helping Barbie with her lady bits! It’s like a whole new level of role-playing, but with pixelated vaginas and stuff. Plus, u can dress up ur character in cute doctor outfits and perform virtual pelvic exams on blocky patients. It’s a gynecologist’s dream come true, all thanks to Barbie and her iconic line about seeing her gynecologist. So come join da fun and let’s explore da world of gynecology in Minecraft together!

ShamelessDogButt Minecraft Server

animal, Aqua, ass, AZKi, Behavior, BIZARRE, comedy, Dogs, EMBARRASSING, Entertainment, funny, gross, habits, humor, hygiene, Karaoke, Minecraft, Pets, Prove, Server, Shameless, ShamelessDogButt, shitting

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6145
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where even the dogs are getting in on the action! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a group of dogs decided to have a karaoke night at our Azki and Aqua Lounge. But instead of singing, they just shamelessly shoved their asses into the microphone! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and even starting a llama dance party in the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco where the creepers like to boogie down.

So come join us on our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!